Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[hector85]

And here he is

https://www.bbb.org/us/il/palos-hil...services/td-merchant-consulting-0654-88277250

wow that reads like a scam lol. multi trillion dollar business? totally believable from someone whose email address looks like something some retarded Nigerian would use in their phishing scheme.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Spoiler: Anotha one!

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Say Hi to Tom everyone!

His real first name is Haytham* and he has some criminal records from 2007-2015

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Let's celebrate with a dank drink combo, doodts. Beer and moonshine mixed up in an exquisid concoction, served in a dank green martini glass that would make Cobra's Cantina proud.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Russel Greer would be a better wingman than Cobes would be a business partner.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Let's celebrate with a dank drink combo, doodts. Beer and moonshine mixed up in an exquisid concoction, served in a dank green martini glass that would make Cobra's Cantina proud.

The brewing company that made the beer he's using is called "black tooth brewing company" LOL

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Tom Haythem's facebook accounts
Facebook #1
Facebook #2

Spoiler: Dude looks like he's got cancer

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

That and losing his pet lizard seemed to really get them worked up.

Because redditors are your typical loser commie child free faggot who have 'fur babies' and assign human consciousness to animals.

 

[Giant Machine]

Let's celebrate with a dank drink combo, doodts. Beer and moonshine mixed up in an exquisid concoction, served in a dank green martini glass that would make Cobra's Cantina proud.

Gotta make a PalosHillsHaythemHasslers sockpuppet on reddit lol

 

[Incel Death Note]

wow that reads like a scam lol. multi trillion dollar business? totally believable from someone whose email address looks like something some retarded Nigerian would use in their phishing scheme.

So he's a shady arab shyster. YES sir i have TRILLION DOLLAR business opportunity for YOU today sir!!! Not sure why he hates zionism so much, he's just a jew with darker skin and lower IQ.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I can't wait for the seethe and the dilate phase.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Don't forget the farms, Haythem! How prophetic. Drink combos all round. When Haythem finds out he's gonna be mad as hell. Better start archiving his rageposts on reddit boys!

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Haha, fantastic work! Cross referenced to CCS reddit account!

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e. @Giant Machine beat me to it!

What's the odds that his 'business' is some pyramid scam?

Why post in hobby subs with your dedicated retard harassment account?

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

What's up , py-ROESSSS

Why post in hobby subs with your dedicated retard harassment account?

 

[deeman]

Tom Haythem's facebook accounts
Facebook #1
Facebook #2

Spoiler: Dude looks like he's got cancer

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Hello fellow SIMS 2 character!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Why post in hobby subs with your dedicated retard harassment account?

Does' Boglim's Razor apply to Alogs too? Because if you have to ask, it's because he's retarded is the simplest explanation.

 

[Deez Nuts]

Why post in hobby subs with your dedicated retard harassment account?

We don’t catch the smart ones



Pretty sure true players don’t spend all their time on reddit harrasing harmless drunks on ssi, but maybe I am not a true player.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Ahh you love to see it. I wish we could get the guys constantly texting Cobes every day. Imagine how much bricks he’d shit getting troll texts. See how he likes it.

It’s like they always say: the best way not to get doxxed is to not make somebody want to doxx you or at least make it not worth the trouble

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Ahh you love to see it. I wish we could get the guys constantly texting Cobes every day. Imagine how much bricks he’d shit getting troll texts. See how he likes it.

It’s like they always say: the best way not to get doxxed is to not make somebody want to doxx you or at least make it not worth the trouble

If only there was a way to remotely hack his phone and change his ringtone to AWOOOOOGA. That would be the ultimate karmic justice.

 

[Galeocerdo]

Well, if he says so, then it must be fine then. Everyone tells the truth about themselves and nobody would ever lie.

You seem like someone who won't accept that a lolcow can be just some basically innocent retard who's easily trolled, to you it HAS to be someone who's either already a pedophile/sex weirdo/criminal or is one waiting to happen ready to be exposed.
Yes Cyraxx was this, Cyraxx had a family history of pedophilia and had a ridiculous home life (not an excuse) which fed into his mania.
Yes, Chris Chan was this, I don't need to recount his bullshit but yeah, you can understand why.
Cobra has at least got a dad in his life who plays an active role in keeping a hovering presence around Cobra to keep him from (most) dumb bullshit, Cobra had what would've been seen as an "ok" early adult life by lolcow standards. People have spent 10 years almost obsessively trying to trap Cobra in Pedo-stings, trying to admit he likes children or something similar and he's consistently shown nothing but disdain when people try this. He barely speaks to anyone outside of his livestreams (I know he has a discord but it's a locked down private group, full of people who moderate who talks to him quite fiercely) and he tends to shut down any contact with people he perceives to be trolls. I don't believe he is like most as well as he makes a point of being incredibly distrustful and wary of other lolcows (He knows about Cyraxx and hates him, hates CWC and hates him, etc) and doesn't really make defences for them unlike others.

 

[Cheeseknife]

You seem like someone who won't accept that a lolcow can be just some basically innocent retard who's easily trolled, to you it HAS to be someone who's either already a pedophile/sex weirdo/criminal or is one waiting to happen ready to be exposed.
Yes Cyraxx was this, Cyraxx had a family history of pedophilia and had a ridiculous home life (not an excuse) which fed into his mania.
Yes, Chris Chan was this, I don't need to recount his bullshit but yeah, you can understand why.

The fact that you're asking why I can't accept something and then proceed into two examples that lead to why someone would come to that conclusion means I don't really have to say much else. This is coping, guy.

But, like I said, I've never supported the KF financially and I've no say over what Null does with his money. It's his to do with as he pleases.