Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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wtf i love this guy.

newplort said:
Josh's latest livestream... half belligerently drunk, the other half passed out while darf (bless his soul) struggles to keep up with chat

hes been drunk beyond comprehension a-lot recently,, hope chazz is happy his money is fueling the liquor fire.
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The previous stream is much more coherent.

lol look at this fucking pizza he ordered: double cheese, double cheddar, double bacon, double philly steak, honey bbq sauce, double onions, which he covered in garlic sauce.

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ShiningBrightly said:
paying $20 for a free pizza twu tubes (he used pizza points to get a free medium pizza but added $20 of toppings)
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20$ for a pizza for him is almost unheard of, this
Week must have been bliss for him.


tphreak said:
Tomorrow is the BIG DAY. He's supposed to go to home-dad Clint's house and record his lines in the sound booth Clint built in the garage. Would be pretty funny if he is too hungover to work.
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Josh’s motor functions make him seem hungover all the time, he’s probably go and record off script lines then get plastered after a long days work
 
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SpiceyHuman said:
How does he eat and drink like he does and remain so skinny? (Abit skinny-fat, but I'm amazed hes not overweight)
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He doesn't actually overeat.
Josh eats absolute crap consisting of nothing but fat and carbs every day, but he eats moderate portions in terms of size.
The same can not be said for his drink-combinations, but he's usually broke so he can't really drink that often.
It's pretty much a $40 pizza from Domino's and a bottle of cheap booze when he gets his youtube/wand money and the rest of the month is going to be leftovers or stuff that he get's from his dad.
His new "agent" must've sponsored his latest feasts.
 
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newplort said:
Josh's latest livestream... half belligerently drunk, the other half passed out while darf (bless his soul) struggles to keep up with chat

hes been drunk beyond comprehension a-lot recently,, hope chazz is happy his money is fueling the liquor fire.
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It amazes me how people throw money at a passed out drunk. He probably made $50-75 for passing out for 45 minutes. That’s really something.
 
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Fuck, why do assholes always gotta pozload my negholep? It's never as funny as the lolcows on their own. gj retard
 
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