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Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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speaking of, cobes drinks too much (99 bananas probably) and reveals his true demon form, totally not annoying at all
best applied dry to your dry clothes. nothing like soaping down your outfit to be the best smelling googly eyed wizard you can be.
best applied dry to your dry clothes. nothing like soaping down your outfit to be the best smelling googly eyed wizard you can be.
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Lol this why I like Cobes..... he's so out there
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is that onlyfans legit lmfao, god bless this man
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totally legit. he's convinced he was swarms of of-age fan girls who want to see his lil cobra in that cock holster somebody sent him.
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I know what I'm doing today, toobz. That's most definitely what's up.
Edit: who has the link to his discord? I want to say hello to the sexy goth bad boy, who kicks ass at playing guitar, has huge muscles, and an 8 inch rager myself.
Edit: who has the link to his discord? I want to say hello to the sexy goth bad boy, who kicks ass at playing guitar, has huge muscles, and an 8 inch rager myself.
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I know balding is a pretty jarring phase when it happens to people but jfc Cobes let it go and get it shaved.
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He already shaved his head.
He thought it would make his hair grow back thicker and he's convinced it did.
It didn't.
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"yeah buddy, listen her- LISTEN HERE TROLLS, I'm not balding, the sides are just growing faster. So get bloooooocked!" How long till his psychosis tells him to kill Clint and the rest of his 'friends'?
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I’ve yet to understand how a 50 year old accountant going through a rough divorce haircut is more goth than a shaved head.
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last time he puked on stream he wiped his mouth off on the inside of his vest and continued to wear it for a few days in the hot summer heat.................
things are getting interesting. this guy chazz razz-something has shown up, claims to be a producer w/ cartoon network/adult swim. he seems to run some gay show the magar hour or mahar hour something and he's interviewed people like sam hyde and some other adult swim ppl. he says he wants josh to do some voice over work. at the same time he also has this "fangirl kate" who seems to be pretending to be into him. will be interesting to see what happens....
things are getting interesting. this guy chazz razz-something has shown up, claims to be a producer w/ cartoon network/adult swim. he seems to run some gay show the magar hour or mahar hour something and he's interviewed people like sam hyde and some other adult swim ppl. he says he wants josh to do some voice over work. at the same time he also has this "fangirl kate" who seems to be pretending to be into him. will be interesting to see what happens....
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Cobes fanbase at reddit are getting paranoid about this Chazz fellow. In Josh's stream he goes by "IAMSPLITTONGUE", but online he goes by Chazz Razz. Full name seems to be Chazz Razzlowski. If you watch Josh's stream he's been dropping multiple donations of $5-$20 mentioning business meetings that he and Josh are setting up. Claims he wants to help Josh get work as a voice actor for cartoons. Also claimed to work on Dragon Ball Z, but later when that was found to be fake, he said he knows Gene Simmons? Also his Uncle is in the band Type-O Negative?
Every time the guy is mentioned in the Cobraverse, the story seems to change. There is so much about this guy online, no way I'm digging through it all. A simple google search of his name, shows he's one of these LA kids looking for fame in whatever way he can find it. I don't know if the guy is harmful. Part of me thinks he's just an LA trustfund freak and wants to showcase a real freak like Josh.
Coincidentally, Josh has had an of age fan girl named Kate hitting him up recently. She wants to bang Josh and is totally not a guy. Little is known about her, she seems to ask Cobes not to talk about her on stream. Some suspect this is Chazz as well. I'm just betting it's two trolls tapping the glass.
He dates a low tier porn star, Daisy Ducati, for whatever that's worth. Here is Chazz is giving a shoutout to the gothic bad boy in his latest video.:
Every time the guy is mentioned in the Cobraverse, the story seems to change. There is so much about this guy online, no way I'm digging through it all. A simple google search of his name, shows he's one of these LA kids looking for fame in whatever way he can find it. I don't know if the guy is harmful. Part of me thinks he's just an LA trustfund freak and wants to showcase a real freak like Josh.
Coincidentally, Josh has had an of age fan girl named Kate hitting him up recently. She wants to bang Josh and is totally not a guy. Little is known about her, she seems to ask Cobes not to talk about her on stream. Some suspect this is Chazz as well. I'm just betting it's two trolls tapping the glass.
He dates a low tier porn star, Daisy Ducati, for whatever that's worth. Here is Chazz is giving a shoutout to the gothic bad boy in his latest video.:
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I'd been following this shit too, and also like you I can barely make heads or tales of it. I assume it's people trying to do like that attempted "inner circle" from years ago. This new incarnation seems like they're trying to hitch their wagon to him almost like an irl streaming mascot or something? I expect it to be shit and I hope the Cobraverse successfully gets them to fuck off, as nobody ever improves a lolcow by trying to take up the mantle of "puppetmaster" for them.
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What mental illness does Josh suffer from? Unlike most if not all the lolcows on this site, Josh is pretty decent. He has an ok self awareness which puts him above Chris Chan. We all had a Josh in high school.
If he had better hygiene and didn't smoke I'd probably chill with him. He really should stop whinging and get a proper job and have his wand business as a side hobby. And also get better friends. I don't think it's pity I feel for him as he makes those poor choices for himself, but I do have a bit of compassion for him.
If he had better hygiene and didn't smoke I'd probably chill with him. He really should stop whinging and get a proper job and have his wand business as a side hobby. And also get better friends. I don't think it's pity I feel for him as he makes those poor choices for himself, but I do have a bit of compassion for him.
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He has autism and probably schizotypal personality disorder on top of that, I think. Clint has confirmed that he is mentally ill, not just autistic, and unable to hold a job.
He exhibits a lot of the magical thinking that is associated with being schizotypal.