Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Dad does sound like a bit of an aspie too, but I respect what he said about Josh. Josh is a wierdo, but a harmless one. He keeps his shit together for the most part. He's barely even a lolcow. How many other ones we got that work, have a hobby that makes money, and live independently?
He just makes shitty friend choices, thinks he can curse people by the power of grey scull or some shit and has a propensity for whipping his wang out on camera.
 
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Toasty said:
Dad does sound like a bit of an aspie too, but I respect what he said about Josh. Josh is a wierdo, but a harmless one. He keeps his shit together for the most part. He's barely even a lolcow. How many other ones we got that work, have a hobby that makes money, and live independently?
He just makes shitty friend choices, thinks he can curse people by the power of grey scull or some shit and has a propensity for whipping his wang out on camera.
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yeah well i think you hit the nail right on the head there as to why he's been around so long and still keeps goin. always gaining more subscribers. he's a bit more lovable than some of the others who u just kinda hate. at least that is how it is for me sometimes :)
 
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He is only a danger to himself and his cellphones. Maybe an of age female that lives in Casper.

Josh needs to definitely make better decisions for friends though I do enjoy watching a good ol dumpster fire.

Rant 7/15/2020
 
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Celestia's Little Helper said:
This just in, homeboy Alex Campbell is Cobra's new wandmaking apprentice. When he gets his dream house he's thinking of offering wand making courses. For the life of me I cannot find the exact clip.
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I wonder if the wands Homeboy Alex helped make will be fully loaded with magic?
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I wonder if the wands Homeboy Alex helped make will be fully loaded with magic?
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Cobra has been asked if the wands come pre-loaded with energy on his streams and he insists that they are empty vessels for you to channel your own power through. its his handy excuse just in case someone claims that he sold them a faulty wand because it doesn't "work"

maybe homeboy Alex's wands will be infected with his powerful warlord energy

In today's livestream, Cobra accepts Cooltaste's guitar battle challenge. Youtube user Boppers or "Biggers" orders a pizza for Cobra but forgets the King's address and cancels the order. Cobra fails to read the multiple chat messages and superchats which scream "DON'T GO OUTSIDE FOR PIZZA I MESSED UP" leading to 600 idiots (myself included) staring at his empty throne for 23 minutes. Ignoring the fresh pizza debacle he instead opts to get pissed when he realizes that his Grubhub order from yesterday never arrived, due to him selecting pickup instead of delivery. Having smashed his cellphone in an autistic rage, he has no way to contact Grubhub or the restaurant to resolve the situation. He admits that he and his father came to a mutual agreement that it's best for Clint to hold onto Cobra's debit card to best protect his finances. He stares woefully at the screen, insisting that he is not upset, just chilling. He ends the stream in a somber mood.

The Stream
The Archive

Looking forward to a killer Bitesize TWU
 
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ConsoleWarVet said:

Maybe late but I can't bear to sit through Josh's stream marathons and have to get my info from Bitesize.

Cobes receives a letter from the White House thanking him for doing his part to stop ISIS.
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Same nowadays Ill jus watch bitesize to get my lols as well but sumtimes Ill pop into the DarkLords streams...... but there is so much dead air and him talking about his dry spell lol
 
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Big Nasty said:
Uh, didnt Cobra puke his guts out on a recent stream?

Or perhaps that sort of thing happens frequently?
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It's not uncommon. At least once he's puked on his carpet and just gives it a little cursory wipe, and he gags at the slightest scent of Jack Daniel's while acting like he loves it. Just sexy gothic bad boy things.

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Same nowadays Ill jus watch bitesize to get my lols as well but sumtimes Ill pop into the DarkLords streams...... but there is so much dead air and him talking about his dry spell lol
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Yeah his streams have been kinda unbearable lately, despite being good for content - like the fake Trump letter is one of my favorite cobra moments of all time, up there with the dye incident. Thank god Bitesize, Anonymous, Spooky Tuning and so on exist because I dont think I could bear to listen to him ramble on about dry spells, #blacklivesmatter, trolls, and smelling good for 2 hours.
 
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Some a normal Cobes stream with sum funny/ridiculous singing hahaha........ enjoy

Big Nasty said:
Uh, didnt Cobra puke his guts out on a recent stream?

Or perhaps that sort of thing happens frequently?
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If it did I didn’t see it but yea that’s not uncommon.

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It's not uncommon. At least once he's puked on his carpet and just gives it a little cursory wipe, and he gags at the slightest scent of Jack Daniel's while acting like he loves it. Just sexy gothic bad boy things.



Yeah his streams have been kinda unbearable lately, despite being good for content - like the fake Trump letter is one of my favorite cobra moments of all time, up there with the dye incident. Thank god Bitesize, Anonymous, Spooky Tuning and so on exist because I dont think I could bear to listen to him ramble on about dry spells, #blacklivesmatter, trolls, and smelling good for 2 hours.
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I know Im posting alot rite now but I haven’t look at Cobes thread in a few days......... It depends with my cuz sumtimes wen he’s real drunk or sum ill watch a full stream of his lol.
 
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