Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ChefOptimusCunt]

So did they break up last night? Jessica throws these pity parties constantly because emotional manipulation is second nature to BPD's. Did Cobes ever confirm that they're done?

There's not a lizards chance in a Wyoming winter that they're broken up for good. 2 days tops and she'll guilt him into an apology. This being "news" is a little retarded to me, but I'm also a newfag so it is what is is toobz

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Would you guys be more or less mad if I told you I didn't actually come from the subreddit?

it would make me happy if you killed yourself

 

[Jew-ish]

Prove cobra is a pedophile or kill yourself. Benign sperg remarks from 10 years ago don't count. Retards who don't leave their apartment are a non-threat and you'd know that as you probably are one too.

Fucking reddit crusaders man. Funny how the site supposedly designed as a place to make trannys seethe and document lolcow activity has less retarded and weird users than normalfag reddit.

To be fair, reddit autists are fake, Kiwifarms autists are the autism special forces, or "Train Team 6" if you will.

Most folk over there are slaves to the updoot. If Pavlov was still alive, his jaw would drop seeing the reddit social experiment play out. This is before he kills himself because of the trannys of course, but I digress...

I want a kiwifarms/king cobra "no sickos" silver coin. Better yet, I want sign ups for the site temporarily closed, announce the coin, and then just watch them seeth on their discords. A man can dream...

 

[The Queen of Autists]

The police sirens in the distance as she ends the stream really enhances the psychotic atmosphere.

If I didn’t know who Cobes was and had no context for this clip, I’d assume that Josh was dead in the next room and the cops were about to siege her house.

Naked and Screaming

 

[Twinkie]

There's no point giving a user the pink triangle if you're all just going to keep taking their bait like idiots.

 

[Hennimore]

To be fair, reddit autists are fake, Kiwifarms autists are the autism special forces, or "Train Team 6" if you will.

Most folk over there are slaves to the updoot. If Pavlov was still alive, his jaw would drop seeing the reddit social experiment play out. This is before he kills himself because of the trannys of course, but I digress...

I want a kiwifarms/king cobra "no sickos" silver coin. Better yet, I want sign ups for the site temporarily closed, announce the coin, and then just watch them seeth on their discords. A man can dream...

I'd unironically buy a KingCobra challenge coin lol

"I served in the KingCobraJFS War on Sickos."

 

[I'm Retarded?]

I feel bad for cobra. He deserves better than this, anyone does.

he's the one who decided to let this disgusting bitch get her pussy slime on him (imagine the smell). anybody could tell it was a horrifying situation as soon as he started showing her off. let this be a lesson to all of you, that obsessing over getting your dick wet can and will lead you down some dark roads. protect yourselves, kiwifriends. namaste.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

(imagine the smell).

We don't have to, Cobes confirmed it smelled like Wendy's in an attempt to sound endearing.

 

[Bogliacci]

We don't have to imagine the smell, it smells like Wendy's

 

[You're MDNWU]

want a kiwifarms/king cobra "no sickos" silver coin

I'd buy one of every 1oz lolcow coin just to say I have the Kiwi Collection™ 2024 edition.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Just noting it looks like NAL has court in June. I wonder if this is something she’d have to come back for if she was in Wyoming by then

Unless for some insane reason she wants to take it to court, no, that's just an infraction which is an extremely minor misdemeanor. She'll pay a fine for it and not have to show up for anything. No different from a regular speeding ticket.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

We don't have to, Cobes confirmed it smelled like Wendy's in an attempt to sound endearing.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

What would the new chat be named? Boglim Bantz? TWU Discussion? Circle Of Protection? Deathbed Records? The Clocktower?

 

[Bogliacci]

Just want the trailer era to begin already toobz

 

[monkeypickle967]

Unless for some insane reason she wants to take it to court, no, that's just an infraction which is an extremely minor misdemeanor. She'll pay a fine for it and not have to show up for anything. No different from a regular speeding ticket.

mom and dad will pay the fine

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Naked and Screaming

naked and skitzo

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Boglim Chronicles just uploaded an edit of a video Cobes posted to Facebook late last night/early this morning. It seems the troles have managed to get his YouTube channel suspended for two weeks again, TMDNWU to- ...Facebook. I hope these faggots didn't just cuck us out of the epilogue to the dank crab leg videos.

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The hallway monitors are still reporting his channel as retaliation for losing the sub. Imagine hating content this much.

Probably an unpopular opinion here, but I'm neutral on reportfags brigading his channel. He'll just move to "doin' his thaaang" on Facebook streams of a few people (all being clip/highlight channels) and the paypigs will have less avenues to throw money at him. There's never been a real shortage of content even in his other temp bans. The worst has come from Methica showing him that after 10 years you can turn off put a post-it note on the webcam and mute the stream. Now we don't get to see or hear him make an ass of himself in front of delivery drivers or his dad.

There were plenty of extremely creative and artistic people on the reddit, it would be cool if they posted here.

Cobra and DSP really have the best troll artists, both physical and musical.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'd unironically buy a KingCobra challenge coin lol

"I served in the KingCobraJFS War on Sickos."

The cobes coin would be the ultimate own to the A Logs. Even after hundreds of years, that silver coin of Cobra will remain.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Probably an unpopular opinion here, but I'm neutral on reportfags brigading his channel. He'll just move to "doin' his thaaang" on Facebook streams of a few people (all being clip/highlight channels) and the paypigs will have less avenues to throw money at him. There's never been a real shortage of content even in his other temp bans.

Isn't Facebook far more strict than youtube? How long do you think a Facebook Cobra would last? I don't see him figuring out Rumble if worse came to worse. Why not just leave Josh alone and enjoy the 'ments?

 

[demicolon]

Is she wearing a chainmail bikini?