Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

God I hope seizure does a Snake Bones on Cobes' various relics of fail. There's so much stuff to cover since the green basement era. Wands, staffs, hats, tools, drink combo chalices....

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

God I hope seizure does a Snake Bones on Cobes' various relics of fail. There's so much stuff to cover since the green basement era. Wands, staffs, hats, tools, drink combo chalices....

At the end of the recent stream, Seizure said that there is a relics Snake Bones in the works! That's going to be fantastic. There are so many!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

At the end of the recent stream, Seizure said that there is a relics Snake Bones in the works! That's going to be fantastic. There are so many!

That's what I was referencing. We need a complete timeline of the pie high hat's decay.

 

[Your Landlord]

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Did someone send her some Redbubble Cobra merch? Because that site is a hidden goldmine of unofficial Kingcobra stuff.

 

[Your Landlord]

Did someone send her some Redbubble Cobra merch? Because that site is a hidden goldmine of unofficial Kingcobra stuff.

From what I remember her saying, Josh sent it to her. She said she wished she could have chosen the picture.
Thanks for informing me of redbubble.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

From what I remember her saying, Josh sent it to her. She said she wished she could have chosen the picture.
Thanks for informing me of redbubble.

TWU don't mention it. I may or may not have purchased a Boglim sticker and a Cobra Craft Handmade wands sticker to slap on my PC case a couple years ago...

 

[Janny Jewsh]

I wish Jessica had her own thread so I could ignore it.

what is it with KyrwaFarms and taking ages to make threads for notorious lolcows?

Jessica oozes sour milk and yet doesn't even have her own thread

You don't even need your OP to be detailed

The lazy fuck who wrote the Sam Hyde thread just scribbled a few lines and that thread has hundreds of pages now. Lazy fatass hasn't even bothered to edit the OP since

So don't worry about perfection.
Somebody just write up the damn thread(s) already

and no i can't do it myself because i don't know anything about the bitch

 

[Poop Shoot]

what is it with KyrwaFarms and taking ages to make threads for notorious lolcows?

Jessica oozes sour milk and yet doesn't even have her own thread

You don't even need your OP to be detailed

The lazy fuck who wrote the Sam Hyde thread just scribbled a few lines and that thread has hundreds of pages now. Lazy fatass hasn't even bothered to edit the OP since

So don't worry about perfection.
Somebody just write up the damn thread(s) already

and no i can't do it myself because i don't know anything about the bitch

Bruh it’s always “so easy” when it’s someone else’s time you’re volunteering.
Be the change you want to see. I believe in you.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

what is it with KyrwaFarms and taking ages to make threads for notorious lolcows?
Jessica oozes sour milk and yet doesn't even have her own thread

I honestly don't mind having Jessicasperging being in this thread. Jessica is really only relevant in relation to Cobes, outside of being a gorlworld footnote.

 

[Sugriva]

I honestly don't mind having Jessicasperging being in this thread. Jessica is really only relevant in relation to Cobes, outside of being a gorlworld footnote.

I don't care enough about Jessica to go and read a thread specifically about her, but I will read posts about her if I'm already here checking up on Cobes.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

what is it with KyrwaFarms and taking ages to make threads for notorious lolcows?

Jessica oozes sour milk and yet doesn't even have her own thread

You don't even need your OP to be detailed

The lazy fuck who wrote the Sam Hyde thread just scribbled a few lines and that thread has hundreds of pages now. Lazy fatass hasn't even bothered to edit the OP since

So don't worry about perfection.
Somebody just write up the damn thread(s) already

and no i can't do it myself because i don't know anything about the bitch

is there even any enjoyment that can be gained from a NAL thread? the only time shes really funny or anything is when shes around someone like cobes. NAL on her own is just repetitive. she is either fighting with the chat or ignoring the stream all together. then every few days she gets far too drunk and has a screaming fight with her parents or herself or someone in her chat then she cries in the bathtub.

thats all she really does on her own and i think because of her connections to gorl world anything actually amusing she does will be archived by someone anyway so a thread is not really needed. now if a cobraverse sub forum was made NAL should for sure have her own thread.

 

[lavenderfella]

is there even any enjoyment that can be gained from a NAL thread? the only time shes really funny or anything is when shes around someone like cobes. NAL on her own is just repetitive. she is either fighting with the chat or ignoring the stream all together. then every few days she gets far too drunk and has a screaming fight with her parents or herself or someone in her chat then she cries in the bathtub.

thats all she really does on her own and i think because of her connections to gorl world anything actually amusing she does will be archived by someone anyway so a thread is not really needed. now if a cobraverse sub forum was made NAL should for sure have her own thread.

i feel like you could say that about other lolcows as well. ive been thinking why there hasnt been a thread made on her, especially because i'll want to see if theres an update or discussion on josh only to see the hag for three pages straight. i get where youre coming from though; all she does is cry and get drunk and whine about josh leaving her, and fishing for compliments. i like to see her rage every once in awhile but other than that its boring. the only time shes interesting outside of that is when shes with josh in casper, but then shes just a legitimate danger to the bog

 

[JaneThough]

Bruh it’s always “so easy” when it’s someone else’s time you’re volunteering.
Be the change you want to see. I believe in you.

This! There's nothing more faggy than complaining that your fav lolcow doesn't have a thread when you have the ability to make one. Why should we do the work for you?

 

[Kweeksilva]

i feel like you could say that about other lolcows as well. ive been thinking why there hasnt been a thread made on her, especially because i'll want to see if theres an update or discussion on josh only to see the hag for three pages straight. i get where youre coming from though; all she does is cry and get drunk and whine about josh leaving her, and fishing for compliments. i like to see her rage every once in awhile but other than that its boring. the only time shes interesting outside of that is when shes with josh in casper, but then shes just a legitimate danger to the bog

I have to say I'm a gorlworld inteloper and I literally come here just to read NAL. I find Josh extremely boring and only interesting when she's involved. There is definitely an audience who want a NAL thread, I would check it constantly. Us Gorlworld people are used to cows that are boring for extended periods and have the occasional outburst, for us we enjoy watching the slow evolution of a cow, it's a waiting game

 

[Your Landlord]

I don't care enough about Jessica to go and read a thread specifically about her, but I will read posts about her if I'm already here checking up on Cobes.

It wouldn't only benefit us by organizing the thread better so we avoid 4 pages of pure NaL comments, but it would give the gorls a place to focus on her too. I'd reckon they would be the biggest demographic in the thread. NaL has been posted here for at least a couple years now sporadically, why not condense it all?

 

[ClandestineX]

Where is he at, im bored.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Where is he at, im bored.

Suspended from YouTube for 2 weeks thanks to the redditors reporting his Talking Tom fart video.

 

[ClandestineX]

Suspended from YouTube for 2 weeks thanks to the redditors reporting his Talking Tom fart video.

Oh damn, reddit fags at it again.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Suspended from YouTube for 2 weeks thanks to the redditors reporting his Talking Tom fart video.

This is his second strike in 90 days right? That means he's one away from perma deletion (for that channel). I know he'll just spin up another, but that's a lot of content that could go to the ether.