Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
What the hell are they doing in the doorway? They've been there for a few minutes now.
 

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To all single Kiwis: what the fuck is your excuse?

these kinds of posts always crop up when one of these disgusting internet cave-creatures finally gets their vile knob inside an unbelievably consenting human adult, and I know not all of them are serious, but to anybody out there who honestly considers this level of sex-having a dunk on those Regular Dudes out there who are on a dry spell of their own, I say this: I would rather be sexless for a thousand years than touch that sunken-eyed filth ogre, much less allow her to touch me; I would rather have my virginity reinstated and made eternal like some kind of cursed genie's wish than allow her to come anywhere near my penis; I would rather chew my own cock off and drink a bathtub full of troonshine than put any part of my body near the yeast-infested horror hole between her legs. these goblin-looking motherfuckers are the walking embodiment of every repulsive aspect of sex. this is nature at its worst, its least human, its most depressing; both of them should be charged with a fucking hate crime for even publicly implying that they have committed such an atrocious act.
 
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