Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Cobra and NAL being on Fishtank together would be incredible content. NAL freaking the fuck out in a fit of jealousy, completely oblivious to the fact she is one of the only females in the world willing to sleep with him, while Cobra is either trying to calm his bog witch down or in a corner completely disassociating with reality.
 
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Great stream @SeizureRobot5000

I'm intrigued by your "A special blonde" project. Sounds hilarious.

I've actually listened to the whole thing and it is unhinged. It's funny because you can easily identify the parts he had help with and the parts that are pure bog. The shit he thinks is normal and accepted are crazy. The raping, the homophobic slurring, the casual violence... wow. Good stuff.

My favorite part might be his Gary Sue, Antonio Valentine with his bulging biceps and looks from a "steamy romance novel". Or that everybody smokes.

I'm laughing to myself imagining your animations depicting his story. Are you going to use the original recording or have voice actors? Gotta go with the original, stutters and repetitions included. Hearing him struggle to read his own words really adds a certain... cobra flavor.

Any ways I like the new concepts yall are kicking around for snake bones. They sound promising.

Ps is there any way to see the vid that was supposed to be tonight's trailer?

Pps Ballpark Franks was good tonight. An asset to the production. I never got bored and wasn't ready for the stream to end.

It was also good to hear you guys dunking on the bograven. Gotta keep it in a constant state of SQUISH.
 
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UncommonParlence said:
Great stream @SeizureRobot5000
I'm intrigued by your "A special blonde" project. Sounds hilarious.
I've actually listened to the whole thing and it is unhinged. It's funny because you can easily identify the parts he had help with and the parts that are pure bog. The shit he thinks is normal and accepted are crazy. The raping, the homophobic slurring, the casual violence... wow. Good stuff.
My favorite part might be his Gary Sue, Antonio Valentine with his bulging biceps and looks from a "steamy romance novel". Or that everybody smokes.
I'm laughing to myself imagining your animations depicting his story. Are you going to use the original recording or have voice actors? Gotta go with the original, stutters and repetitions included. Hearing him struggle to read his own words really adds a certain... cobra flavor.
Any ways I like the new concepts yall are kicking around for snake bones. They sound promising.
Ps is there any way to see the vid that was supposed to be tonight's trailer?
Pps Ballpark Franks was good tonight. An asset to the production. I never got bored and wasn't ready for the stream to end.
It was also good to hear you guys dunking on the bograven. Gotta keep it in a constant state of SQUISH.
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lol I hope you don't mind me sizing down the font just so that the text doesn't take up as much space. I haven't met many people who have listened to the entirety of Cobra's story, it can be a grueling listen if anything because the audio quality is so bad. However when you can actually understand the entire story it becomes amazing. There are a considerable number of old gay men in the story, who either shoot themselves in the head or own fashion boutiques. It's insanely funny to me how he makes EVERYONE chain smoke; the main character, her mom, her best friend, the love interest, they are all perpetually smoking throughout the story.

I've done some of the reading by myself to see how it matches with the animations, but I'm not thrilled with it so far. I like what you're getting at with using the original audio... adobe has a free AI thing that can clean up even the worst audio, I'm going to give it a spin and see how well it does.

Here's the vid that was meant to be the trailer, you may have seen it already... I just really wanted to have it play when people saw the "starts in x hours" thing when waiting for the livestream. I have a pretty good theory as to why it wouldn't work but it's not important.

Really glad you enjoyed BPF and the stream in general. NAL is horrible and will likely go down as the worst thing to ever happen to Cobra.
 
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Molly Millions said:
My sides are in orbit

Jessica is tard sobbing about Courtney while a frantic Cobra calls
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Her trying to gather sympathy by fake crying is hilarious, she does that 2-3 times during the video. Speaks normally, then immediately starts crying, and when the outcome isn't in her favor, she goes back to speaking normally.
 
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New line is looking good
 
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something to do with his old license plate. pretty sure he mentioned a movie somewhere else too but couldn’t find the comment again.
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Alright this is the last time im going on an u-boat sperg because reddit fags labeled him a nazi because of the logo.

The Laughing Sawfish was the personal insignia of Heinrich Lehmann-Willenbrock who has been in the Reichsmarine since the Weimar Republic. When Lehmann-Willenbroc took command of the 9th. Flotilla, the Laughing Sawfish was assigned as the flotilla insignia.

Heinrich Lehmann-Willenbrock was never in the nazi party or a self proclaimed nazi and The Laughing Sawfish was made popular in the US with the war movie "Das Boot" following the U-96
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Ladies and Gentlemen and gender non-conforming-whatever-the-fucks I am pleased to report that goofy youtuber still has not corrected his stupid thumbnail. Let me explain for those unfamiliar with this bit of lore. A Redditor made a shitpost about the mai lai massacre and photoshopped the king into a black-and-white pic of the events because he looks like a Vietnam vet. A lazy journalist writing a piece on the killings sourced the subreddit and that image without paying attention to what it was (it's now fixed) and a lazier youtuber sourced that article for his video. And so while the article is corrected, the shitpost is gone with the sub erased, it pleases me to see the pic lives on in shitty clickbait content farm youtube slop
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I loathe and despise this guy. Whenever that thoroughly punchable face arrives in my feed I immediately click 'don't show me videos from this creator again' but he has soooo many channels.
 
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SeizureRobot5000 said:
Really glad you enjoyed BPF and the stream in general. NAL is horrible and will likely go down as the worst thing to ever happen to Cobra
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The streams with BPD are fun and his knowledge on our Boy is top notch.

Agreed on NAL. I checked out the moment she came over and I haven't really bothered until just recently she left (again). She just feels like the Chaz saga but Cobes gets his dick slimey and he can't skip out on any meetings.
 
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Ladies and Gentlemen and gender non-conforming-whatever-the-fucks I am pleased to report that goofy youtuber still has not corrected his stupid thumbnail. Let me explain for those unfamiliar with this bit of lore. A Redditor made a shitpost about the mai lai massacre and photoshopped the king into a black-and-white pic of the events because he looks like a Vietnam vet. A lazy journalist writing a piece on the killings sourced the subreddit and that image without paying attention to what it was (it's now fixed) and a lazier youtuber sourced that article for his video. And so while the article is corrected, the shitpost is gone with the sub erased, it pleases me to see the pic lives on in shitty clickbait content farm youtube slop
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I hate Gooks more than I love the corps. Anyways, my unit is surrounded, you don't have to send me air support at grid coordinates R 25744 90214, but if you do it'd be greatly appreciated.
 
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