Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The Blue Morpho said:
Raging at chat, banning people, Jessica admits she was the one who timed out Kate

Edit: Serious sperg out session, she's telling on herself in multiple ways lol this was worth the wait
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I really don't understand youtube etiquette or anything but banning users in a chat on a channel that isn't yours feels like when someone comes to your house and corrects your kid inside your own home. Fuck off methica.
 
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Frog Man said:
I really don't understand youtube etiquette or anything but banning users in a chat on a channel that isn't yours feels like when someone comes to your house and corrects your kid inside your own home. Fuck off methica.
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Not only that, but a mod, Kate.
She is the only one, she has to shield her treasure.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
The problem stems from Jessica love bombing Cobra every 5 minutes. Whenever he has a “God i’m so done with this bitch” thought, she climbs on him and jams her tongue down his throat and those thoughts vanish like a fart in the wind. It’s going to be a very different scenario when she’s gone and she’s unable to do that, he’s gunna start walking shit back.

The Piss Witch of Virginia is temporary. King Cobra is forever, Cobros. Praise Cobratin.
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She also panders to his troles bad obsession until he giggles like a giant newborn
duhhh I thought I told these troles to lick my ass crack uhuhuhuhuhuhuh
the troles are soooo mad jawshie

It kinda reminds me of how CWC weens pander to his dimensional pony delusions to get to him. It's the same with cobes, just tell him the troles are bad, have no lives and he's WINNING cus they all mad
 
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Reddit is seething and reporting him for everything under the sun. Can’t stand to see a brutha get some cash
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Usernamewastaken said:
Reddit is seething and reporting him for everything under the sun. Can’t stand to see a brutha get some cash
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Well the weird thing was, Superchats were turned off on last nights stream. Do we know why? He probably could have made an easy $500-700+ maybe more as he was pretty steady at 4000 viewers for a while.
 
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The Blue Morpho said:
She is 100% making fun of his lips and mustache with all the subtlety of a cruise missile.
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She's taking jobs from us hard-working Kiwis!

Also the frothing a-loggery she inspires, Jesus Christ. I'm used to this thread having a lot of a-logs cause it attracts "people" from reddit, but there aren't many other orbiters who inspire Kiwis to write embarassing paragraphs detailing how they wish they could torture or kill that orbiter. I hope she stays for months just to make the a-logs seethe at this point.
 
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BallBuster II said:
Do we know why?
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His channel got demonetized. Methica tried turning superchats on and it said "Ineligible"

People are pointing out it could be because she turned on age restriction for the stream, which also makes the stream ineligible for superchats.
 
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