Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Agent Snigger]

Whatever the legal nature of the situation, I do hope his family and those in his life help him at least enough that he isn't at risk of drowning in his own vomit on YouTube.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Whatever the legal nature of the situation, I do hope his family and those in his life help him at least enough that he isn't at risk of drowning in his own vomit on YouTube.

Sweet summer child…

 

[ilovejews]

God damn it, the one time I decide to look away and be normal for a little while and this happens. Guess I'll catch the clips

Also from the two clips posted here I'll just say it now, my nigga Cobes deserves a nomination for lolcow of the year. He's been shafted constantly and it's time to stop dood.

Shafted?!
HE'S STRAIGHT

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

I missed it, but at least my sportsball team has the lead...

Dammit

Which team?

Whatever the legal nature of the situation, I do hope his family and those in his life help him at least enough that he isn't at risk of drowning in his own vomit on YouTube.

Would be nice but Cobes has to be brought kicking and screaming in order to turn his life around.

 

[KingPoisson]

I dont think it was a bad thing he got a wellness check since he did apparently bonk his head twice with one being pretty hard

 

[Lone MacReady II]

tfw when you miss a drunken cobes livestream. not to worry boglim chronicles or bitesize probably saved it
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My word, the similarities are uncanny.

 

[chimpSculpture]

He was ranting to his front-door about how much he hates the trolls for like five minutes after the cops left, but then immediately walks over to his computer to say he didn't realise he was live.

So he wasn't talking to his audience, he just casually talks screams aloud to himself? Is he so brain-rotted from YouTube he narrates everything or is it him just venting? Maybe this happens regularly off camera all the time. I've seen him accidently shouting aloud for a split second before the camera stops as he's ending a stream.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

What are the chances he was self-aware to some extent of knowing he was live? You could see the reflectiom of chat in his glasses so he could see the messages and right after he did oriente the camera back to himself, before going on his harder bender, any credence to him trying to farm some sympathy?

 

[BlastMonk]

He was ranting to his front-door about how much he hates the trolls for like five minutes after the cops left, but then immediately walks over to his computer to say he didn't realise he was live.

So he wasn't talking to his audience, he just casually talks screams aloud to himself?

and redditfags wanted to take this from us because Josh says slurs has brain dead opinions on israel (no shit he doesn't know how to take care of himself let alone geo-politics)

 

[Dude Snakes]

Is Josh okay?

 

[KingPoisson]

Is Josh okay?

when has he been ok.

 

[Sammich]

the whole "internet culture bro" bullshit. it's like people who buy his wands or chris chan's "art". they're dumbasses who this this is apart of history. they're idiots who shouldn't be allowed to have money.

you know what, you can suck my dick regard. I bought a wand because I wanted one, bish. Piece of history really. (I'm mostly joking, I did buy a wand though)

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Shafted?!
HE'S STRAIGHT

Better be for willing, of-age. alive, cis-gendered, human females dood.

Don't want any more consent accidents around here.

 

[Kayfabe]

He's an harmless lolcow as far as i can recall

Unless if you're his pet, fuck him for mistreating his pets.

 

[Andoxico]

The VOD was taken down but for some reason my download seems to still be progressing. Lord willing I'll be able to get a full archive.

Alright so it didn't download the entire stream but it got the last 2 hours. Since the whole thing has been archived by Scorpion I'll just keep it as a local copy

 

[Xenomorph]

Fucking idiot prolly has a mild concussion too.
Also these neighbors have to be over his shit, I wouldnt be shocked they band together and demand the fucker gets his lease termed and he is sent an eviction notice by the new year.

 

[GuntPatrol]

Better be for willing, of-age. alive, cis-gendered, human females dood.

You forgot non-related. Cobes isn't down with incest. TMDWU. Fuck sickos.

 

[AStupidMonkey]

In theory: if his mouse was broken, that would explain why clicking the "Stop Stream" button didn't work?

But also he's fucking drunk, so who knows.

 

[grand larsony]

Ugh I wish it was Bitesize and not this faggot

I thought they were the same person for months (I am also retarded)

Stream archive doods TMDWU

Alright so it didn't download the entire stream but it got the last 2 hours. Since the whole thing has been archived by Scorpion I'll just keep it as a local copy

Audio dump + full transcript + wordcloud

 

[BlastMonk]

https://youtu.be/GEij5Gx8QHE?t=12726

Being dead sleep, then waking up with a blood curdling scream is some scary shit. I've only heard of PTSD affected people doing that.