Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Slim Boglim said:
If you woke up to find you were body swapped with Cobes for one day. What would you do for those 24 hours your consciousness inhabited his body?

how do you think he’d spend his 24 hours inhabiting your body?
Click to expand...
I woke up as cobra?... I guess I'd just try to live like him for a day, first skip brushing my teeth then inhale 3 or 4 cans of duster, take a nap, wake up around 4pm make some terrible mish mash of food then door dash a $70 pizza and finish the night off getting blackout drunk on stream while reading 1 cent papal donations
As for what he would do in my body well, I'm a union construction worker and married so I figure I'd be laid off, divorced and possiblly need a new liver by the time I am body swapped back
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Clovis, G.Rapefruit, FarmerKhourtney and 5 others
Finger still wrapped up after... 2 weeks?

1706038293196.png
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Horrifying
  • Informative
Reactions: G.Rapefruit, semitooth, Onni Kalsarikännit and 11 others
curbside2 said:
The funniest part is that Josh prefers Ozzy the character and not Ozzy the person. Ozzy the person changed years ago and has been a devout Christian for decades.
Click to expand...
Yeah the view Josh has of Ozzy is completely imaginary. Ozzy is nothing like what Cobes thinks he is It’s actually really interesting how he’s fabricated this fantasy character version of a real person that exists nowhere but his own mind and then reveres it like a god. He goes so far to say that he loves “Ozzy” as much as he loves his own father. I think it must be the same mental mechanism that makes people come up with imagined versions of real people that don’t align with reality at all. Like stalkers that think somebody is in love with them and they’re soul mates and they have the same likes an interests and it couldn’t be further from the truth and they don’t even know they exist.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Haloperidol, G.Rapefruit, Buster Scruggs and 6 others
The version of Ozzy Josh loves isn't cool 1970s Ozzy doing coke and banging chick it's the 2000s totally brain fried The Osbourne show Ozzy. The going theory is he watched it in his youth and his autistic brain hype fixated on it as what cool was. I think it plays a huge part in why he thinks being a braindead drunk is cool. Little Josh's brain made that connection and never let go of it.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: G.Rapefruit, bonified retard, D_Tractor and 12 others
He really is fucking dumb. Saw latest clip video and laughed when he kept going on about having a cold and flu, so he hasn’t been feeling good.

No shit, you’re trying to down three handles of cheap vodka mixed with pounds of sugar. Also, who the fuck told him screwdrivers are good for him because they are heavy in vitamin C?

Little off-topic but I feel him using magic to open that box was missed by quite a few people. It was a classic Cobes move
 
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: G.Rapefruit, SpiceyHuman, Onni Kalsarikännit and 5 others
Bixby Snyder said:
kept going on about having a cold and flu, so he hasn’t been feeling good.
Click to expand...
Yeah I was actually thinking about that earlier, has he ever talked about having a hangover? I don't think he's very *aware* of whats going on with his body so massive hangover=sick. If I have a bad hangover the last thing I want to do is keep drinking. He was talking about sweating profusely as if thats such an oddity after drinking all those handles lol. Boy must be perpetually dehydrated.
 
  • Agree
  • Feels
  • Like
Reactions: G.Rapefruit, An automatic clown, SpiceyHuman and 3 others
Bixby Snyder said:
He really is fucking dumb. Saw latest clip video and laughed when he kept going on about having a cold and flu, so he hasn’t been feeling good.

No shit, you’re trying to down three handles of cheap vodka mixed with pounds of sugar. Also, who the fuck told him screwdrivers are good for him because they are heavy in vitamin C?

Little off-topic but I feel him using magic to open that box was missed by quite a few people. It was a classic Cobes move
Click to expand...
He actually said they were full of vitamin D. Boglim's razor.
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: G.Rapefruit, bonified retard, An automatic clown and 3 others
Spergs of Anarchy said:
Cobra has the "flu" and "sweats" from guzzling 4 handles of garbage-tier vodka in like 3 days.

Even with his retard strength, if he keeps this up it will put him in the hospital (at best) before long.
Click to expand...
Spongebaths from of-age nurses most definitely coming in nicely. That gothic patient smells good dood
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Feels
Reactions: fake farts, G.Rapefruit, An automatic clown and 7 others
Robert w'E'd Leef said:
Spongebaths from of-age nurses most definitely coming in nicely. That gothic patient smells good dood
Click to expand...
The trolles are just pissed because cobra gets all the chicks(nurses) that want to end his 6 year(bath) dry spell. He has a harlem of gothic(paid) fan girls(social workers) who want to fuck(5150) him.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: EnidColeslaw, Haloperidol, G.Rapefruit and 9 others
Orkeosaurus said:
If I have a bad hangover the last thing I want to do is keep drinking.
Click to expand...
The strong desire to crush a hangover with even more booze is just additional evidence for the 'he's an actual spiraling alcoholic' file. Now that he's in his thirties the hangovers will become more and more intense, and it's not like he's doing the 'active alcoholic' thing of getting exercise and eating right to mitigate the damage. I'd presume that his anti-religion slant would make him resistant to the free/classic programs and therapy like AA. Concerning.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: G.Rapefruit, An automatic clown, SpiceyHuman and 5 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back