Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Based Yuu Narukami]

Total cobra victory. A-logs on suicide watch. Redditards seething. They couldn't sound more mad if they fucking tried
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These faggots probably try to get women by telling them how many Karma points they have on le heckin wholesome Reddit. Can’t handle the might of the Cobra. Stay seething, Redditniggers

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I wanna say good for Cobes but I wouldn’t wish that girl on anyone haha

Someone needs to turn that pic of her sitting on his lap into a Christmas Card for Saunders family haha

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Cobes could do better

Marginally, current cobes isn't really much better than NAL he just happens to have his own hovel he can have sloppy drunken sex in.

 

[Muze]

Well my my my ... I'm fucking stoked for our boy ... He needed a W and he seems to have gotten that W. (as good as it could get for him) Better not get pussy whipped BOY!!!

In his immortal words ...

"I told these trolls to lick my ass crack and they do a real good job of licking my ass crack" ... Joshua Fey Sanders Esq.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Kiwi chads making funny posts and memes: "LOL HE DID IT SLAY KING WHOOP WHOOP!"

Cowtipping Reddit fags raging and on suicide watch: "FUCK MY LIFE I HATE KINGCOBRA HE HAS MORE SEX THAN ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

But we are painted as the internet terror hate machine ...

 

[Orc-Chud]

are these the aryans hitler was talking about?

Shitskins start frothing at the mouth and saying this line whenever they see an ugly white person. It gives them a tiny spark of joy and hope and gives them what they need to push on and live another day as a subhuman

 

[Festivus]

Kiwi chads making funny posts and memes: "LOL HE DID IT SLAY KING WHOOP WHOOP!"

Cowtipping Reddit fags raging and on suicide watch: "FUCK MY LIFE I HATE KINGCOBRA HE HAS MORE SEX THAN ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

But we are painted as the internet terror hate machine ...

Redditors have less self-awareness than a group of Autists. They are less wholesome than this "notorious den of trolls". Truly we live in unprecedented times for soy rage. Way to go Cobes, ya Goth Bad-Boy

 

[Eyesore City]

Waiting patiently for the morning after video to drop.

"Well, I killed Jessica. It is what it is, toobs."

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

Woman:
Bog Children: Loading...
Clocktower: On the Horizon

Cobes is officially on track boys!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Kiwi chads making funny posts and memes: "LOL HE DID IT SLAY KING WHOOP WHOOP!"

Cowtipping Reddit fags raging and on suicide watch: "FUCK MY LIFE I HATE KINGCOBRA HE HAS MORE SEX THAN ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

But we are painted as the internet terror hate machine ...

Well incels are notorious for being a bunch of crabs in a bucket.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

How long is she supposed to stay for?

 

[ChromaQuack]

Waiting patiently for the morning after video to drop.

"Well, I killed Jessica. It is what it is, toobs."
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8/10, the drink looks too clean, no plushies in the shape of true and honest real cobras.

I legitimately hope cobes gets to look after his swarm of little boglims from his clocktower casting a shadow over Casper someday, Ozzy Bless.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Total cobra victory. A-logs on suicide watch. Redditards seething. They couldn't sound more mad if they fucking tried

these fucking faggots would still bitch and moan even if it was a kate upton tier woman. get felted

 

[Raven-621]

The greatest thing about Cobes/NAL rutting is the apocalyptic anal meltdown the r*dditors are having. Cobra-sama, I kneel. TMDWU.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

i cant believe patiently rocking tactical soap actually works….

same. i'm ordering me some right now. 6 years from now i too will have an insane vastly older woman in my apartment. TWU.

don't forget to use "KINGCOBRA" at checkout, toobz

 

[R00k]

How long is she supposed to stay for?

I think one of them said 8 days during the stream last night

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

Waiting patiently for the morning after video to drop.

"Well, I killed Jessica. It is what it is, toobs."
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Jessica ran off into the winter when he was outside smoking like Puff did, he only has to wait till Jessica wakes up from hibernation and digs herself out of the ground with Puff.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

The clips of them kissing made me feel two main things. The first was the need to laugh, because it's so absurd and trashy. The second was, naturally, revulsion. But there's a third feeling there. It's a new feeling, is this... pride? Am I... proud of the boglim?

Yeah, nah, not really, that bitch is fuckin nasty looking. Still, good for you Cobes! TMDWU, keep owning them Reddit troles dood

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

these fucking faggots would still bitch and moan even if it was a kate upton tier woman. get felted

they would be even angrier. they arnt bitching because she is ugly, old, or crazy, they are bitching because boglim boy got laid.

don't forget to use "KINGCOBRA" at checkout, toobz
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not a sponsor.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Shitskins start frothing at the mouth and saying this line whenever they see an ugly white person. It gives them a tiny spark of joy and hope and gives them what they need to push on and live another day as a subhuman

okay, so josh is the apex of society. good job, gtfo