Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Incel Death Note]

Though I’m looking forward to the crab legs food hack. Has he ever dabbled in crab cuisine?

Masterchef Cobes has indeed

 

[bigphizz]

I feel sorry for the boy. All he wanted was a little burger puss.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

They grew up being told bullying was bad on repeat, but can't resist so they have to make it moral

I'm like 10 pages back but the thing they seem to run with is pedophilia. Which is obviously a good reason to dislike someone, but they can't laugh at cyrax or Larson being crazy, instead they need to see someone try to beat them up for a laugh and go don't feel bad they're a pedophile. Which yeah I guess it's not unwarranted but it doesn't make you morally superior.

 

[Bogliacci]

We are rapidly approaching a deranged/sleepy drunk stream

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Conquistador is not Section 8.

Vouchers are a possibility, but there's usually a long backlog with them and they do strict checks of your income, so that's unlikely for Josh.

 

[Bogliacci]

Conquistador is not Section 8.

Vouchers are a possibility, but there's usually a long backlog with them and they do strict checks of your income, so that's unlikely for Josh.

The only inkling of evidence that he might be is because he already gets SSI otherwise all the evidence points at him not having any sort of housing benefits.

 

[Drama Fan]

This is not what's fucking up. Hopefully Clint can get our boy a new place because IDK if Cobes is capable of that.
Puff is going to be really confused when he unhibernates.

 

[Bogliacci]

"I ordered a fire opal ring for Jessica and if it's not what I ordered, I will destroy that etsy page" *smug smirk*
Oh I love it when he's smug for no reason lmfao

 

[Zjierb]

The irony to me is how reddit tends to stand on some moral high ground while at the same time being the people who actively fuck with others, trying to either ruin them financially or take away their living situations. It's equally funny that I used to mock Josh, at least to some degree, for always citing his "troles" for his problems. At this point I'm largely inclined to believe him.

Looking at Casper there are a few places with cheaper rent than Conquistador (though it's funny that Conquistador is the 5th result when sorted by lowest price). Is Clint paying his rent or is he paying it himself? I don't think he'd qualify for Section 8 given the paperwork involved and his relative incompetence, but I suppose that does expand the places that are options for him.

Autistic Bonnie and Clyde are my favorite lolcow duo.

 

[HiveDull]

I'm very surprised he's calling an eviction this time around. During the first eviction, he would repeat that he WAS NOT evicted and that his lease got termed by his landlord.

I also can't believe he's giving a gendur relations rant after being told he's getting evicted. M'lord has his priorities.

I really wished we knew how much damage he did to apartment 2. I'm in the belief that he topped 6K worth of damage.

Probably less since has hasn't smoked indoors nearly as much or spray painted. I still can't believe he managed to made the unit above his old place unlivable that way.

I think you're right about the spray paint, but I'm fairly sure that Cobes still smokes inside his lair. It's just that we don't see it as often because he doesn't livestream himself doing it.
There's been a couple of streams where you can see smoke wafting around the bug chair. I'm not sure if he got called out on it, but if he did he probably said something like "I don't smoke inside that often. Plus it's not that bad since I open up the window."

 

[Slim Boglim]

“these edibles ain’t shit”
5 minutes later
oh shit I keep forgetting to breathe this is it I’m gonna forget to breathe and die. Okay count every 30 seconds and take a breath. 1… 2… 3… 4…

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

We are rapidly approaching a deranged/sleepy drunk stream

At least he's having a good time!

I really wished we knew how much damage he did to apartment 2. I'm in the belief that he topped 6K worth of damage.

If it's true they couldn't rent the apartment above him due to the smell of cigarettes and spray paint, his total cost could be way higher than that!

 

[Bogliacci]

I'm very surprised he's calling an eviction this time around. During the first eviction, he would repeat that he WAS NOT evicted and that his lease got termed by his landlord.

It took a day for Clint to give him that cope, when he first got the news he was saying he was being evicted

 

[Marci96]

This shit is all bullshit and it doesn't affect Josh in any way. At the end of the day, Clint will find a new place and take care of Cobes like always

 

[TV's Adam West]

“Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love”

 

[Bogliacci]

What would be phenomenal is if he does another cover of hit the road jack

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Welp he's keeping moving day under wraps but at least he's doing a cover of one of his own songs

 

[Sicko Hunter]

This shit is all bullshit and it doesn't affect Josh in any way. At the end of the day, Clint will find a new place and take care of Cobes like always

"Getting evicted from your home of 4 years doesn't affect you in any way" Can you post something not mind numbly retarded for once or just fuck off?

 

[stupid fufu]

cobra's cantina

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Welp he's keeping moving day under wraps but at least he's doing a cover of one of his own songs

Tastiest drink combos you've ever seen-a!

God damn his music is so funny. Pretty great stream so far!

Forget about your troubles, at Cobras Cantina!