Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[中华人民共和国的政治]

They're talking about dickpills? lmao

 

[Garth]

Never in the six years it has been my pleasure to be a member of this fine forum have I quoted myself. Considering these are quite exceptional circumstances ...

Cobes is in for some horrific post-nut clarity.

I do feel for the poor Boglim.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

They're molesting eachother

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

It looks like Cobes unloaded his venom into her womb.

 

[Mr. 305]

I think shes gonna try to baby trap him she just said "if it happens it happens" and something about babies

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

What the hell are they doing in the doorway? They've been there for a few minutes now.

 

[ADHD]

She's gonna end up blocking most of his chat before she goes home.

 

[BlastMonk]

They're standing in the corridor/doorway to have a conversation away from the camera? why not go to another room or mute the stream? THey're whispering sweet nothings to each while feeling each other up. Way to much heavy breathing though

 

[Breadbassket]

Cobes went from having a dry spell to being flooded in crazy lady insanity in a day.

 

['Ole Dente]

What the hell are they doing in the doorway? They've been there for a few minutes now.

I think Cobies called the weed guy and they're waiting at the door to do the hand-off.

 

[bigasscigar]

What the hell are they doing in the doorway? They've been there for a few minutes now.

I think we're witnessing some sort of bizzaro sex act

 

[I'm Retarded?]

To all single Kiwis: what the fuck is your excuse?

these kinds of posts always crop up when one of these disgusting internet cave-creatures finally gets their vile knob inside an unbelievably consenting human adult, and I know not all of them are serious, but to anybody out there who honestly considers this level of sex-having a dunk on those Regular Dudes out there who are on a dry spell of their own, I say this: I would rather be sexless for a thousand years than touch that sunken-eyed filth ogre, much less allow her to touch me; I would rather have my virginity reinstated and made eternal like some kind of cursed genie's wish than allow her to come anywhere near my penis; I would rather chew my own cock off and drink a bathtub full of troonshine than put any part of my body near the yeast-infested horror hole between her legs. these goblin-looking motherfuckers are the walking embodiment of every repulsive aspect of sex. this is nature at its worst, its least human, its most depressing; both of them should be charged with a fucking hate crime for even publicly implying that they have committed such an atrocious act.

 

[Lokenstien]

What the hell are they doing in the doorway? They've been there for a few minutes now.

Cobes pulled up his pants when the knock interrupted them so I think it was some "heavy petting".

 

[DiggieSmalls]

I really despise whoever is sending them liquor

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Cobes pulled up his pants when the knock interrupted them so I think it was some "heavy petting".

I saw that lmao. There was definitely some fondling going on down there.

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

"We don't have a little army yet, and if we did they won't grow up to be alcoholics."

The face of fear.

 

[Incel Death Note]

I think that was an elongated talk about having children which culminated in Jessica saying she's so drunk she can't stand.

 

[Xenomorph]

Shes telling people what they should send him

 

[Slim Boglim]

Cobes went from having a dry spell to being flooded in crazy lady insanity in a day.

From dying if thirst in a drought to being whisked away, battered by the current, and drowning in a flood.

 

[Fishcakes]

I've seen hostage videos with victims that look more comfortable than Josh... our boy is experiencing a myriad of emotions but the blood rushing to his cobra is drowning them out