Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Apparently he needs to learn to drink with the grain of the liquor. Perhaps he should do this on his next livestream:
It was weird how in the last 40 minutes he started out nearly comatose, occasionally thrashing into consciousness to scream incoherent gibberish, then got almost half-lucid by the end, which is when he realized he was live and turned it all off.

The best part was earliest when he head-butted his computer and vomited on the floor, apparently. I think he vomited more than once on the floor, or maybe on his own bed.
 
Is this not America? Can a man not scream FAGGOTS at the top of his lungs for no understandable reason in the privacy of his own pod?
You don't know true freedom until you're in a position to scream whatever you want at the top of your lungs at any point and be secure that there's no one around who will bother to report you.
I think he vomited more than once on the floor, or maybe on his own bed.
I think I'd rather just have choked to death than wake up and realize there's vomit soaked into my mattress.
 
I love that we've finally got a glimpse into his life off camera, god that's got to be hell to live by.

Also fuck Reddit for fucking Swatting him, and then wellness checking him.
Clint seems to have set something up where the cops will call him before or at the same time that calls like this are called in, thank goodness. A big Clint W

@AnOminous your my go to law explaining guy for American stuff, what's the likelihood that someone could set something up like that? I mean how enforceable is it? Or could this be something the cops done because they know about Josh and know Clints not a bad sort of guy so done him a solid so if something was definitely up he could try and end things peacefully.

Oh man haven’t you seen the “poopies” incident?

I fucking love that clip, it's just such a stupid thing to say and so out of the blue it just makes me giggle.
 
This reminds me that I need to rewatch the Josh JFS stream.

- him gagging on the fish and spitting it everywhere
- the sex doll story
- various recipes—the chocolate cherry peanut butter hamburger, the mayonnaise pasta, the thing with the rotten bananas
 
@AnOminous your my go to law explaining guy for American stuff, what's the likelihood that someone could set something up like that?
Law is like for knowing stuff from 100 years ago. Cops have not figured out how to cope with swatting yet, or the malicious use of "wellness checks." I mean presumably at least one of the people calling in on Cobes are actually worried that this time he's dying.

It's pretty obvious they know they get calls about this particular dude though and they aren't showing up waving guns around and demanding he get in the position. They apparently called Clint first.

This isn't a law thing, though, it's a cop thing. Don't assume cops know law.
Well let me know once I've wasted enough time on this website that I can stop sucking dudes off.
Sorry that never happens. Also you want to stop sucking dudes off? What are you, a faggot?
 
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As stated by others here, this whole spergout happened when he thought he wasn't live.

Reminds me of PUP - Old Wounds
Being dead sleep, then waking up with a blood curdling scream is some scary shit. I've only heard of PTSD affected people doing that.
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I know weens are annoying but yeah, I see why they did a check.
Quick glance at kratom abuse mixed with alcohol is deadly, I think as little as 8mg is the cap? Especially after it seemed like he had a seizure.... this is really bad.
I've long forgone hope that he'll ever recover, but I don't want to watch this fuck die on stream, he's one of my favorites! Gdi cobes.
 
@AnOminous your my go to law explaining guy for American stuff, what's the likelihood that someone could set something up like that? I mean how enforceable is it? Or could this be something the cops done because they know about Josh and know Clints not a bad sort of guy so done him a solid so if something was definitely up he could try and end things peacefully.

If you want to know the chances of this happening; swing on over to the Patrick Tomlinson thread. Ole Fatrick has been swatted 40+ times (although most were probably by himself), and they still show up and fuck with him.
 
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