Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He's been yelling at his phone a lot lately. Buuuuut this is probably a normal thing he does when he's off camera.

Troles saying he's dead have really been getting to him

 

[D_Tractor]

You can hear him saying somewhat clearly "The fucking EMT's!" so I assume some troll put in another false call of him overdosing.

It could have been "DMT". He has mentioned the drug a lot if you look on lolcowgo.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I fuckin’ hate it. I hate it how randomly she fluctuates her voice. “Josh, YOU told ME YOU’LL get me SOME WEED!”
I swear she’s special needs or something. People who are mentally challenged usually can’t control their voices.

Maybe she's just a nutty, stupid bitch

 

[JaneThough]

He simply doesn't know the difference between Hamas and Palestinians.

He thinks Hamas and Palestine is a high end furniture store.

 

[Drama Fan]

Troles saying he's dead have really been getting to him

Local backup because Streamable automatically deletes after a certain time

 

[hector85]

He's been yelling at his phone a lot lately. Buuuuut this is probably a normal thing he does when he's off camera.

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Troles saying he's dead have really been getting to him

an off handed observation here, it looks like she finally changed her clothes, guess she didn't fly to Wyoming with just the clothes on her back. pretty gross that her bra is still the same though, unless shes the kinda person who buys a 10 pack of the exact same thing.

 

[sharp lint]

He's been yelling at his phone a lot lately. Buuuuut this is probably a normal thing he does when he's off camera.

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Troles saying he's dead have really been getting to him

not an excuse for him destroying his past dozen phones but no wonder he keeps smashing them with his fist, lmao. this dood's shit must go off 24/7.

I know he's a regard but he really should change his phone number to up his quality of like by a few %s.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

not an excuse for him destroying his past dozen phones but no wonder he keeps smashing them with his fist, lmao. this dood's shit must go off 24/7.

I know he's a regard but he really should change his phone number to up his quality of like by a few %s.

You'd really think he'd consider changing his notification sound to something less abrasive if he gets agitated by it going off constantly. But nope, he keeps this retarded novelty horn sound without a second thought, lol.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Local backup because Streamable automatically deletes after a certain time

Thanks. Was looking for a way to save that clip.

not an excuse for him destroying his past dozen phones but no wonder he keeps smashing them with his fist, lmao. this dood's shit must go off 24/7.

I know he's a regard but he really should change his phone number to up his quality of like by a few %s.

The Awooga ringtone to him must be an autistic fixation like clocktowers/church bells. Taking that away would ruin the "customization" of his phone. Just a theory anyways. It could just be the ODD kicking in when people tell him not to change his ringtone.

As for his phone number, well... he's explained that he'd lose contact with "the fans" if he changed it. Even thought 99% of this texts are from trolls.

 

[biggacracka]

his black light nightmare bed?

Honestly I think Cobes' bed, pre methica's first visit, was the cleanest place in the whole apartment.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Unclear. She was able to at least keep it together enough to hold a job until around 2017. But, as her livejournals from earlier prove, she was still batshit [screaming in livejournal about killing her mom]. It's really not clear WHAT happened; either a rapid mental decline (she would have been 32/33) or something triggering it to the point where she absolutely cannot keep it under wraps anymore.

Jessica got old and ugly. Many such cases of young women who think they're invincible because there's always simps bailing them out. But, unless the woman remains attractive, it ends and then insanity really hits.

 

[TMDWTFIU]

The most ridiculous part is his phone is an iPhone. It literally has a physical switch he can flick to turn it to vibrate.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

The most ridiculous part is his phone is an iPhone. It literally has a physical switch he can flick to turn it to vibrate.

He doesnt like the vibrate because it makes his phone jiggle off the table

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

A reddit user posted a selfie with Cobes, so we now know who the 'people who approached them at Walmart' were.

Spoiler: Is it worth it? A new winter coat and shoes for the wife

He said he went to his apartment, but they weren't home, then they found them at Walmart, bought them a bottle of Fireball, and took the selfie. He plans to go back to visit as he 'visits Casper often', asking for 'ideas'.

Spoiler: hay guyes wat should i do next lol

Anyway, I thought, you stupid glass tapper do you want to get doxxed? Thought I'd apply some osint, haven't done it in a while, the kids opsec is not on point. It took less than 10 minutes to find him, oh, yeah he was charged for pepper spraying someone while counter protesting.

Spoiler: Landon the Cosplay Commando

Spoiler: Of course he plays Lacrosse

He's getting shirty with some folk in comments.

Spoiler: Better not upset the reddit BOY

Don't pozload my negholep, I guess.

 

[Drama Fan]

Thanks. Was looking for a way to save that clip.

yt-dlp works on most sites; I use it for youtube, streamble, rumble, odysee, and a bunch more; twitter is the big one that it doesn't work on (but there's lots of websites for that). The base version is just a command line, but all you need to do is go to the folder with the .exe, and do "yt-dlp.exe www.youtube.com/video"

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

A reddit user posted a selfie with Cobes, so we now know who the 'people who approached them at Walmart' were.

Spoiler: Is it worth it? A new winter coat and shoes for the wife

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He said he went to his apartment, but they weren't home, then they found them at Walmart, bought them a bottle of Fireball, and took the selfie. He plans to go back to visit as he 'visits Casper often', asking for 'ideas'.

Spoiler: hay guyes wat should i do next lol

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Anyway, I thought, you stupid glass tapper do you want to get doxxed? Thought I'd apply some osint, haven't done it in a while, the kids opsec is not on point. It took less than 10 minutes to find him, oh, yeah he was charged for pepper spraying someone while counter protesting.

Spoiler: Landon the Cosplay Commando

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Spoiler: Of course he plays Lacrosse

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He's getting shirty with some folk in comments.

Spoiler: Better not upset the reddit BOY

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Don't pozload my negholep, I guess.

Seeing Josh juxtaposed against normal looking people is always something.

 

[Bogliacci]

A reddit user posted a selfie with Cobes, so we now know who the 'people who approached them at Walmart' were.

Spoiler: Is it worth it? A new winter coat and shoes for the wife

View attachment 5846727

He said he went to his apartment, but they weren't home, then they found them at Walmart, bought them a bottle of Fireball, and took the selfie. He plans to go back to visit as he 'visits Casper often', asking for 'ideas'.

Spoiler: hay guyes wat should i do next lol

View attachment 5846730

Anyway, I thought, you stupid glass tapper do you want to get doxxed? Thought I'd apply some osint, haven't done it in a while, the kids opsec is not on point. It took less than 10 minutes to find him, oh, yeah he was charged for pepper spraying someone while counter protesting.

Spoiler: Landon the Cosplay Commando

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Spoiler: Of course he plays Lacrosse

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He's getting shirty with some folk in comments.

Spoiler: Better not upset the reddit BOY

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Don't pozload my negholep, I guess.

I'd hardly call getting a pic out in the wild and giving the boy some wild turkey glass tapping

 

[Triple Flutz]

I'd hardly call getting a pic out in the wild and giving the boy some wild turkey glass tapping

I think it's more the part where he showed up at Cobes' apartment.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I'd hardly call getting a pic out in the wild and giving the boy some wild turkey glass tapping

Reminds me a little bit of Mr. Ween Green. Who are we to judge if Cobra has some fun with a fellow (better groomed) loser? I'm only against it if they're being assholes to Cobes because I'm generally against exploiting retards for lols.

 

[Xenomorph]

Just watched the Part 3 of the Warlord episode, Museum Privilege is a fucking weirdo neghole pozzing prick.
I mean I always knew he was but fuck man he is fucking vile.
But yet Bitesize and the inner circle love sucking his greasy nuts.
Also Bitzesized was cunty talking about that man-faced meth addict Crystle calling her a "dead beat woman with the huge chin" anyone know what went down there?