Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I imagine the trailer as a bunch of dramatic quotes

“Hey, can I eat your pussy out?!”

*Shakes bottle and raises eyebrow*

“I don’t expect my family to call me, Lord KingCobra.”

*head lolls to the side**

”Why would you fuck kids, they don’t have tits!”

*does the shoulder shrug*

**Screen Fades to Black**

“You wanna see drunk, I show you drunk..”

"Well, a lot's up Josh."

SUMMER 2024

 

[fukkit]

 

['Ole Dente]

Looks like this goober is now charging people $200 a month to become Krazy Kewl Cobrarinos or whatever the fuck on his channel



You know he’s not going to do any of those things at all but kudos to him for knowing how retarded the people who watch him are, there’s def a handful of people dumb enough to blow that on him

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He’s going to fuck this up somehow.

Some shithead will pay and he will completely ignore them, they will file a complaint, and eventually his channel goes away.

They can just dispute the Kewl Cobras charge too, right?

Also, complete shithead hope on my part but wish fuck load sign up for $200 club and get to see him panic when IRS has legit reason to come knocking. You know no one will pay that indefinitely either

 

[ilovejews]

Also, complete shithead hope on my part but wish fuck load sign up for $200 club and get to see him panic when IRS has legit reason to come knocking. You know no one will pay that indefinitely either

New alog meta strat just dropped

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

He’s going to fuck this up somehow.

Some shithead will pay and he will completely ignore them, they will file a complaint, and eventually his channel goes away.

They can just dispute the Kewl Cobras charge too, right?

Also, complete shithead hope on my part but wish fuck load sign up for $200 club and get to see him panic when IRS has legit reason to come knocking. You know no one will pay that indefinitely either

So he'd make a pile of money and just have to pay taxes on it, no big deal.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

So he'd make a pile of money and just have to pay taxes on it, no big deal.

Missing the point

He would lose his tug boat and they can just dispute the charge.

 

[Bogliacci]

Missing the point

He would lose his tug boat and they can just dispute the charge.

Disputing charges isn't really a tactic anymore when it comes to youtube super chats or memberships though

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

You know he’s not going to do any of those things at all but kudos to him for knowing how retarded the people who watch him are, there’s def a handful of people dumb enough to blow that on him

$200/mo. and not even a custom drink combo, food hack or circle of protection in return.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Looks like this goober is now charging people $200 a month to become Krazy Kewl Cobrarinos or whatever the fuck on his channel

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You know he’s not going to do any of those things at all but kudos to him for knowing how retarded the people who watch him are, there’s def a handful of people dumb enough to blow that on him

Doubtful, even retards can read and there is no advantage to going beyond the 20$ tier that I know 100% someone will take, assuming that all they want is to be able to showcase that they get access to videos earlier, by 24 hours, for Reddit cred. (lmao) - considering chat is an emaciated wasteland.

But in hindsight, there may be only one advantage I see and it is that if he does somehow manage to learn to upload restricted member-only videos, he might feel more protected from mistakes and be freer with himself leaving them up for longer, although even then it will probably be something we've already seen.

And on that note, what the fuck even is the "Rockstar Chillin TWU" perk? He could've at least tried a bit harder than the baseline effort for that price.

 

[bonified retard]

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Missing the point

He would lose his tug boat and they can just dispute the charge.

Is it confirmed Josh is still getting SS(D)I? I don't know how he can with how much Google Adsense is reporting.

I know this is brought up a lot, sorry.

 

['Ole Dente]

Is it confirmed Josh is still getting SS(D)I? I don't know how he can with how much Google Adsense is reporting.

I know this is brought up a lot, sorry.

He pays his rent with it or so he says, so you have to assume that if the rent is still coming the check is still coming. That's not going to last though because he consistently makes around $300 per stream and he does a stream almost every day. That's money that we know about, it doesn't include his shirt sales or paypal donations or cashapp or whatever else he gets. They'll probably start reducing his cheques by substantial amounts if this is consistent and since he cant manage money at all for bills, its going to create some problems with paying bills.

Doubtful, even retards can read and there is no advantage to going beyond the 20$ tier that I know 100% someone will take, assuming that all they want is to be able to showcase that they get access to videos earlier, by 24 hours, for Reddit cred. (lmao) - considering chat is an emaciated wasteland.

With this goober I always bet on how retarded his fan base is. You always win, find the dumbest thing they could do and they will do something even more dumb and celebrate it.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Is it confirmed Josh is still getting SS(D)I? I don't know how he can with how much Google Adsense is reporting.

I know this is brought up a lot, sorry.

I would imagine Clint still manages it. The only way he would lose it would if IRS actually investigated and found out he was pulling a couple hundred a stream and was breaching their rules.

The other way doesn't make any sense. Basically, Clint would ask Cobes if he has been making any money because it's tax season and he needs to make it accurate. That would involve him looking at all the E-begging and bullshit merch, getting accurate returns from the company, and then going ahead. I don't see him getting that involved.

He clearly doesn't watch the streams or would know half the time Josh isn't dying on stream but instead is just passed out drunk.

 

['Ole Dente]

The other way doesn't make any sense. Basically, Clint would ask Cobes if he has been making any money because it's tax season and he needs to make it accurate. That would involve him looking at all the E-begging and bullshit merch, getting accurate returns from the company, and then going ahead. I don't see him getting that involved.

He clearly doesn't watch the streams or would know half the time Josh isn't dying on stream but instead is just passed out drunk.

You have to assume he does exactly that because Josh made a good chunk o change last year for being a mega-retard and our fucking retard government okay'd the bill. The only other alternative is to accept that the government let him fall through the cracks after a massive hiring spree.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

He pays his rent with it or so he says, so you have to assume that if the rent is still coming the check is still coming. That's not going to last though because he consistently makes around $300 per stream and he does a stream almost every day. That's money that we know about, it doesn't include his shirt sales or paypal donations or cashapp or whatever else he gets. They'll probably start reducing his cheques by substantial amounts if this is consistent and since he cant manage money at all for bills, its going to create some problems with paying bills.

The reduction is debatable, he is technically considered blind by law which means he alone needs to earn a substantial amount per month to be able to even come close to losing his state-endorsed mead production fund, and seeing as his main form of outside income is streams, and I refuse to assume anything else( 2% lmao), he will have to get back-to-back streaming sessions with exceptional support.

And even then, this might be my hope in humanity shining through, I doubt he'd be able to make 300 each stream if he did it 1 week straight, I'd hope to see a heavy dip - But if he could, he'd lose it all in said week.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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[HiveDull]

I can't wait for Christmas. He's gonna do something stupid again, I can feel it.

 

[Potion_Time]

I can't wait for Christmas. He's gonna do something stupid again, I can feel it.

This is like watching somebody predict that it will rain in Seattle sometime in the next year.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Is it confirmed Josh is still getting SS(D)I? I don't know how he can with how much Google Adsense is reporting.

I know this is brought up a lot, sorry.

Clint handles the tugboat, the tugboat goes into a tugboat only account. Josh briefly had access to this account and proved that Clint was as retarded as Josh for even considering it. In cobra's mind a $50 pizza and a $80 cap gun is less than his balance of $100 so he can totally spend that money which is why he's always perma negative. Why clint doesn't use a different bank is beyond me, last I checked Bank of america doesn't have overdraft protection because they're scummy and want you to overdraft for those sweet sweet fees.

Now, Josh's debit account for jaun money and donations is a different Clint account at bank of america that Josh has access to. (so technically Josh has zero income)

Can't decide if that's cobes or someone pretending to be cobes.
I'm sure he'd be using speech to text, does speech to text interpret "hell" as "he'll" often? Because that's the only thing that's standing out for me as a sign it might be STT. Too bad there's not an [OBJ], that would be a dead giveaway.

I'll help you out. It's 100% not him. S-T-T doesn't mess up hell<>he'll. It also wouldn't write 'didnt' without the apostrophe. It's definitely someone pretending to be Cobes which is common and not the first fake reddit account. The last one was asking for dental advice. It's kind of sad that anyone would actually fall for that bait, it was very low quality.