Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but we had toys called boglins many moons ago. They're extremely on-brand.
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TrainWreckSpotter said:
How is he not fatter than he is? He spends his days sitting on his butt, eating impossibly high caloric monstrosities and drinking really sugary alcoholic concoctions.
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He eats a food hack over the course of 3 days usually, so he's not actually eating that much. However he's recently started eating fast food more frequently and the mead is a new thing, it's finally catching up to him.

And I wouldn't be surprised if he throws up whatever is in his guts at least once every couple days. I also remember seeing a theory about how his guts are so fucked by all the drinking that they dont even work right and he doesn't absorb calories, it just comes out the other end as a soup. :cryblood:
 
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中华人民共和国的政治 said:
He eats a food hack over the course of 3 days usually, so he's not actually eating that much. However he's recently started eating fast food more frequently and the mead is a new thing, it's finally catching up to him.

And I wouldn't be surprised if he throws up whatever is in his guts at least once every couple days. I also remember seeing a theory about how his guts are so fucked by all the drinking that they dont even work right and he doesn't absorb calories, it just comes out the other end as a soup. :cryblood:
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His metabolism is def starting to slow down with all the smoking and drinking on top of normal aging, and sitting in the dog chair 34 hours a day doesnt help either
 
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Since we are in a bit of a content drought right now I have a question for you guys, what is in your opinion the most vile thing Cobes has ever cooked? Really think about it before writing your post. For me it has to be either the burrito he cooked then left out for two days which got infested with little bugs or the deep frted avacado he cooked in rancid oil.
 
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Bogliacci said:
His metabolism is def starting to slow down with all the smoking and drinking on top of normal aging, and sitting in the dog chair 34 hours a day doesnt help either
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He’s huffing and puffing (rip) while making his pizza abomination.

The boy sounds straight dusted at the beginning of the food hack video, as well.

Per my calculations, he spent roughly $28 before DoorDash fees On that pizza he left sitting out for 10-12hrs — and then put damn near $20 worth of growshrees on top. Never change, Jord.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Since we are in a bit of a content drought right now I have a question for you guys, what is in your opinion the most vile thing Cobes has ever cooked? Really think about it before writing your post. For me it has to be either the burrito he cooked then left out for two days which got infested with little bugs or the deep frted avacado he cooked in rancid oil.
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I'm goin to keep it simple and say the mtn dew jalapeno hard boiled eggs that were stewin for who knows how long, and ended up looking like century eggs. Must've stank out the lair for days.
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The burger that diarrhea'd all down his arms is up there too.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
what is in your opinion the most vile thing Cobes has ever cooked?
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I can't think of anything that tops that burrito hack.
Even if wasn't overbaked for hours
Even if it hadn't sat out for days
Even if it didn't have bugs
Even before all of that. It contained spam, fish, and fucking eggs because it was originally a breakfast burrito. that combination :cryblood: I gagged watching that, even before the bug reveal.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Since we are in a bit of a content drought right now I have a question for you guys, what is in your opinion the most vile thing Cobes has ever cooked? Really think about it before writing your post. For me it has to be either the burrito he cooked then left out for two days which got infested with little bugs or the deep frted avacado he cooked in rancid oil.
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My go to answer for this will always be the cheasy pasta. Absolutely disgusting recipe, made worse by the fact that he used a dirty pot full of boiled egg residue from the day prior.

 
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