Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I'll tackle the 5 hour video response later. That one needs alcohol.


Start:
Chrome quit on him so he's redoing his last stream. Doing worlds hottest gummy bear challenge. TWU.
1:50:
Not drinking. Not happy he passed out on stream to be honest. Subscribe for more. Shills wands, PayPal, Tee spring, tactical soap.
4:28:
Eats the gummy bear. He's struggling.
7:38:
I'm the real king cobra get blocked
10:48:
Pukes. Snot everywhere.
12:04:
Flings snit and opens his ice cream. Shits himself.
Start:
Talks about his spicy gummy challenge from the last stream. He's feeling better now. Had some ice cream and a bath.
1:36:
Still has some hair left on top. Likes his hair long. Dry spell coming in nicely.
2:43:
Paying his bills and getting wand spies with his etsy money before buying booze. Shills his PayPal. #youfon'thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
5:35:
Doesn't really eat spicy food anymore because it messes with his stomach. Shills his PayPal again.
7:01:
No alcohol tonight mind your business. Stomach still burning after that gummy bear.
9:17:
Chi ball
Start:
Pizza review. Pours garlic butter all over the pizza. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE.
1:50:
Gets mountain dew.
3:28:
Yukbang
4:32:
Cheese pull action. Saving the rest for later.
6:51:
Little chasers #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement crazy bread Yukbang.
8:00:
Saving the rest for later. Kobes likes the pizza.
Start:
Shout put to people who sent him money on his PayPal. Has 3 drinks right now. Not going to drink so much he passes out on camera now. Not an alcoholic.
2:19:
BCV steals his content and is totally unoriginal. Talks about his new album. Shills his PayPal. #youdon'thavetodonayebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated complains about etsy taking some of his money.
4:43:
Financial advice from Kobes. Going to get Clint a red lobster gift card for father's day. Talks about his new album.
6:20:
Kobes is celebrating juneteenth. Fuck racism fuck sexism power to the people. Doesn't care if BCV is live to be honest.
8:05:
Puts on a Tara Babcock video. Fuck stereotypes she is blonde and smart.
9:21:
You can't squeeze your titties on patreon anymore because that's considered masturbating. Makes Kobes want to drink. Muh asperghers.
10:49:
Complains about getting demonitorised on YouTube. Explains his Milo response that got him flagged for hateful content. Shout out to Jonathan yaniv.
13:00:
Rant about YouTube not paying him. Says a fan gave him 3 cans when he was out on a walk TWU.
16:40:
Talking about having bad days. Back to the video.
18:45:
Complaining about getting demonitorised for smoking and drinking on YouTube. Kids are getting bullied on you tube.
22:30:
Tara is hit but she also has a good personality. Back to watching the video.
24:19:
Pretending to know about cars. Shout out to the fab who brought him cans. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pretending to know about cars.
27:00:
Just because Tara is hot Doesn't mean she has good experiences all the time. If Kobes won the lottery he would get a model t. Pretending to know about cars.
29:47:
Bike tore is flat he'll get it fixed when his new album is done.
31:00:
Can crush for the fans. Moar alcohol.
33:20:
Only having 3 drinks. Not happy that he passed out on stream this week. Going to take it easier from now on. Rant about troll texts.
35:40:
Common sense and paying attention. Comments on Tara's titties. Gender relations Double standards.
37:25:
Tara is a sexually liberated of age woman. Kobes is tired of the you need to get laid culture in society. Kobes loves of age titties. KingSoapraJFS. It's like having a wingman on your skin man. Talks about his idea for tactical soap for women.
4q:40:
Gives advice on how to deal with troll texts. Says he's destined to win the lottery and get his clock tower dream house.
44:25:
Talks about his wands. Nothing is sweeter than proving your haters wrong. Talks about how good he is at playing guitar.
46:21:
Back to the video. Recaps the story she's telling.
48:05:
Story about when he made people laugh in the hospital. Bragging about why telemarketers don't call him anymore.
50:30:
Talking about women wearing tight clothes. Gender relations Double standards. Kobes wants to make a breast enhancement pill. Talks about women laughing at men's dick sizes. Body shaaaaaming Double standards. Manscape rant. Double standards.
56:28:
Back to the video.
57:38:
Talks about camping with his gun. Talks about shooting.
1:00:30:
Over qualified for a group home rant. Back to the video.
1:01:36:
Cannabis is a big part of cobra cult he calls it the magic circle. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Life is a roller coaster. Talks about his alcohol. Not an alcoholic. Can crush for the fans. Moar alcohol.
1:06:00:
Acdc singalong.
1:08:07:
Says when he googles himself he comes up as American songwriter and youtuber. Fuck chimos. Kobes oy likes the of age girls. Tactical soap.
1:11:19:
Talking about drinking in Moderation.
1:13:57:
Talking about nit being able to squeeze titties on patreon rant. Sounds like he's trying to argue that squeezing titties is not sexual. Talks about porn.
1:17:11:
Rant about his cock holster video getting flagged. Society worships the female form. Double standards. Back to the video fir 2 seconds. Shills his Patreon. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Boobs shouldn't be sexualised. Pervs on Tara. Cock holster rant.
1:23:00:
Tara doesn't care if people masturbate to her so Kobes does masturbate to her. Kobes would do OF if he could make as much money as a woman on it. Don't call women bitches unless they are bitches. Gives advice for picking up of age chicks at a bar.
1:27:22:
Kobes doesn't like hearing about women crying. We must protect women children and elderly people. Says he understands women more than most men to be honest.
1:29:50:
If you've got a chick asking you for advice you've got it made dude. Advice for picking up women.
1:32:07:
Beer piss
1:34:26:
Returns. Says he washed his hands. Pocket knife fell out of his pocket. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Life tests you YouTube. Grabs his slippers. Talks about pipe tobacco. Talks about his apartment being smoke free. Smokes a pipe because of Roger from 101 Dalmatians.
1:39:05:
Talks about stress and human psyche-ology. Relationship advice.
2:43:45:
Reach around work for straight couples too.
1:45:50:
Talks about his new album coming in nicely toobz. Doesn't mind smoking outside. Proof of his magic is that he got this apartment after getting evicted from his old one. Not an alcoholic. He's pleased with his recent video output this last week.
Talks about smoking a pipe and pipe tobacco.
1:51:52:
Talks about his album again TMDWU. Back to talking about how 101 Dalmatians is the reason he smokes a pipe. Talks about his wands. Won't have a gift for Clint on father's day but will get him a gift when he releases his new album.
1:58:16:
Talking about his new album and his sound.
2:00:45:
Puts on keep going from his new album and goes out to smoke his pipe.
2:09:47:
Returns. Shills his new album. Shout outs to people who gave him money to his Pay Pal Ends the stream
 
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A troll pretending to be Cobra got into a twitter fight with LeVar Burton and Josh had to make a video clarifying that it wasn't him.



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The original vide was an hour and a half or something and Kobes got 8 and half hours worth of content out of it. Also lol he drank a 6 pack before 9am #notanalcoholic




Start:
Passed out in his last live stream so he's going to finish the video he was responding to. Fuck racism fuck sexism power to the video. Starting from 48 mins into the video. Reads the caller question. Moar beer.
2:54:
Bisexual women
3:35:
Not giving advice this is just his perspective. Matured so much he has better control of his temper. Starts the video.
5:30:
Dating scene rant. Waiting patiently. Kobes has been rejected by every chick he's ever liked and it still hasn't stopped him from pursuing women.
8:08:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. No one like selfish people. Simp shaming slut shaming.
10:05:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads the caller question. Gives relationship advice. Wait patiently. Shout out to cobras dry spell. Wands will go in the mail today. Nearly finished his album. Gender relations.
13:55:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes explains women. Talks about vlad the impaler. Mumbles to his rape demon. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Lower your expectations. Bud light platinum #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
Gives dating advice. Too early to play guitar. Talks about passing out in his last stream.
19:36:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Don't let your past ruin your future relationships. Talks about his burger King hack and passing out in his last stream. Trolls. Having another beer. Not an alcoholic.
23:30:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Honesty is sometimes offensive. Muh autism. Moar beer. Cheers to winning the lottery and building his dream house. The world would be better if everyone helped each other. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fuck sickos fuck racism fuck sexism. Not an alcoholic. Talks about his wands. magic is real.
28:38:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Moderation = no more beer until after 5pm. Nearly finished his album.
30:05:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Get friend zoned to get women. Saving some beer for later. Not an alcoholic. Long live ozzy. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
34:00:
Book of Thomas. Treat others the way you want to be treated. Gives relationship advice. Not an alcoholic. Trolls.
36:50:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives dating advice. He thinks the person in the video is sexist. Scenario of giving of age girlfriend a bath. Body shaaaaaming. Fat chicks are sometimes attractive. Simp shaming. Gender relations.
42:12:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Spilled sauce all over his shorts during the last stream and was too drink to notice. Back to the video.
44:00v
Says the caller is calling from Atlantis. He doesn't get it dude. Women take as much pride in their hair as men do with their dicks. This is just kobes' perspective. Fuck racism fuck sexism power to the people.
46:47:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Recaps the callers story. Back to the video.
47:46:
Fuck sickos. Gives relationship advice. Don't talk about baby mamas on the first date. Fuck racism fuck sexism power to the people.
49:35:
Moar beer. Complaining about women. Spills beer all over himself. Dry spell.
51:48:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about how loud his beer pop was. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating scene rant.
53:44:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Recaps the callers story. Not trying to be racist. Kobes has seen some attractive black women. Talks about women's hair commercials. Women are as obsessed with their hair as men are with their dicks. Compares dicks to guns.
57:31:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women shoot guns too in Wyoming. Back to the video for 2 seconds. The people in the video were in George Bruno stream with her. Talks about his anti rape shirt.
59:40:
Back to the video. Tactical soap. Kobes was called a faggot and tranny for painting his nails. You'll all eat your words when he finds the of age goth girl of his dreams. Trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women being sneaky.
1:04:01:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes won't say the entire because he has Scottish ancestors and its racist. Race relations.
1:05:50:
Back to the video. Moar beer. Gives relationship advice. Complaining about women. Shills his Teespring.
1:10:20:
Braided his hair. Rattlesnake noise. Back to the video. Dating scene. Complaining about women. Quotes love and vanity.
1:17:38:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Talks about passing out on stream. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Can crush for the fans. Has to wash his filthy clothes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of couple fighting about hairstyle. Waiting patiently. People are too easily offended. Phone is on airplane mode. Talks about his burger King food hack.
1:25:04:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Tranny rant. Trannys aren't real women. Trannys are beyond beef. Kobes buys cage free eggs.
1:28:51:
Back to the video. Talks about the callers story. Gives relationship advice.
1:31:24:
Back to the video. Teenage pregnancy. Child birth.
1:34:11:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Compares women's hair to dick size again. Moar beer. Wands will be mailed off today. How to open a beer with a lighter. Back to the video. Women's hair. Gender relations.
Body shaaaaaming. Manscape. Double standards. Back to the video.
1:39:57:
Gender relations.
1:40:45:
Back to the video. Stupid people make this too easy. Back to the video. Scenario of girlfriend laughing at tiny dick. Compares women's hair to dicks. Gives relationship advice.
1:44:16:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Advice to women. Can't say sand man because that's toxic masculinity. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shout out to Terrence Pop. Scenario of girlfriend not liking your tiny dick. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:48:15:
Gives relationship advice. Dry spell. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
1:50:09:
Beer piss.
1:51:37:
Returns ranting about relationships. Moar beer. Gender relations.
1:53:23:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. What women want. Talks about his wands.
1:55:09:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives relationship advice.
1:57:33:
Back to the video for 1 second. Gives relationship advice. Both men and women like when the opposite gender smells good.
1:59:07:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pick up lines. Might be going to the UK with homedad Clint. Big Ben.
2:03:30:
Basil the great mouse detective. Big Ben. Poot. Gives relationship advice. Complaining about women. Big Ben.
2:07:46:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Don't tell a woman how to grow her hair. Gives relationship advice.
2:09:33:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives relationship advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
2:12:42:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Fuck sickos. Didn't mean to drink all of his beer. Blames society.
2:15:25:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video. Some women don't like being bossed around playa. Back to use video for 2 seconds.
2:17:57:
Dating scene. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives relationship advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is just giving his opinion. Dating scene rant.
2:20:19:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. The people on the video are African Americans so they can say the enword. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives Dating advice. Back to the video.
2:23:02:
Having some tinned fish. Yuckbang. Dating advice.
2:26:33:
Back to the video. Whispers to his rape demon.
2:28:14:
Beer piss.
2:29:27:
Returns. Doesn't care about his baldness or Dry spell. Hates sick fucks. Back to the video.
2:32:00:
Don't talk about sti's or your unwanted kids on a first date. Back to the video. Gender conditioning.
2:35:30:
Unclogging his pipe. He's just giving his opinion. The only special things about him are his disability, his magical powers, his creative flair and his personality in general. Pipe tobacco.
2:40:50:
Changing out of his shorts.
2:41:52:
Returns. Talks about his wands. Its not even 9am! Back to the video.
2:45:08:
Gives relationship advice.
2:46:51:
Back to the video. Gives relationship advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Waiting patiently.
2:50:55:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Dating scene. Pipe tobacco. Back to the video for 2 seconds. We're not born knowing what we want. Back to he video. Gender relations.
2:55:35:
Reads the caller question. Gets pissed off and goes for a smoke.
2:59:55:
Returns ranting about simps. Peterlee Pipe tobacco not a sponsor. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Simp rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Simp rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back the video for 2 seconds. Dating scene.
3:03:47:
Back to the video. Reads a caller question. Body shaaaaaming.
3:06:00:
Back to the video. Waiting patiently. Back to the video for 2 seconds. This question is a Dharman skit Waiting to happen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives relationship advice.
3:08:25:
Back to the video. Some people are just fat.
3:09:30:
Back to the video. People are stupid. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women should just accept they're Dating assholes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
3:13:04:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating scene. Back to the video. Find someone who accepts you for who you are. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Double standards Body shaaaaaming.
3:15:57:
Back to the video. Gives relationship advice. What women want.
3:18:22:
Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women.
3:21:15:
Back to the video. Fat chicks. Back to the video. Can't control when life is unfair to you. Back to the video for 2 seconds. #killallmen. Back to the video. Dating scene. Girl guilting. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Both sides. Back to the video.
3:26:26:
Don't settle. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Settle for less. Back to the video.
3:28:26:
Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Needy doesn't equal clingy. Back to the video for 1 second. Scenario of having a hot of age girlfriend. Dry spell. Don't be clingy. Back to the video.
3:32:56:
Don't call women bitches unless they deserve it. Back to the video. Women like confidence. Back to the video. Gives Dating advice. Back to the video. Gender relations. Don't call women bitches.
3:39:01:
Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Confidence. Back to the video.
3:41:41:
Don't hold an of age woman's hand unless she gives you the signal. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Don't try too hard. Back to the video. He's just parroting what's said in the video for the next while.
3:52:50:
They keep changing the definition of men. Back to the video. Tactical soap is an investment. Back to the video. Women are sent mixed messages from advertising. Back to the video. Think about yourself because people will take advantage of you. Back to the video.
3:56:25:
Holding hands on a second date is coming on too strong.
4:01:10:
Slut shaming. Reads the caller question. Rant about being accused of cheating. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Back to cheating rant. Back to the video. Gender relations. He Regrets cheating on Stephanie.
4:06:37:
Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Beat your dog if it shits in the house. Back to the video. Better yourself as a person to get that top tier woman you want. Back to the video. Rant about people taking advantage of each other. Back to the video.
4:14:32:
Reads a caller question. Kobes calls the caller sexist. Gender relations rant.
4:17:28:
Reads a caller question. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video.
4:19:00:
Why can't we all just get along. Back to the video. Dating advice.
4:23:03:
Back to the video. Dating scene rant.
4:25:20:
Single parents should date each other. Single mom rant.
4:27:09:
Looks up cupcaking.
4:32:59:
Honeymoon phase. Back to the video. Have confidence. Wear Tactical soap. Back to the video.
4:40:58:
Don't date women with kids. People get sick of one night stands. Compares kids to sti's. Single parents should only date other single parents.
4:48:29:
Stop telling Kobes he needs to get laid. Kobes is tired of you need to get laid culture YouTube. Why attractive people date ugly people.
4:54:00:
Talking about turning 30. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE. Power to the people.
 
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So I've been working on Cobes' mom's family tree and it is a CLUSTERFUCK. No wonder she ditched him.

Stay tuned for more details on your gothic badboy's ancestral genetic fuckups. It might take me another week or so, but that's just because I want to get all of his step-uncles' arrests documented. So far I'm only up to 1990...
 
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Ronnie Rocket said:
So I've been working on Cobes' mom's family tree and it is a CLUSTERFUCK. No wonder she ditched him.

Stay tuned for more details on your gothic badboy's ancestral genetic fuckups. It might take me another week or so, but that's just because I want to get all of his step-uncles' arrests documented. So far I'm only up to 1990...
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That sounds like it'll be most definitely what's up. Looking forward to this.
 
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Some asshole is trolling Kobes telling him he's going to be on Louder with Crowder.

Here's his latest streams:
Start:
Doing a video response because TWU. Happy fathers day. Will get homedad Clint a gift card for red lobster when he gets his album done. Doing an Isayyic Butterfield video response. Shills tactical soap for fathers day.
3:06:
Celebrating fathers day with some Coors. Talks about how thankful he is that he is not a father.
4:35:
Starts the video for 2 seconds. Quotes George Bruno. Women are the gatekeepers of sex. Gender relations. Gta5 is being shut off online for PlayStation 3 and xbox 360. Kobes is salty about that.
9:30:
Etsy took half his money from the wand sales so he can't get Clint a fathers day present yet. Will get him one when he finishes his album. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Friendzone rant.
14:04:
Let women down gently. Double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fat chicks are fine after a dry spell. Chad thundercock shout out. Body positivity rant. Can crush for the fans.
16:52:
Moar beer. Body positivity double standards. Back to the video. Body shaaaaaming line.
18:43:
Long live Ozzy. Coors ad. Love and vanity. Gender relations. Male rape. Fuck rape fuck chimos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Why is skin color brought into complaining about Body shaming.
21:47:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fat chicks have high standards too. Stank on rice. Kobes has standards too even though he's a balding boglim. Buy your father tactical soap for fathers day.
24:46:
Back to high standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about an of age Fat chick he watches on YouTube. Chantal? Girl guilting. Double standards. Chaturbate. He jerks off to bikini try on hauls on YouTube. Back to the video for 1 seconds. Clicks on a link for an ad. Rant about preferences. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Don't be mean to fat people.
29:30:
Talks about his cooking videos. Gotten rejected by every chick he's ever liked speech. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
31:58:
Race relations rant. Getting rejected for being fat isn't the same as racial discrimination. Kobes gets rejected so much because he only likes super attractive chicks. Talks about a girl he had a crush on in 4th grade.
35:23:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations rant. Double standards no body positivity movement for men. Talks about texts he gat saying he's copying dane drops. Can crush for the fans.
38:16:
Moar beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Body shaaaaaming. Gender equality is women having sex with obese men they're not attracted to.
41:38:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards gender relations.
43:46:
Back to the video.
46:14:
Kobes talks about consent. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Body shaaaaaming. Double standards. Shills his Teespring. People suck I need a beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says he's never been dick shamed. Body shaaaaaming. Back to the video.
50:27:
Womens vajayjays are very sensitive. Talking about men buying tampons.
52:16:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Makes a cobras mist. Body shaaaaaming. Let people down gently. Gives dating advice. Women are the gatekeepers of sex. Back to the video.
56:01:
Fat phobia exists. Discuss. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes liked the movie matilda. Talks about the movie. Back to the video.
58:32:
Scenario of making a good chocolate cake with your of age girlfriend and feeders. Fart porn. Kobes totally jerks off to fart porn. Can crush for the fans.
1:01:17:
Moar beer. Fatphobia. We live in a judgemental hypocritical society. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Some people are just fat.
1:04:38:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fat people take up too much space because they are fat but don't judge them. Back to the video.
1:07:20:
Reads a question on the video. Vagina jokes. Back to the video .
1:08:47:
Kobes explains how to find a vagina. After a dry spell fat chicks are fine. Buy your father tactical soap for fathers day. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Explains how to manoeuvre a fat vagina. Talks about Kanye.
1:11:56:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fat fetishism is better than getting rejected for being obese. Refers to fat women as whales. Be respectful to people. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fat people are not jolly because of the struggle. Some people are just fat. The female form is worshipped in our society. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Somebody please think of the children.
1:16:51:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads message on the screen. Sex smells. Discuss. Can crush for the fans.
1:19:30:
Moar beer. Shout out to kobes' dry spell. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Beer piss. Ranting about bullying people for being fat while he goes to the toilet.
1:22:14:
Returns. Fat shaming rant. You get what you reap YouTube. Gives dating advice. Back to the video.
1:24:34:
How to safely fuck fat chicks. Penis bone.
1:26:17:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Gives relationship advice. Kobes fucked of age clean chicks below his standards. Kobes standards = of age, clean, consensual.
1:31:39:
Talks about a woman who he had sex with and it gave her the confidence to control her life. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fuck rape. Kobes would buy a sex doll instead of rape.
1:34:16:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fat girl joke. Kobes talks about how not fat he is. Not here to judge. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fupa. Spongebob impressions. The of age ladies love his Spongebob impressions. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Explains how to have sex with a far girl. Gender relations. Everyone has opinions.
1:39:24:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads the definition of fupa. Buy tactical soap. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement.
1:42:30:
Texting. Says he might be on louder with crowder this Friday. Explains how he got demonitorised for responding to Milo. Texting. Thinks it might be a troll. Dude it's definitely a troll.
1:46:23:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Farting under pelicans asses. Can crush for the fans.
1:47:27:
Moar beer. Texting. Checks PayPal. Shout out to people who sent money. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video.
1:50:52:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Don't be mean to fat people but fat people shouldn't expect everyone to want to fuck them. Bald pride. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Preferences. Of age, consensual. Gender relations unrealistic expectations. Wands. Trolls are jealous of his successful wand business.
1:55:05:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fat chicks have standards too so they are hypocrites. Video ends.
1:57:05:
Hour long video. 2hours more like. Talking about Tyrone. Having a Coors for fathers day. Will buy Clint a red lobster gift card when he finishes his album. Talks about etsy taking half his money. Haters are jealous. Coors is good beer if you approach it with the mentality that you'll drink anything. Complains about gta5 again. Texting. White knighting Tara Babcock. Going to record a song for his album after the stream. Can't rush perfection.
Start:
Doing a gangsta special from Little Ceaser’s for Father’s day. Lists off his order. Working on his album.
1:40:
Does a screech when he returns with his pizza. Garlic butter all over the pizza. Drinks garlic butter. Little Ceaser’s gave him an extra garlic butter TWU. Reads off his order again. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE. Drinks garlic butter again.
4:36:
Cleans up garlic butter cups before eating. Extra garlic butter TWU. Lists off his order again twice. 2 songs left to do on his album.
6:44:
Long live Ozzy. Yukbang.
7:48:
Cheese pull action. 2 litre Mountain Dew TWU.
9:17:
Spills toppings. Kobes likes his pizza.
10:20:
Cheese pull action. Lists off his order again.
14:00:
Stuffed crust pizza wars. Cheese pull action. This cheese pull is satisfactory to Kobes’ standards.
15:27:
Saving the rest for later. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisment . Comes back and wipes the grease off his face and beard.
Start:
Feeling the creative spark writing for his new album. Homedad Clint said he wants nothing for Father’s day but that his family loves him. Shout outs to fans who sent money to his PayPal. Checks his TeeSpring. No sales. Has beer.
2:45:
Starts watching a Lindsay Ivan reaction video. She is a cute of age female YouTuber.
4:20:
Explains what the skateboarding channel she’s reacting to does. Back to the video. Struggles to read the name of the person in the video. Back to the video.
6:14:
Likes the video because she is a babe. Not trying anything don’t get it twisted. Back to the video. Thinks chat is switched off. Another Lindsay Ivan video.
8:37:
Pissed off GTA5 will be going offline for people who use a ps3. Back to the video.
10:20:
Smoke weed. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes digs nature. Back to the video. Plant based band names. Don’t attack players in GTA5 who aren’t deliberately trying to attack you. Don’t help Kobes play GTA5. Keeps saying gweefer. Don’t play GTA5 if you’re going to cheat. Kobes will need to get a ps4 if he wants to continue playing GTA5. Talks about his new song. Wants to give it an Irish drinking song vibe. Moar beer.
16:45:
No more beer so he’s going to dilute it with Mountain Dew to make it last longer. #notanalcoholic. Starts the video for 2 seconds. Talks about Britney’s boobs. Zoe 101 was hot.
19:33:
Talking about the pressures of being a female celebrity. Billie Eliajh v Britney Spears. 2 more songs left to write for his album. Back to the video.
22:15:
Kobes explains experimental photography. Back to the video. You can find beauty in everyday things. Shout out to the channel he’s watching. Back to the video.
24:35:
Kobes explains science. Back to the video. Being creepy about Lindsay. Bill Nye. Science safety PSA from Kobes. Barbie is bad for girls. Talks about GI Joe and body shaming. He commented on a Sniperwolf video that he plays guitars. Back to the video. Being creepy about Lindsay again.
31:09:
Always assume women have boyfriends, that way rejection hurts less. Get your father tactical soap for Father’s Day. Has no Tactical Soap to give Clint for Father’s day. Talks about how Angry Grandpa dying makes him appreciate Clint. Life is short, make the best of it. Sings Dust in the Wind. Talks about how well he sings Dust in the Wind. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shills Tactical Soap again.
37:40:
Kobes got bitten by a squirrel before. Explains. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about having to put down his dogs.
40:44:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about conjuring a thunderstorm while he was playing GTA5. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes’ 80% British comes out when he drinks. Back to the video.
43:55:
Being creepy about Lindsay again. Back to the video for 2 seconds. If you want to have fun in life have a dirty mind. Pickles look like wieners tee hee. Food based dirty jokes.
46:28:
Back to the video. Talks about hot ASMR chicks on YouTube. Back to the video. Video ends.
50:00:
Bell tower reaction time. Explains how hard it is to record a bell tower. More bell tower reactions.
54:37:
SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE. Shout out to someone who gave money to his PayPal. Beer money for tomorrow. #youdon’thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated. Gets water. Shills his PayPal.
57:48:
Says he didn’t turn off chat sometimes it just does that. Chat is on. Says he doesn’t need chat on because he’s demonitorised. YouTube only cares about Mr. Beast famous YouTubers. They don’t care about small creators. Complains about not being able to advertise drugs or alcohol on YouTube. Ends the stream because he has to have a dump.
Is Lindsay Ivan of age? Someone in the chat kept posting she's 17.
 
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Start:
Doing a gangsta special from Little Ceaser’s for Father’s day. Lists off his order. Working on his album.
1:40:
Does a screech when he returns with his pizza. Garlic butter all over the pizza. Drinks garlic butter. Little Ceaser’s gave him an extra garlic butter TWU. Reads off his order again. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE. Drinks garlic butter again.
4:36:
Cleans up garlic butter cups before eating. Extra garlic butter TWU. Lists off his order again twice. 2 songs left to do on his album.
6:44:
Long live Ozzy. Yukbang.
7:48:
Cheese pull action. 2 litre Mountain Dew TWU.
9:17:
Spills toppings. Kobes likes his pizza.
10:20:
Cheese pull action. Lists off his order again.
14:00:
Stuffed crust pizza wars. Cheese pull action. This cheese pull is satisfactory to Kobes’ standards.
15:27:
Saving the rest for later. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisment . Comes back and wipes the grease off his face and beard.
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I'd like to think that the free extra cup of garlic butter was their way of saying congratulations for finding a way to make one pizza from Little Caesars cost $30.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
I'd like to think that the free extra cup of garlic butter was their way of saying congratulations for finding a way to make one pizza from Little Caesars cost $30.
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When I watched this last night, all I kept thinking was "doesn't it by default come with one cup of yuck, and the section he input was 'additional cups' of yuck".
 
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I'd like to think that the free extra cup of garlic butter was their way of saying congratulations for finding a way to make one pizza from Little Caesars cost $30.
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My drink reaction for this is a pot of garlic butter. TWU

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