Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Smegward]

Spoiler: Do i taste like a baconator, Jawshy?

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why do hypersexual weirdos always look this gross?

 

['Ole Dente]

I hope she keeps cockblocking reddit vermin by muting it and blocking the screen. Fuck those scumbags.

Sometimes people miss the point. Part of watching this boglim is also watching his subreddit, both are equally mentally handicapped. Neither need milking, they just provide the laughs and work on autopilot.

Don’t get mad lads just laugh. Remember dear feeders pearls of wisdom:

“Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone at your computer with a non-functional stream despite all things being in place for it to work.”

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

There are STILL people in the other waiting room

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I’ve watched a number of her streams, however many I could stomach anyway, and you’re bang on the money. This woman is actually a schizophrenic, there’s no way she isn’t. She imagines violent altercations are going to occur with everyone, she thinks people are following her, she screams and yells at people on the street when they look at her…..it’s astonishing. There is no way this woman is looking after her grandparents, the grandparents are looking after HER. If they weren’t, she’d be another delusional bum screaming at passerbys on the tube or yelling at people outside a Safeway. She is completely and entirely unstable.

Seriously lads watch her videos she’s a fucking actual insane person.

Yes, Jessica appears schizo in her videos. Also, someone babbling endlessly like she does is a common cope for schizos. Anything to distract them from hearing voices. To the point of being a live-in whore for a boglim.

I really feel for her parents, because untreated schizophrenia is one of the saddest and roughest things to go through. They can be normal, pleasant people 95% of the time... then out of nowhere, batshit insanity. Which grows more over time, and you have no idea what to do.

I hope Josh gets to share how this experience really went eventually.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I hope Josh gets to share how this experience really went eventually.

At this point he seems genuinely smitten with the swamp hag. She's been working on him all week, casting her dark spells and drawing him into her influence. He went from treating her like Warlord with a vagina on Saturday to allowing her to ban two of his mods last night.

She's very clearly manipulating him. She is associating him being with her to him giving the ultimate fuck-you to the trolls. She consistently keeps him drunk, much drunker than she ever is. She has glommed onto his Clocktower Dreamhouse fantasy with their "shared" gothic forest. And poor Jord is too dumb and hammered and horny to see or care about any of this.

I think its a coin toss at this point if the predicted falling out ever occurs. I think it will depend on if she leaves willingly tomorrow. If she freaks out and tries to stay longer that may be enough to break Josh out of the spell, but if she leaves willingly she's playing the long game. Also funny how Exorcism Day moved up from Saturday to Friday.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Can I just say that I'm very thankful for this thread.
I was relying on the subreddit for too long and I've had it with those niggers.
This is a massive uptick in content and seething about it is bat-shit insane. Any person who doesn't find Cobes likeable is rotten to the core.
This thread is MDWU.

 

[Raven-621]

I was going to get Wendy’s for lunch today, but now it’s ruined in perpetuity. Making healthier choices out of disgust is MDWU.

 

[Keith Kunt]

Any person who doesn't find Cobes likeable is rotten to the core.
This thread is MDWU.

I've not followed cobes before the feature happened, and just knew him as a memed ugly dude. Seeing someone break a six year dry spell, I was happy for this stranger. Watching a few of the streams now...it seems like a bit of a monkey paw wish. He seems OK, she seems insane.

 

[Raven-621]

I was relying on the subreddit for too long and I've had it with those niggers.

The subr*ddit is filled with people so pathetic they’re jealous of Cobes to the point of searing asshurt, if they weren’t anonymous alogs they’d have threads here.

 

[ColombianGhost]

Cobra is developing new anti-weening techniques like blocking the cam during wellness checks, impressive.

First getting laid and how this, he is evolving, lifting the dry spell got frightening results

 

[Law]

The subr*ddit is filled with people so pathetic they’re jealous of Cobes to the point of searing asshurt, if they weren’t anonymous alogs they’d have threads here.

What if NAL's hostile takeover of the Cobra Kingdom gives us a halal?
Actually no, I shouldn't be greedy. The milk cup spitoon already runneth over.

 

['Ole Dente]

The subr*ddit is filled with people so pathetic they’re jealous of Cobes to the point of searing asshurt, if they weren’t anonymous alogs they’d have threads here.

They are so fucking gay they actually have a thread here in Pros. Grounds. It’s only a matter of time before 3-4 of them develop their own threads because their accounts get dragged and to the surprise of no one they’re usually drunk retards, furries or cokeheads. They use the internet like their own personal diary all the time and they subject the world to their faggy stories about how much dick they sucked for meth or how much like Cobra they are.

 

[Raven-621]

First getting laid and how this, he is evolving, lifting the dry spell got frightening results

He’s apparently begun washing himself too. NAL’s pork pocket has jarred the BOY into becoming a man.

They are so fucking gay they actually have a thread here in Pros. Grounds.

That is great to know, thanks. Truly the most miserable faggots on the Internet.

 

[bonified retard]

Sometimes people miss the point. Part of watching this boglim is also watching his subreddit

Hard disagree, and I wish this thread would stop getting constantly updated with reddit faggotry. Maybe im just mati, but I don't understand how it's entertaining to so many people here.

 

[Asperchewy]

Even Cool Taste could see that this chick is bad news bears. Poor Joshy, lol.

 

[Your Landlord]

Can I just say that I'm very thankful for this thread.
I was relying on the subreddit for too long and I've had it with those niggers.
This is a massive uptick in content and seething about it is bat-shit insane. Any person who doesn't find Cobes likeable is rotten to the core.
This thread is MDWU.

Cobes has a good heart.

 

[Marci96]

Meh, I missed the old Cobra ranting about Terrence Popp, gender relations and trannies, as crazy as that sounds. Sure the initial shock of that 40 year old schizophrenic meth head arriving on the lair was great, but goddamn these new streams are so mundane and annoying.

 

['Ole Dente]

Hard disagree, and I wish this thread would stop getting constantly updated with reddit faggotry. Maybe im just mati, but I don't understand how it's entertaining to so many people here.

They spazz out about him and it’s funny, he spazzes out about them and it’s funny. It’s a package deal no matter how much we may not like it, it always has been.

 

[FatalTater]

If NAL doesn't leave as scheduled, it may take another woman to remove her.
Gonna need at least one slag to be willing to touch his dick, and she either has to be mean and crazy enough to throw hands with Jessica or have a sister or friend able to do it for her.

Men will not suffice if things go south.

 

[Asperchewy]

NAL’s pork pocket

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Fam, you gotta stop this. I only have so many sides. Your killing me over here with this shit.