Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The worst thing he could get hooked on is huffing gasoline. A gallon is $3 and will last longer than his brain.
I can already see Cobes getting fucked up out of his gord and spilling gasoline all over the apartment. When Clint calls him to tell him he's being evicted, he'd complain that nobody ever told him not to huff gasoline in there for fucks sake.
The darkest timeline
 
The duster death will be slow and painful. If he dies from that it will be from asphyxiation and not the brain damage. That’s going to take a lot longer to actually show and it will be more of a slow and continuous decline until he’s a complete vegetable.
Wait until some fucker tells him how to make ether with starter fluid, water, and a cup. Know Josh, he may see this as the ultimateead ingredient.
 
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i know this is mega-retarded but i cant stop thinking about the "4k for fishtank" offer.

it's so low. it's comically, insultingly low. cobes could make 4 grand in 4 streams, but sam wants to lock him in a house with tards and the dreaded of-age female for weeks. i seriously think they were trying to scam m'lord, while also factoring in the cost of the handler they'd have to hire for the uber and plane ride. i mean, can you imagine the 6 gorillion ways cobes could fuck-up "uber's at 6, flight's at 10, here's your tickets"? he'd need to handheld every step and that doesnt come cheap.
Honestly, Sam was always a dick to other people. Cobra recently got a spike in views over more “content creators” covering lolcows and Sam is now trying to get that cobra bucks. I’m not surprised he didn’t offer cobra a case of jack for him to join fish tank
 
As long as Sam doesn't hide cobes away in a basement for no one to see to punish him, I dont know if I really care he makes a buck off cobes going on. It'd be interesting just to see how our boy reacts.
 
Honestly, Sam was always a dick to other people. Cobra recently got a spike in views over more “content creators” covering lolcows and Sam is now trying to get that cobra bucks. I’m not surprised he didn’t offer cobra a case of jack for him to join fish tank
I agree to some degree (Sam loves money) but Cobra has been tangentially related to Sam/MDE for a while now since Joel, the director of the first “Gothic King Cobra” documentary in 2014, was a part of Million Dollar Extreme.
 
I can tell. It's when he's talking really slow and monotone. People have mentioned it alot ITT when the duster arc was at it's peak
Yeah he wears his drug use on his sleeve, the most obvious one was back when he used to be able to get spice. You could instantly tell when he was smoking it, he’d get that slow froggy voice and somehow turn even more retarded.

Honestly makes me wonder if he’d still be smoking Scooby Snax if he could find it anymore.
 
Honestly makes me wonder if he’d still be smoking Scooby Snax if he could find it anymore.
The positive thing is designer drugs are mostly unpopular now and stuff like K2 and MXE are kind of hard to get now. Honestly, if it was back in Wyoming, I’m sure he would smoke it.
 
I can tell. It's when he's talking really slow and monotone. People have mentioned it alot ITT when the duster arc was at it's peak
The problem with that is unless you're one of those repulsive predditors who actually want him dead, there's nothing funny about monotone brain-damaged mumbling. He doesn't even have the energy to get up and vomit all over the floor and headbutt his monitor.
 
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Atta boy, cobes.
 
josh cant spell that good
What are the odds that when he's on Reddit, he's hunched over like a primate in a drug-induced state knuckle writing each letter on his computer to try to make his points sound better?

Or maybe he was just pointed towards Grammarly or some other such program.
 
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