Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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After Cobes dies of a combined OD from grain alcohol, Busch Light Peach, kratom, duster, shitty fake Wyoming head shop weed, and gas station dick pills, Clunt will publish an obituary in the Casper Star Tribune detailing how Josh created many excellent metal albums and lived his best life. In private his family will celebrate that their biggest headache is removed.
 
Cobra has the "flu" and "sweats" from guzzling 4 handles of garbage-tier vodka in like 3 days.

Even with his retard strength, if he keeps this up it will put him in the hospital (at best) before long.

He will have pancreatitis before anything else outside of acute alcohol poisoning which is hard for alcoholics to end up in the hospital for out of sheer denial. Pancreatitis is too painful to ignore, but avoiding the hospital is possible. Although that can kill you.
 
Cobes is legit the only person I get worried about when I see a new post alert in his thread because it's only a matter of time till he kills himself.

But more-so on topic, what ever happened to his homebrews? Did I miss the reason behind those experiments ceasing?
 
Cobes is legit the only person I get worried about when I see a new post alert in his thread because it's only a matter of time till he kills himself.

But more-so on topic, what ever happened to his homebrews? Did I miss the reason behind those experiments ceasing?
The homebrews kinda wind down when he has actual booze in the house. If he's broke and nobody is sending him anything other that slopsauce tacos he's making booze out of french fries and catfood.
 
The homebrews kinda wind down when he has actual booze in the house. If he's broke and nobody is sending him anything other that slopsauce tacos he's making booze out of french fries and catfood.
I'd wager the ABV in his various "meads" is only marginally above that of kombucha. When he has to drink his sugary bogwater its like a nice tolerance break where he can get placebo-drunk on his own pride at combining dehydrated bacon bits and oreos in a fermentation jug while his liver has a small rest.
 
Cobes has been featured on todays It'sAGundam Quality Content EP2: I inadvertently ruined the Documentary. The liveshow was initially about the DSP drama but he didn't give a fuck about it and watched some Cobra clips as a palletcleanser.
Here's the segment for archivals:
 
Cobes is legit the only person I get worried about when I see a new post alert in his thread because it's only a matter of time till he kills himself.

But more-so on topic, what ever happened to his homebrews? Did I miss the reason behind those experiments ceasing?
He opened up and tried his newest mead today. There's a short video on his channel.
 
Yeah I was actually thinking about that earlier, has he ever talked about having a hangover? I don't think he's very *aware* of whats going on with his body so massive hangover=sick. If I have a bad hangover the last thing I want to do is keep drinking. He was talking about sweating profusely as if thats such an oddity after drinking all those handles lol. Boy must be perpetually dehydrated.
A bunch of times especially in his older videos. Now he just gets drunk again when he's hungover since he's a full on alcoholic.
 
Cobes is legit the only person I get worried about when I see a new post alert in his thread because it's only a matter of time till he kills himself.

But more-so on topic, what ever happened to his homebrews? Did I miss the reason behind those experiments ceasing?
Tried out his new apple silk mead today. Took a sip, looked like he wanted to cry, swallowed, shuddered, congratulated himself on another job well done and immediately ended the video.

 
Tried out his new apple silk mead today. Took a sip, looked like he wanted to cry, swallowed, shuddered, congratulated himself on another job well done and immediately ended the video.

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Yea he did not like that one bit, I think he's already mentally regulated it to if I'm out of mouth wash and hand sanitiser gel I'll drink that territory.
 
Has Cobes ever acknowledged a failure or flaw with one of his brews, or even made a negative remark about some aspect of one? Unlikely since acknowledging any failing or flaw is something he seems inherently unable to do (and is why he never improves).
I don't think so. It's the same as when he makes inedible slop by pouring 60 dollars worth of groceries into a single bowl and microwaving it. He has to keep up appearances for his youtube audience so he's not very hungry right now to be honest but he'll save the rest for later.
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Has Cobes ever acknowledged a failure or flaw with one of his brews, or even made a negative remark about some aspect of one? Unlikely since acknowledging any failing or flaw is something he seems inherently unable to do (and is why he never improves).
The only time i’ve ever seen him give a negative review and this includes eat Surstromming was some Mountain Dew flavour he had as a kid where he swore up and down it tasted like straight cat piss,
 
Cobra has the "flu" and "sweats" from guzzling 4 handles of garbage-tier vodka in like 3 days.

Even with his retard strength, if he keeps this up it will put him in the hospital (at best) before long.
i wonder if he is at the stage of alcoholism yet where his body needs alcohol in it to function because if he is then unless he is somehow powerful enough to handle withdrawls long enough for it to not be an issue he is running on borrowed time.
 
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