Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Shishou Dollars said:
So he’s been dumping vodka into his “mead” like we all knew he was lmao, classic
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You beat me to posting on it.

This is exactly why my boglim cookie monster mead experiment ended up looking so different than his.

At some point off camera, he is adding hard liquor to his "meads". (Maybe to boost alcohol content, or maybe because he knows his method of brewing is so inefficient that the end result will end up extremely low ABV)

Since he is adding the hard liqour, the alcohol content is essentially killing off the fermentation process from the start, and in some weird, boglim, round about way, actually preventing him from getting violently ill from botulism/bogtulism or food poisoning from his rotting liquid concoctions.

Our boy is drinking vodka infused honey, yeast, sugar slurries, tdwu

Edit: his post asking if it was legal to sell his mead via usps was hilarious. People were genuinely rrying to give legitimate advice and explain things, and in one message he just boxes up and responds "leave me alone", only for them to reply that HE was the one coming to THEM for advice. He just didnt hear what he wanted to hear. I could literally see our boy pouting with him arms crossed like a 6 year old.
 
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People have known what his reddit account is, he used it to yell at troles on the subreddit years ago and its an actual cobes name, something with 666 in it. I can't get it right now but I'll look for it later if someone else doesn't get it first. Bottom line, that's not his account

edit: here is his actual account Kingcobra666420

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Noxe said:
Idk there still is alot of people eho smoke spice, idk what MXE is but that k2 shit isnt something to fuck with.
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MXE is a designer drug that act like katamine, but stronger. I believe cobra did it before. I remember cobra saying how he snorted some “white lines of coke” at a New Year’s Eve party and how it made him feel like he was tripping
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
MXE is a designer drug that act like katamine, but stronger. I believe cobra did it before. I remember cobra saying how he snorted some “white lines of coke” at a New Year’s Eve party and how it made him feel like he was tripping
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The MXE mine dried up like almost 10 years ago dude, not a chance he ever did the stuff. The truth to that story is he pretended to do some ‘white lines’ because he heard that in an Ozzy song (Snowblind!!) and went with it because it sounds like something a rockstar bad boy would do.
 
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tony tortellini said:
The MXE mine dried up like almost 10 years ago dude, not a chance he ever did the stuff. The truth to that story is he pretended to do some ‘white lines’ because he heard that in an Ozzy song (Snowblind!!) and went with it because it sounds like something a rockstar bad boy would do.
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I never said he did it or not. I was just repeating what he said. The time he said he did “coke” was the same time designer drugs like MXE was still popular and STILL was easy to get. Also, no drugs are never really gone. People thought barbiturates were dead, but they’re starting to come back.
 
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Bogliacci said:
As long as Sam doesn't hide cobes away in a basement for no one to see to punish him, I dont know if I really care he makes a buck off cobes going on. It'd be interesting just to see how our boy reacts.
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Late to the thread but honestly maybe that would be the best path forward.
Put Cobes in the basement and treat him like some kinda dungeon monster.
Sam could use him as punishment for other contestants—you have to spend X amount of time with Cobes before being allowed to join gen pop.
 
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bonified retard said:
So is this place, apparently. No shot that's actually him. All of the replies are obvious, surface level references. There's even a Wendy's post lol. Also, giving answers to "favorite ozzy song" polls is a dead giveaway. He likes them all the same, dood.
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The real ones know that Josh's favorite Ozzy song is "Suicide Solution". Not only has he referenced it before, but it is all about drinking yourself to death. Clearly a methodology he has taken to heart.
 
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BREAKING: Robert Downey Jr. caught in a Josh Saunders cosplay
 
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Duck Duck No said:
Late to the thread but honestly maybe that would be the best path forward.
Put Cobes in the basement and treat him like some kinda dungeon monster.
Sam could use him as punishment for other contestants—you have to spend X amount of time with Cobes before being allowed to join gen pop.
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Fish entering the Cobra Lair would be like passing through Dark Souls boss fog but it’s made up of entirely cigarette smoke
 
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I imagine the trailer as a bunch of dramatic quotes

“Hey, can I eat your pussy out?!”

*Shakes bottle and raises eyebrow*

“I don’t expect my family to call me, Lord KingCobra.”

*head lolls to the side**

”Why would you fuck kids, they don’t have tits!”

*does the shoulder shrug*

**Screen Fades to Black**

“You wanna see drunk, I show you drunk..”
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
I imagine the trailer as a bunch of dramatic quotes

“Hey, can I eat your pussy out?!”

*Shakes bottle and raises eyebrow*

“I don’t expect my family to call me, Lord KingCobra.”

*head lolls to the side**

”Why would you fuck kids, they don’t have tits!”

*does the shoulder shrug*

**Screen Fades to Black**

“You wanna see drunk, I show you drunk..”
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The last line should have Shon going, "ha ha..." echoing in the background.
 
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Can't decide if that's cobes or someone pretending to be cobes.
I'm sure he'd be using speech to text, does speech to text interpret "hell" as "he'll" often? Because that's the only thing that's standing out for me as a sign it might be STT. Too bad there's not an [OBJ], that would be a dead giveaway.
 
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PetiteFeet said:
in Josh' defense, if you believe in magick and wicca shit etc you cannot use someone elses magick items. You make your own magickally charged items. Using something charged by someone else can bring you bad karma or it can backfire on you because the person who enchanted the item could have malicious intend. Not that Black magick doesn't come with its own set of rules and something about karma coming back sevenfold
That's at least according to the wicca stuff I was into back when I was an edgy teen
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BREAKING: Robert Downey Jr. caught in a Josh Saunders cosplay
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Robert Downey (lol the one condition the boy doesn't have) is just spreading his demon wings and flying away. Hell they both chase dragons, albeit of different varieties, hahahaha yethhhhhss. I also saw the ralphamale stealing tricks from our dark lord, he's taken to "lifting" on stream. Sadly for manbearpig, Cobra is infinitely more entertaining.
 
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