Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[RollingRock2]

Two bottles of pink champagne for Christmas (to bring to Christmas dinner?)
Two bottles of "Jack Daniels Winter Jack Tennessee Spice Apple Punch" for Cobes

 

[Devious Dave]

2024 is the year he will end his dry spell

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Naively I asked myself if that bottle was going to survive the video.

 

[Ponzo]

NakedAndLaughing got bored of Chantal and Eugenia Cooney and now offers to fuck Josh if people donate money for travel costs.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

NakedAndLaughing got bored of Chantal and Eugenia Cooney and now offers to fuck Josh if people donate money for travel costs.

Paying 5k to watch two drug addicts who barely have cardio and motor function problems mash pissers for 2~minutes, at least her ego is healthy I suppose.

 

[Spunt]

Most sane people would rather kiss a sewer outlet than the Bogmouth, let alone bump uglies with him. Christ alone knows what kind of state the little Cobra is in, given he never bathes and has been caught charming it on stream. I wonder if it has a little dog collar too.

5k isn't enough to lose your dignity, let alone risk a visit from Papa Nurgle.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Christ alone knows what kind of state the little Cobra is in

His don't looks like a chipolata that been the last one on the string and it's not quite full and has a sad little twist at the end.... and that was when he was better, The gods only know now.

 

[Baby Cakes]

All this money coming in really makes me curious about what else he spends on outside the usual stuff. The mead ingredients cost more than a bottle of liquor but what else is Cobes buying?

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

All this money coming in really makes me curious about what else he spends on outside the usual stuff. The mead ingredients cost more than a bottle of liquor but what else is Cobes buying?

Duster, other drugs he can get his hands on, I'm guessing a lot of Uber when he's got cash and needs to go somewhere like the shops on his own.

 

[Baby Cakes]

Duster, other drugs he can get his hands on, I'm guessing a lot of Uber when he's got cash and needs to go somewhere like the shops on his own.

I sincerely hope he's not buying duster on his own. Rideshares are a possibility if he can't get papa Clint to take him places.

 

[bonified retard]

He probably spends at least a couple hundred dollars weekly on doordash. I think that's where most of it is going considering his need to add every possible upcharge available. The last burger delivery probably cost him around $30-40, and he said he had to redo it because of the power going out halfway through. He wasn't reviewing half of a burger in the video he uploaded either, it was a new order. He probably spent close to $100 on that one "burger review" lol.

 

[Baby Cakes]

He probably spends at least a couple hundred dollars weekly on doordash. I think that's where most of it is going considering his need to add every possible upcharge available. The last burger delivery probably cost him around $30-40, and he said he had to redo it because of the power going out halfway through. He wasn't reviewing half of a burger in the video he uploaded either, it was a new order. He probably spent close to $100 on that one "burger review" lol.

I do consider food delivery to be a part of his usual spending but I don't always account for how expensive it can be. Plus, I don't take in account if he'll redo an order. He has done it in the past, though. Just not frequently from what I've seen.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I do consider food delivery to be a part of his usual spending but I don't always account for how expensive it can be. Plus, I don't take in account if he'll redo an order. He has done it in the past, though. Just not frequently from what I've seen.

I hardly ever do delivery but I got back from the new place quite late the other night and was Hungry as fuck and didn't want to go out again and really couldn't face cooking so ordered from a local place and fuck me are places like Just Eat expensive the foods pricey and the delivery charges are fucking mental, how anyone, let alone anyone on a restrictive income can rely on that sort of service is mind boggling.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Well, considering that he spends $60 for a bowl of slop he calls soup, a $20 hamburger must seem like a bargain

 

['Ole Dente]

Duster, other drugs he can get his hands on, I'm guessing a lot of Uber when he's got cash and needs to go somewhere like the shops on his own.

I recall hearing a couple of times that he fronts like half an ounce of weed from somebody in town and pays his tab at the end of the month but if hes not crusin around on his chopper i cant imagine thats a regular occurrence. From the videos it looks like hes buying sticks and stems from some dirt bag whos taking advantage of him.

 

[Hennimore]

Someone needs to warn Jord that this new woman isn't really interested in him and is only trying to weasel her way in so she can be around when he finally hits the lottery. Jord is gonna lose the Clock Tower Mansion in the divorce and then he will really hit rock bottom.

 

[Baby Cakes]

Someone needs to warn Jord that this new woman isn't really interested in him and is only trying to weasel her way in so she can be around when he finally hits the lottery. Jord is gonna lose the Clock Tower Mansion in the divorce and then he will really hit rock bottom.

Like he'll listen, haha. His ODD would kick in hardcore because a woman is involved.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Jorb downed that Jack bottle like it was nothing - but it's okay toobz, he doesn't have an alcoholic problem and is cutting back.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He's talking like he's got game and that tactical soap actually works now some scuffed clout chaser is in his DMs.

Oh dear...

 

[You're MDNWU]

It wouldn't be such a bad thing for this....."win"....to happen for Cobes. A Christmas Miracle, if you will

Although maybe he'd double down on all his vices because the women love him for it.