Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Osama Bin Laden]

I don’t know I dipped out of there pretty quick I just popped in to see what “exclusive content” they were getting from Cobes and when it turned out it was him just randomly appearing out of the blue to let everybody know he’s jerking off and sharing a link I left.

well how else are you going to get your periodic cobes jerk off updates

so can’t tell if this is a fake Cobes. I assume it is because otherwise I think he’d gloat about it

cute of you to assume josh can spell his own name

 

[Jew-ish]

This low chromosome love triangle would have made a sick Jerry Springer episode.

 

[curbside2]

NAL is live and just announced that someone is paying for her to go see her man for his birthday.

Link?

 

[ADHD]

Link?

Direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCFfMw096co

JM snipe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zITPJOqcng

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCFfMw096co

JM snipe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zITPJOqcng
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I'm shaking in anticipation!

No doubt they have discussed her channel ban and his strike, and have some kind of regarded plan for that to not happen again. No doubt we're in for Casper 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Will they learn their lessons on past streaming behaviour? Will Puff come back from the dead? Will the weens ruin it for everyone? Does Jessica have new receipts up her sleeve to own the troles? Time will tell!

 

[Hennimore]

Direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCFfMw096co

JM snipe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zITPJOqcng
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Her desperately trying to look goth at 39 so she can keep her retarded boyfriend from actual goth chicks is fucking hilarious.

 

[Ponzo]

Apparently Jane wants to visit Josh earlier now that someone got NAL a ticket

Spoiler: Her Insta Videos

Jane is allegedly in contact with Cobra on Facebook and Cobra has been ghosting NAL all night. Jane says Cobra sent her this picture of NAL

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Oh man, this is about to get unpleasant.

 

[lottalove]

Apparently Jane wants to visit Josh earlier now that someone got NAL a ticket
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Spoiler: Her Insta Videos

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Jane is allegedly in contact with Cobra on Facebook and Cobra has been ghosting NAL all night. Jane says Cobra sent her this picture of NAL
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The gayops is leaking.
The pic is one that NAL herself posted on her own FB page 15 hours ago, has been altered a little for funsies it looks like.

 

[Ponzo]

The gayops is leaking.
The pic is one that NAL herself posted on her own FB page 15 hours ago, has been altered a little for funsies it looks like.
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True but NAL said she sent Cobra a pic of her romper and posted the cropped version to FB where you can't see the corndog, so where did Jane get the full one if not from Cobra?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

NAL is live and just announced that someone is paying for her to go see her man for his birthday.

Probably the same buddy troll who bought the last one for her. She mentioned him previously on stream.

 

['Ole Dente]

I can’t believe that in the year of our lord 2024, Cobra is a brain dead drooling drunk on SSI with two women fighting over him and coming out to see him. This is the most absurd arc that nobody could’ve ever foreseen and I can’t lie, youtube, I’m enjoying it and I’m happy for the boy.

I’m enjoying myself, the cow is enjoying themselves, reddit is seething and coping…life is just good sometimes.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Better change that diaper boi

This is a cobraverse pet peeve of mine. The idea is you tell him not to do something; so, then he does it out of spiteful defiance. I constantly see redditors and newfags not understanding this and just commanding him to do the thing.

I feared this after cobra became a mainstream lolcow. I swear for the next few years, there’re going to be random whores wanting to fly to Josh to get some quick fame and money. God, this is going to be insufferable

I think it would be hilarious if this became a trend. It would be the lifestyle he always wanted, just achieved ironically through unlikely means: despite all odds, he will have random women falling into his lap wanting sex, a fan base almost at 100k followers (and growing), free booze & money constantly being thrown at him, and he makes albums that literally sell out when they're sold by his label. It's all happening completely for the wrong reasons, but it doesn't matter to Cobes. He gets money, sex, booze, and popularity at the end of the day. Through a perfect series of accidental choices, and simple stubborn perseverance, he's materialized everything he's ever wanted. A beautiful cosmic joke, if there ever was one.

Weather permitting*

Weather Permittable**

 

[Qu4tttro_Bagina]

True but NAL said she sent Cobra a pic of her romper and posted the cropped version to FB where you can't see the corndog, so where did Jane get the full one if not from Cobra?

The corndog is such a funny thing to crop out to me.

I keep going back and forth on if the battle of the boggettes is going to be a good arc or not, this Jane seems to be just a roastie trying to milk him for fame and money. Where methica is a literal crazy disgusting boglim of near peer status to jord, also trying to milk him for fame and money.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I can’t believe that in the year of our lord 2024, Cobra is a brain dead drooling drunk on SSI with two women fighting over him and coming out to see him. This is the most absurd arc that nobody could’ve ever foreseen and I can’t lie, youtube, I’m enjoying it and I’m happy for the boy.

I’m enjoying myself, the cow is enjoying themselves, reddit is seething and coping…life is just good sometimes.

I have to admit, I didn't expect the appearance of a second hag. This shit is great.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Its like you guys have never seen two absolutely mentally deranged women fight over a gross little man before. Don't kids these days know what Cops is? Or Springer? Trailer park love triangles are nothing new.

 

['Ole Dente]

Through a perfect series of accidental choices, and simple stubborn perseverance, he's materialized everything he's ever wanted. A beautiful cosmic joke, if there ever was one.

I swear, one day he’s going to actually play the lottery and win it, first shot. He’ll buy his clocktower mansion and the first stream will be called “ringin my bell fuck the trols.”

Cut to a bell ringing across Casper at 8 PM nonstop while you can hear some drunken retard wearing a $30 gaming headset screaming “ARGGGGHGGGGG YEA DOOT!”

Brings a tear to my eye

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Its like you guys have never seen two absolutely mentally deranged women fight over a gross little man before. Don't kids these days know what Cops is? Or Springer? Trailer park love triangles are nothing new.

It's a surprise every time and it's always fun. Let me have this god damn it.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

It’s amazing how once a guy, even a really unattractive one, gets with a girl, somehow he becomes like a prize a certain type of other female feels the need to take away from the first girl.

We saw this also with the snaggle-toothed, STD-ridden, crackhead Nader, who Foodie Beauty hooked up with. He was repulsive, but just because Foodie Beauty was with him, there was a certain sort of group of women who immediately found him attractive, who otherwise would probably never have looked twice at him.

Cobe’s six year dry spell is proof of this. Now there are the same sort of weirdo women starting to crawl out of the woodwork just so they can take him off NAL.

A really strange phenomenon.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

It’s amazing how once a guy, even a really unattractive one, gets with a girl, somehow he becomes like a prize a certain type of other female feels the need to take away from the first girl.

A really strange phenomenon.

I said it pages ago:

Its pretty classic psycho woman behavior. The instant they know another woman has seen fit to bed a man, all the similar-tier women with home-wrecker brain in his orbit are drawn in like sharks to chum. It is confirmation that the man has some value to the opposite sex so therefore is worth their interest.

This whole turn of events is nothing new under the sun. Just ignore anything being said and view the whole situation like it's part of a David Attenborough nature documentary about a species of really ugly, hairless apes and their mating rituals and it will all make a lot more sense.