Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Xenomorph]

And the Monkeys Paw puts down another finger.

 

[Breadbassket]

From dying if thirst in a drought to being whisked away, battered by the current, and drowning in a flood.

He truly went from one metaphorical extreme to the other, it's hilarious and a tad bit concerning.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

What was that comment about their army not being old enough to drink? Cobes you gotta get out now!

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

I think shes gonna try to baby trap him she just said "if it happens it happens" and something about babies

See what I mean? It’s always the 2/10 ones who try and baby trap you and not rich famous 10/10 kpop idols who are your favorite singer or something and also who want to pay all the bills for eternity and clean and do everything while you just sleep and watch youtube and play vidya.

Why must reality be that way?

Also did she just say hard r n word or did I mishear? She’s getting creepier as night falls. Is she blowing him now?

 

[FatalTater]

To all single Kiwis: what the fuck is your excuse?

Deep breath, all together now -

WE HAVE STANDARDS!

 

[Incel Death Note]

ASMR your flirty local fenthead wants to pay for her fix another way (butt stuff)

 

[Coffee3]

What role did the landlord play?

 

['Ole Dente]

Also did she just say hard r n word or did I mishear? She’s getting creepier as night falls. Is she blowing him now?

My hope is that both of them get so fucking drunk that they BOTH forget the stream is running and she gives Josh a full ass BJ right on that chair. Something that mental would just cap this off beautifully, a beautifully horrific crescendo to put a point on the entire arc. The final flourish of the wand, if you will.

 

[MoonMare]

Holy shit this is fucking awful

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He's getting more and more annoyed

 

[curbside2]

My hope is that both of them get so fucking drunk that they BOTH forget the stream is running and she gives Josh a full ass BJ right on that chair. Something that mental would just cap this off beautifully, a crescendo that would encapsulate his entire life. The final flourish of the wand, if you will.

This post made me realize I don’t know what I want out of this stream. But I can’t look away.

 

[Mr. 305]

She's talking about how some dude she tried to hook up with accused her of stealing. Josh is definitely going to be missing stuff if she ever goes home.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He looks increasingly buck broken with each vulgar or idiotic statement she makes.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Jessica loudly recounting the time she tried to suck a guy's tiny cock but he couldn't get hard while Cobra silently drinks.

 

[Fishcakes]

Josh buddy... no

 

[TheLastFrogger]

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Josh buddy... no

HELL YEAH COBES GET YOU A HANDFUL

 

[Breadbassket]

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Josh buddy... no

She came for JFS.

 

[You're MDNWU]

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Josh buddy... no

She's Current Warlord. She's Sasha if Warlord ever chopped his balls off. He clearly is tired of her, but she has boobs, pussy, and willingly touches his dick so he'll put up with it.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

"he came on my face"
sick

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I think that was an elongated talk about having children which culminated in Jessica saying she's so drunk she can't stand.
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You know when you see police sketches and the announcer says "Wanted by Police in connection to a vile..."