Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[SourApples]

If a sex tape did come out I would probably go blind after seeing it.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

The dry spell actually ended? Maybe society really can heal.
Someone needs to check with the mystics to see if a boglim successfully mating is a good or bad omen for the future, because it could go either way.

Of course now that step one is complete the hard part begins: getting her away from him without the police getting involved.

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Fuck. Cobes was right all along. His trolls are virgins and he rules their lives? TWU

What, you're trying to tell me sitting around on Reddit seething over some lazy-eyed tard on the internet doesn't have women slipping out of their chairs? Crazy.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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Fuck. Cobes was right all along. His trolls are virgins and he rules their lives? TWU

I miss the time before cobra became a mainstream lolcow. Before ‘tards like these came into the scene and started to obsess with him

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I thought the sex tape would be up by now. Jess has already posted some and feels no shame doing it as a desperate clout chaser, and we know Josh sees that as a positive. The only question is if Josh can perform.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I really don't understand how you can hate Cobes. As far as I know he's never really done anything bad. He's a harmless unintentionally funny drunken retard. I'm sure they grasp at straws though to try to justify their hate when the real reason is they just want to troll a retarded guy.

They have a whole checklist of his wrongdoings they share to newcomers on Reddit now. Most of it is conjecture, taking Cobes word at face value and believing a notorious bullshitter, and outright misinformation

 

[Hennimore]

That Discord of Redditors from r/the_boglim have been losing their minds over Jessica actually coming over. They were talking last night about SWATing and calling in wellness checks on them. Told them to buy a shirt and went to bed only to wake up this morning to them having ousted me from the discord.

It's honestly insane just how right Josh is about living rent free in the troles heads. I'm still not quite sure why an autistic dude getting laid works them into such a seething shoot but it is what it is toobz.

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

is it optimistic to predict that a sex tape will come out at some point from them?

What I’m wondering is does he talk about rape during sex like on chaturbate?

 

[Fishcakes]

Fuck. Cobes was right all along. His trolls are virgins and he rules their lives? TWU

Reddit lunatics ruining something the second they get their fucking hands on it? What a shock
What has happened in the life of someone to feel rage, not only when their internet "opp" breaks their dryspell, but rage that others are "good for him"

 

[ASeabear8952]

I really don't understand how you can hate Cobes. As far as I know he's never really done anything bad. He's a harmless unintentionally funny drunken retard. I'm sure they grasp at straws though to try to justify their hate when the real reason is they just want to troll a retarded guy.

Aside from the questionable things he’s done to animals over the years, he never really did anything bad. The a-logs think he’s a menace to society.

 

[Slim Boglim]

IDK if it's been posted in here yet but at least one redditor is speculating Josh roofied her, lmao
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Oh boy here we go…. This guy notoriously makes up total bullshit and then says it like it’s a known fact and then people believe it. Wait for a week or two and we’ll have “Cobes sex trafficked and roofied a woman” added to the list of things that makes him a piece of shit who needs to be punished and widely accepted as factual information on Reddit

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

New drink combo with no NAL in sight. If Josh really just hit it and quit it then I'm not only happy for him but he's truly a Gothic bad boy chad.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I thought the sex tape would be up by now. Jess has already posted some and feels no shame doing it as a desperate clout chaser, and we know Josh sees that as a positive. The only question is if Josh can perform.

i too wonder if he can perform. considering his lifestyle, how he was drunk that night, and the fact he has mentioned on stream before how there are plenty of things to do sexually which dont involve an erect penis in a way which implicates him having ED, it makes me think that boglim might have limpus dickus.

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

Oh boy here we go…. This guy notoriously makes up total bullshit and then says it like it’s a known fact and then people believe it. Wait for a week or two and we’ll have “Cobes sex trafficked and roofied a woman” added to the list of things that makes him a piece of shit who needs to be punished and widely accepted as factual information on Reddit

To be real with you most of the people on reddit are idiots. After the whole Chris Chan mother thing, a huge influx of people who are for lack of a better term puritans came over and started shitting on boglim when they spilled over from Chris Chan and channels associated with lolcow stuff. Really, fuck anybody new.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

it makes me think that boglim might have limpus dickus

Honestly that's a possibility, a more cultured guess would be that he has a wind sock thing going on where he can't get it up or hard enough for long enough - then again I can see him trying some Petrol Station boner pills as well.

 

[Slim Boglim]

To be real with you most of the people on reddit are idiots. After the whole Chris Chan mother thing, a huge influx of people who are for lack of a better term puritans came over and started shitting on boglim when they spilled over from Chris Chan and channels associated with lolcow stuff. Really, fuck anybody new.

There’s a lot of Daniel Larson people too lately. Those are the most unhinged a-logs by far who think Josh is some sort of Ted Bundy figure. There will probably be more now that Larson is imprisoned

 

[Hennimore]

To be real with you most of the people on reddit are idiots. After the whole Chris Chan mother thing, a huge influx of people who are for lack of a better term puritans came over and started shitting on boglim when they spilled over from Chris Chan and channels associated with lolcow stuff. Really, fuck anybody new.

I feel like a lot of the more aggressive ones came from people like Larson and Cyrax as well. KingCobra "trolls" used to be good natured and actually protected the boy when he needed it. Look at when that fat ass guy on YouTube reported Josh to Wendy's corporate. At some point the narrative around Josh changed when the flood gates opened and he wasn't a super niche lolcow anymore.
I miss the green basement/early apartment days when so many didn't view him as this evil person that needed to be punished all the time. The content was so much better as well because Josh wasn't afraid to leave his house and the spray paint fumes hadn't completely taken hold yet.

 

[eaglesfan665]

For all those that keep mentioning the kcjfs sub and talking about what's going on over there, I'd suggest archiving reddit retardation in here.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

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Fuck. Cobes was right all along. His trolls are virgins and he rules their lives? TWU

While reddit is definitely full of faggots it is hard to tell what is real and what is gayops since they know Cobra visits the subreddit.

 

[Slim Boglim]

That Discord of Redditors from r/the_boglim have been losing their minds over Jessica actually coming over. They were talking last night about SWATing and calling in wellness checks on them. Told them to buy a shirt and went to bed only to wake up this morning to them having ousted me from the discord.

Actually looks like they got their own discord banned by acting like unhinged lunatics. Now’s your chance to infiltrate and destroy their secret club. A-logs seethed and chimped out so hard over Cobes getting laid they got their own discord shut down. Uh fellas? I’m thinking Cobra won

 

[AnOminous]

Total cobra victory. A-logs on suicide watch. Redditards seething. They couldn't sound more mad if they fucking tried

Cobes's dick? Wet.

Redditard dicks? Dry as the Sahara Desert for the foreseeable future.

Die mad, redditards.

Cobes? LAID.

Redditards? Seething so angrily they're now banned off their own Discord.