Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Captain Ahab said:
The reality is that Josh could’ve been smashing that meth poonani all this time. Despite what redditors think, Josh isn’t even close to rock bottom. He’s relatively docile and has a steady source of income + tard bucks. In meth circles, that’s like marrying a doctor or a lawyer.

The only thing holding Josh back from smashing a different gas station whore every week was Josh himself.
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He also has a place to stay for free. Which means more meth money.
 
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New foodhack toobth
Mayonnaise, frozen burgers, sour cream potato chips, egg, ranch dressing, cheese, and hotdogs, yeth pleathe. Pan looking goth. Cobes fries the hotdogs until they have "a nice coloration on them".

Thmoothie review.
"It's a great tasty way to get your vegetables and your fruits."
"I might have to make a mead out of this."
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Incel Death Note said:
New foodhack toobth
Mayonnaise, frozen burgers, sour cream potato chips, egg, ranch dressing, cheese, and hotdogs, yeth pleathe. Pan looking goth. Cobes fries the hotdogs until they have "a nice coloration on them".

Thmoothie review.
"It's a great tasty way to get your vegetables and your fruits."
"I might have to make a mead out of this."
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the iron goyslop chef
 
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This is late af, but I watched the first minute of Boglim Chronicle's new vid..
I literally could only watch a minute, hearing him do that review of a coffee place or w/e was painful. He sounds like he's drunk half of Casper before going 12 rounds with Mike Tyson and this is him talking after all of that, he's slurred as hell and barely lucid. This hagwitch has drained our gothic badboy of all his boglim energy and it really shows when she's there and the moment she leaves. It's like two different men.
 
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Galeocerdo said:
This is late af, but I watched the first minute of Boglim Chronicle's new vid..
I literally could only watch a minute, hearing him do that review of a coffee place or w/e was painful. He sounds like he's drunk half of Casper before going 12 rounds with Mike Tyson and this is him talking after all of that, he's slurred as hell and barely lucid. This hagwitch has drained our gothic badboy of all his boglim energy and it really shows when she's there and the moment she leaves. It's like two different men.
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And her response to him being like that? "Idk what you're talking about josh wasn't even drunk"

She lives in pure delusion. She will get called out about something and say

"no that never happened thats not true why don't you prove it" after already blocking the person knowing they can never respond. This is someone who thinks if they delete something it never happened, even if there is still video proof of it. Pure delusion and cope fuels her existence
 
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Incel Death Note said:
New foodhack toobth
Mayonnaise, frozen burgers, sour cream potato chips, egg, ranch dressing, cheese, and hotdogs, yeth pleathe. Pan looking goth. Cobes fries the hotdogs until they have "a nice coloration on them".

Thmoothie review.
"It's a great tasty way to get your vegetables and your fruits."
"I might have to make a mead out of this."
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I love his food hacks. They are so disgusting.

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Gotta start with bacon grease, cheddar filled hotdogs, and a frozen jimmy dean breakfast sandwich. Slather those hotdogs in grease and put them on your nasty pan.

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I’m honestly not sure if that is a cast iron pan or if it is a teflon pan he never cleans.




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On your breakfast sandwhich slather on some mayo then put on some lays sour cream chips. Mash em down with your whole hand.


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A capful of franks red hot


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A fistfull of cheese

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Hidden valley ranch but bacon ranch is the best version toobs



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Coloration coming in nicely toobs. Make sure you char the end of your hotdogs.


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Not sure if that is his dye job or the ranch on the jacket.


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Before assembling grab a hotdog off the pan with your hands and complain about how hot it is. Make sure you do this several times.


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Cooking with chef cobes is always fun.
 
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Galeocerdo said:
This is late af, but I watched the first minute of Boglim Chronicle's new vid..
I literally could only watch a minute, hearing him do that review of a coffee place or w/e was painful. He sounds like he's drunk half of Casper before going 12 rounds with Mike Tyson and this is him talking after all of that, he's slurred as hell and barely lucid. This hagwitch has drained our gothic badboy of all his boglim energy and it really shows when she's there and the moment she leaves. It's like two different men.
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He’s actually sober here or close to it. If I had to spend 8 days trapped in a room with NAL I’d be getting fucked up too. Bitch is annoying.
 
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