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I was listening to some Lenin Lime monthly comps from 2022 yesterday while working, and some of them featured a lot of Courtney streaming with Josh. I had never really heard her talk before, but judging by the way she speaks, she is a powerfully ignorant person. Her dipshit midwest accent punctuating every other word with "fuckin". What a pig
 
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AnOminous said:
Spoken like someone who has never been in Casper, Wyoming.
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Apparently they commissioned Tom of Finland to create their welcome sign.
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Apparently they commissioned Tom of Finland to create their welcome sign.
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GAYYYYYY. Lolol (I had no idea he was the artist, I see a bunch of old ladies trying to find fabric based off his art)

Did you know that Wyoming only has 2 escalators in the entire state and both are in Casper.

Some dumb news article popped up about it the other day lol.

I hope cobes doesn’t get a new dragon. It’ll just make me sad like when chins got that ugly street cat in Kuwait.
 
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I hope cobes doesn’t get a new dragon. It’ll just make me sad like when chins got that ugly street cat in Kuwait.
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He says he won’t get a new one but I mean come on, Christmas is coming up soon, his daddy knows how much this situation bums him out and it doesn’t cost an arm and leg to go get him a dog from the shelter as a surprise. I’d be surprised if that didn’t happen.
 
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I am willing to bet money that daddy nipalinos actually found the real Puffthers and decided to do the right thing: Not give it back to his bumblefuck son who almost killed it.

I mean come on boys let’s be real for a second, there’s two lizards native to Australia running around Casper Wyoming in the freezing cold? That girl that Cobies had a weird unhealthy obsession with just magically fuckin’ died too in the vaguest of circumstances.🤫

Come on Nipples your son may be retarded but we aren’t


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I am willing to bet money that daddy nipalinos actually found the real Puffthers and decided to do the right thing: Not give it back to his bumblefuck son who almost killed it.

I mean come on boys let’s be real for a second, there’s two lizards native to Australia running around Casper Wyoming in the freezing cold? That girl that Cobies had a weird unhealthy obsession with just magically fuckin’ died too in the vaguest of circumstances.🤫

Come on Nipples your son may be retarded but we aren’t


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That's fucking puff. No way they'd post all these details for strangers. That message is aimed straight at captain o.d.d. I'm sure his sister found him and saw how mistreated he was and refused to give him back to Josh. There's no way in hell that cobes' fam would just happen to coincidentally be involved with finding a bearded dragon, in winter, in Wyoming, right after Josh lost his. If you believe this I've got a badass rap album to sell you called blunt wraps and cobra coils.
 
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I gotta agree that I bet the family decided to rescue that lizard. They could have found good Ole' Puffts outside or simply crept into the Cobra Lair and snatched him away while the boglim was passed out drunk.

They are more concerned about some lizard dying than their family member who is on death's door. Have they ever tried an 'intervention' with him? Or they just content seeing him once or twice a year, looking 10 years older and like shit?

I also think he is gaining weight but the swelling in his face is from the teeth. Probably a full blown infection at this point and why he is now just slurping or mushing his food only on one side of his mouth.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Apparently they commissioned Tom of Finland to create their welcome sign.
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Goatchoker said:
GAYYYYYY. Lolol (I had no idea he was the artist, I see a bunch of old ladies trying to find fabric based off his art)
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The statue was created by Seth Vandable. I have been unable to find any documentation that Tom of Finland was involved, despite the resemblance it bears to his artwork.

 
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I love how worked up the Reddit faggots got over this "new" lizard. Tons of posts of "I can't believe Clint is giving him a new lizard" filled to the brim with seethe only for Clint to give it to a lizard rescue that is going to try to find the owner.
I mean I agree that it's probably better for Jord to not have the responsibility of a pet but I can't imagine getting worked up over it.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
@Null can we have a general reddit a-log section for this goober? We’ve been looking through them and it’s either hilarious, gross or both. There’s a lot of them and the reddit stuff clogs up the thread.
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Go ahead and make the thread if you guys are still interested. No rules against that sort of thing as far as I'm aware. It is a community after all. Love you lots.
 
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
I was listening to some Lenin Lime monthly comps from 2022 yesterday while working, and some of them featured a lot of Courtney streaming with Josh. I had never really heard her talk before, but judging by the way she speaks, she is a powerfully ignorant person. Her dipshit midwest accent punctuating every other word with "fuckin". What a pig
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I believe Porkney is a Connecticut Cunt. Part of being a New Englander is using the fuck word like it's the last time you'll use it. It gets awkward fast.

Porkney, BiteSize et al, are all /were part of the discord cabal. That's why there's all this material out there that's like lucid focused Josh and you cannot find it on any youtube video.
 
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