Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[TheLastFrogger]

Exact same thought process is occurring to him as to me.

"I could just get up and lock the door behind her, toobz."

Him sitting in silence for those 20 seconds was pure kino.

 

[Incel Death Note]

It's over

Unfortunately I think they just went to get weed.

 

[Pee Cola]

Cobes is no prize catch, but even he could do better than this greasy pile of BPD.

I bet she stinks, too.

 

[Twinkie]

Cobes is no prize catch, but even he could do better than this greasy pile of BPD.

How is she more socially retarded than the actual autist? It's not just the alcohol.

 

['Ole Dente]

That's a reaction image if I've ever seen one toobz

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

She is unsettling….

I mean if she was a 10 it’s acceptable, but as is?

Unsettling.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

I'm starting to doubt they've had sex

 

[Extra Dainty Gorl]

Have you ever regretted a decision so hard your eyes went in 2 different directions?

 

[Incel Death Note]

"Josh was my cooch crusty?"
"No it was definitely not crusty it was warm and smooth"
I'm gonna kill myself today

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

You could not script a better setup and punchline. Weeks of slow buildup, a triumphant moment of victory over his idiot trolls, only for Cobra's actions to once again bring him crashing down into rage and despair.

This shit is almost poetic.

 

[Slim Boglim]

The company I work for is super leftist bullshit. We have unlimited sick days and all that but one of my coworkers gets a day off because of some absurdly niche religious thing, it’s not from any mainstream religion as far as I’m aware or is some really niche branch of one.

Anyways maybe I should put it 02/09/ of every year as a holiday and say it’s for religious reasons and see if they observe it and roll with it. I’ll just keep it vague and say it’s a religious holiday but that I keep my religion private and if they ask say it’s a holiday celebrating the end to a great and lengthy drought

 

[Incel Death Note]

Oh man she got the lean. That's what he does to Warlord when he's tweaking and touchy.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

Isn't Bob that redditor that lives in his complex?

 

[Your Landlord]

Oh man she got the lean. That's what he does to Warlord when he's tweaking and touchy.
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He's so incredibly uncomfortable.

 

[3D2A]

The company I work for is super leftist bullshit. We have unlimited sick days and all that but one of my coworkers gets a day off because of some absurdly niche religious thing, it’s not from any mainstream religion as far as I’m aware or is some really niche branch of one.

Anyways maybe I should put it 02/09/ of every year as a holiday and say it’s for religious reasons and see if they observe it and roll with it. I’ll just keep it vague and say it’s a religious holiday but that I keep my religion private and if they ask say it’s a holiday celebrating the end to a great and lengthy drought

I work for the same type of company and I'm putting this on my PTO calendar for next year. One of the best streams in a long long time

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I'm starting to doubt they've had sex

It did get suspicious after the 50th time she said they fucked 10+ times and Josh sits there like an emotionless zombie.

 

[Lokenstien]

This chick is much more belligerent than Cobes which is probably killing him inside since he knows how much easier it is for the trolls to get a reaction out of her with the stupid delivery shit.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Trolls just ordered them a fuckton of alcohol. Fear and Loathing in Wyoming toobz.

 

[Scommander]

Does anyone have a link for her cam stuff or archives of it? It seems like she's uploading some of it herself but I don't know where

 

['Ole Dente]

what a momentous occasion, have a fun little shooparino