Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Hennimore]

You would think Josh would have learned by now that his channel seems to get suspended every time he uses a children's app to make fart videos but here we are again. Karma decided the boy was riding too high lately and had to gently remind him that it's fate, not him, that's at the helm of this crazy train.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I feel bad for her geriatric parents. Dealing with a 40 year old, emotionally stunted retard who drinks like a mule.

I don't. We all have choices.

 

[Lathe Accident]

A license for cats? In the freedom country? That also says the report was filed yesterday

Based on who made the complaint it could be a neighbor getting upset over Jessica's outside cats messing up their yard. The charges may be the only thing the police/animal control could actually pin on her.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Just need to make this as clear as possible Naked and laughing breasts gross me out sexually.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Pre-cooked crab legs... Who buys these?! Just cook your own damn crab legs. It takes five minutes FFS...

Crab is almost always sold precooked unless you're buying live crabs.

 

[Twinkie]

A license for cats? In the freedom country? That also says the report was filed yesterday

Dogs and cats are required to have a LOISENCE, updated yearly(?), in many municipalities as a rabies control measure (you get the license and tag when you vax your pet for rabies). It's basically a fee to help offset the cost of animal control services.

99% of the time no one cares about this, I don't think most pet owners even know. It's very rarely enforced but if NAL/her cat were being a real nuisance that's probably why services got involved and she was cited.

 

[monkeypickle967]

A license for cats? In the freedom country? That also says the report was filed yesterday

yeah it says incident was on 4/8 and report filed 4/9. i was doing some digging trying to find anything about the craigslist home depot thing.
a cat license is literally like $10 lol

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

ANOTHER 6 YEARS OF HAND FUCKING FOR THE BOY

 

[Hennimore]

ANOTHER 6 YEARS OF HAND FUCKING FOR THE BOY

Fuck your own black nail polished hand is goth as fuck. TMDWU

 

[Deez Nuts]

Dogs and cats are required to have a LOISENCE, updated yearly(?), in many municipalities as a rabies control measure (you get the license and tag when you vax your pet for rabies). It's basically a fee to help offset the cost of animal control services.

99% of the time no one cares about this, I don't think most pet owners even know. It's very rarely enforced but if NAL/her cat were being a real nuisance that's probably why services got involved and she was cited.

She must have been a real POS to them cause they usually take an “educational” approach before giving out tickets/fines/charges.

 

[ASeabear8952]

There's not a lizards chance in a Wyoming winter that they're broken up for good. 2 days tops and she'll guilt him into an apology. This being "news" is a little retarded to me, but I'm also a newfag so it is what is is toobz

I’ll be very surprised if this “breakup” is permanent. Reminder that this isn’t the first time that they’ve “broken up.”

 

[TheTourist]

She must have been a real POS to them cause they usually take an “educational” approach before giving out tickets/fines/charges.

NAL is absolutely an example of how your attitude affects how people treat you, which can spiral into self-fulfilling insanity when you're lacking the self awareness needed to get your act together. Therein lies an educational lesson.

 

[Chongqing]

99% of the time no one cares about this, I don't think most pet owners even know. It's very rarely enforced but if NAL/her cat were being a real nuisance that's probably why services got involved and she was cited.

Total speculation, I bet she was rude to the vet and refused to pay for stuff.

 

[Steinercard]

My sides are in orbit

Jessica is tard sobbing about Courtney while a frantic Cobra calls
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Lads be careful, Water hags have been known to paralyze people with their shrieks.

 

[Sammich]

Dogs and cats are required to have a LOISENCE, updated yearly(?), in many municipalities as a rabies control measure (you get the license and tag when you vax your pet for rabies). It's basically a fee to help offset the cost of animal control services.

99% of the time no one cares about this, I don't think most pet owners even know. It's very rarely enforced but if NAL/her cat were being a real nuisance that's probably why services got involved and she was cited.

The only reason I knew about this was a landlord being a stickler about it.

 

[Muze]

Fuck your own black nail polished hand is goth as fuck. TMDWU

Lol ... it is the most Goth girlfriend hes ever had. TWU

 

[The Blast of Us]

I’ll be very surprised if this “breakup” is permanent. Reminder that this isn’t the first time that they’ve “broken up.”

When you see some screenshots of NAL's face it looks like she has Bell's Palsy. What makes this funny to me is the videos show she is actually in control of those faces she pulls.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

What are the odds of them getting back together in the next 24 hours?

It'll be something like, "We were never broken up dood, the troles just got to her and she was fucking pissed off. Fuck the troles, they can't get laid."

 

[WelperHelper99]

He boiled it for like an hour in butter, garlic, bud light platinum, white wine, and a ton of lemon juice. That's the most Boglim shit I've heard since the bogrito.

I'd still try it. I'll take one for the team, even if the meat has all the flavor of burnt rubber, someone has to do it.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

I’ll be very surprised if this “breakup” is permanent. Reminder that this isn’t the first time that they’ve “broken up.”

Back when milord had a spine, broke up with her for calling him "egotistic."