Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Sicko Hunter]

Cobes is looking super greasy in his newest cooking video. Like he hasn't showered since NAL left.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Speaking of showering, do you think Nal showered before letting Josh feast on her Wendy’s? I wonder how many dried up cum crusticles boy licked off and swallowed thinking it was walnut juice.

 

[puppygirl11061]

Cobes is looking super greasy in his newest cooking video. Like he hasn't showered since NAL left.
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with time he looks more and more like a goth gas station tourettes guy with a spiked neckbrace

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

It's too thin for Cast Iron, that's your Bog Standard non stick frying pan that's been over heated for too long and more importantly never cleaned.

Specifically that is a Walmart brand (Mainstays) 19.98 USD electric skillet.

Because it's cheap trash, it's legitimately the only reason Cobra has not burned down the den yet. It can only get to 204C/400F, whereas oil typically ignites at 232C/450F.

Cobes is looking super greasy in his newest cooking video. Like he hasn't showered since NAL left.

Typical of Cobra as he regularly goes 6-12months without showering.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

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He's so proud of his farts, Like genuinely proud he can pass a felt ripper on command with nary a thought given to his underware.

 

[whogoesthere]

You just know he hasn't washed those hands in days.

You think he washes them every few days?

I suspect longer, if at all.

 

[Exist0]

Could some talented kiwi please put cobes face on Bruce's please? This image has been stuck in my mind for days.

 

[tony tortellini]

You think he washes them every few days?

I suspect longer, if at all.

Remember before his apartment cracked down on smoking indoors his hands were constantly coated in a layer of ash and tobacco tar? The only time they get washed in his biweekly shower

 

[Iron Hamster]

It's too thin for Cast Iron, that's your Bog Standard non stick frying pan that's been over heated for too long and more importantly never cleaned.

teflon poisoning would explain a lot.

She's fucking insane

yeah. this whole thing can't end well.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

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Could some talented kiwi please put cobes face on Bruce's please? This image has been stuck in my mind for days.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Cobes is looking super greasy in his newest cooking video. Like he hasn't showered since NAL left.
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if he showered he would no longer smell like his beloved wendys baconator if he happens to get some form of horrible disease as a result then so be it.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Cheyenne Jasmine has added NAL to her impression roster. She is British, which makes her accents even more impressive.

 

[Qu4tttro_Bagina]

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i never believe it when people say he doesnt smell bad. theres no way on this earth that he dosent have the aura of a skunks corpse. JUST LOOK AT HIM i feel like i can smell him through the screen

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

They sell tubs of bacon grease now
Legit didn't know that until his latest food hack video. No boglim's kitchen is complete without a tub of Bacon Up.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

They sell tubs of bacon grease now
Legit didn't know that until his latest food hack video. No boglim's kitchen is complete without a tub of Bacon Up.

Wow americans aren't fat enough how can we fix the problem? Sell them just the bacon grease so they can bypass the bacon gatekeeper!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Wow americans aren't fat enough how can we fix the problem? Sell them just the bacon grease so they can bypass the bacon gatekeeper!

It's called saving the grease for later, TROLE.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

It's called saving the grease for later, TROLE.
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lol I already do save the grease for later I make a white breakfast gravy with it. The gravy also goes good on taters, but I normally do that with pork chop grease. The breakfast gravy is best eaten w/ the heels of white bread

 

[Bogliacci]

It's called saving the grease for later, TROLE.
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How does this goofball's hair get so insane when he doesn't leave his house or anything

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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How does this goofball's hair get so insane when he doesn't leave his house or anything

Benders and boglim genes.