Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Sicko Hunter]

My go to answer for this will always be the cheasy pasta. Absolutely disgusting recipe, made worse by the fact that he used a dirty pot full of boiled egg residue from the day prior.

Not even Cobes with all his tastebuds burnt out could pretend this was good he takes like two bites in the video then stops eating lol

 

[NaggotFigger]

My go to answer for this will always be the cheasy pasta. Absolutely disgusting recipe, made worse by the fact that he used a dirty pot full of boiled egg residue from the day prior.

Absolutely disgusting scrumptious. Cobes really know how to master cooking to the point he is on par with the best chefs in the world dood. Put aside, it looks absolutely disgusting, much like his high-calories ungodly cookings and drinks that nobody but the Boglim himself eats. You are smoking real good shit, boy.

I wish I could just go back to not having read this thread

We all do, but we are forever stuck in the Boglim's swampy grotto that stinks to high hell and reeks of smokes from bongs and cigarette butts. At least Shrek is better than what you are living as a sexy bad man, boy.

I'm goin to keep it simple and say the mtn dew jalapeno hard boiled eggs that were stewin for who knows how long, and ended up looking like century eggs. Must've stank out the lair for days.
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The burger that diarrhea'd all down his arms is up there too.

And unsurprisingly, Cobes does not actually eat or drink most of his "creations", and him of all people is the cook of his own food that made everybody turn away from how foul they are, including the Boglim occassionally. And what a greasy fucking burger.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Probably the Bogrito for me as well. As for worst drink, easily the Valentines Day love potion from last year.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

How is he not fatter than he is? He spends his days sitting on his butt, eating impossibly high caloric monstrosities and drinking really sugary alcoholic concoctions.

Praise Cobra’s magic!

 

[Deez Nuts]

Probably the Bogrito for me as well. As for worst drink, easily the Valentines Day love potion from last year.

I worked tho. It took a year but it worked.

 

[Umaibae]

Since we are in a bit of a content drought right now I have a question for you guys, what is in your opinion the most vile thing Cobes has ever cooked? Really think about it before writing your post. For me it has to be either the burrito he cooked then left out for two days which got infested with little bugs or the deep frted avacado he cooked in rancid oil.

Three words:

Dank Apple Pie

 

[a bar of tactical soap]

He doesn't eat most of the shit he makes either. I don't think he could have ate those crab legs if he tried. I tried to look up what happens if you boil them for 8 hours...but even the retards at Quora haven't tried it before.

Chatgpt gives two possible outcomes. I am highly retarded so I might have left out or assumed an ingredient or two BUUUUUUUT

Assuming pre cooked crab legs:

Boiling pre-cooked snow crab legs for 8 hours in a mixture of beer, wine, butter, garlic salt, and lemon juice would likely result in an extremely overcooked, mushy, and unpleasant dish. The extended cooking time and the acidity from the beer and wine, combined with the high heat, would break down the crab meat and shell beyond recognition. The flavors would likely become muddled and unappetizing, and the texture would be unpalatable.

Assuming not pre cooked:

If the snow crab legs were not pre-cooked, boiling them for 8 hours in the mixture you described would likely result in an even more extreme case of overcooking. The crab meat would likely become extremely mushy and may even disintegrate entirely, while the shells would likely disintegrate or become extremely soft and difficult to handle. The flavors from the beer, wine, butter, garlic salt, and lemon juice would likely overpower any natural sweetness or delicate flavors of the crab meat, resulting in a dish that is unbalanced and unappetizing. Overall, it's safe to say that this cooking method would not yield a desirable outcome.

 

[Africanweebfighter]

Since we are in a bit of a content drought right now I have a question for you guys, what is in your opinion the most vile thing Cobes has ever cooked? Really think about it before writing your post. For me it has to be either the burrito he cooked then left out for two days which got infested with little bugs or the deep frted avacado he cooked in rancid oil.

The fiery fish pizza must be one of the worst, boy went puking after one slice.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

He ride bike.

In the summer, he ride bike whenever the weather is permitable, and if he’s in the mood. He has a high metabolism he walk everwhere, he ride bike.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Any of his liquid smoke concoctions. It makes the food inedible. You’re supposed to add a drop or two at most when doing marinades and the like. He sprinkles it on like it’s Frank’s Red Hot.

His other hacks are all just disgusting. Literally just back ground noise as I occasionally perk up when hear some weird ass ingredient being added. Bogritto was revolting due to the ‘Army’ mystery meat and the added protein of bugs that moved in

 

[Slim Boglim]

Wait hold on so he ordered pizza and didn’t eat it because it needed to “cool down” for hours.
He then food hacked the cooled down pizza, baked it in the oven, and still didn’t fucking eat it any of it? Better not have the most retarded eating disorder on planet earth, BOY!

 

[fukkit]

Joshie tell them im the prettiest in the trailer park

 

[Xenomorph]

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Wait hold on so he ordered pizza and didn’t eat it because it needed to “cool down” for hours.
He then food hacked the cooled down pizza, baked it in the oven, and still didn’t fucking eat it any of it? Better not have the most retarded eating disorder on planet earth, BOY!

Mannnnn that is nasty as FUCK.

 

[Jobama]

Since we are in a bit of a content drought right now I have a question for you guys, what is in your opinion the most vile thing Cobes has ever cooked? Really think about it before writing your post. For me it has to be either the burrito he cooked then left out for two days which got infested with little bugs or the deep frted avacado he cooked in rancid oil.

Most of the really bad ones have already been posted but Cobes’s reaction to his calzone has always been one of my favorite moments. He sounds like he’s climaxing.

Serval of my friends have become fans after me showing them this.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Since we are in a bit of a content drought right now I have a question for you guys, what is in your opinion the most vile thing Cobes has ever cooked? Really think about it before writing your post. For me it has to be either the burrito he cooked then left out for two days which got infested with little bugs or the deep frted avacado he cooked in rancid oil.

As someone who hates seafood, all of his fish based foodhacks are nigh impossible to watch. A real hidden "gem" was the fish ramen he made last year.

 

[Quincy Mcdaniels]

As someone who hates seafood, all of his fish based foodhacks are nigh impossible to watch. A real hidden "gem" was the fish ramen he made last year.

Rhetorical statement: I dont know why cobra has to cook noodles until they break down into basic starches. Its too much for me. It makes my guts churn just looking at it.

 

[Slim Boglim]

There are far too many to list but basically any one where he overcooks pasta or noodles and they break down into mush turns my stomach. Maybe I’m autistic but any pasta or noodle that reaches a point past Al dente or whatever the fuck I’m not eating. Or I’m begrudgingly eating but not enjoying. So seeing him take it way past that point of slightly overcooked (which already disgusts me) to literally breaking down into a flour paste is torture. And that’s before he loads it up with bbq sauce, cheese, crushed chips, and god knows what else

This one is a prime example also rewatching I forgot he put spam in a bowl and put that bowl on a cutting board and then tried to cut the spam.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

There are far too many to list

This*, literally everything he has ever made has been disgusting. I would rather eat a dog turd. Eating a bowl of condiment slop makes me physically ill. I know it's a meme but his immune system seriously needs to be studied. He eats roaches and slop that's more bacteria than food regularly, between that and his teeth it's a miracle he hasn't died and I cant remember the last time he's even been sick.

Clint and his future neighbors better hope that whatever bog swamp he's being imported to has old electric appliances like his last two places otherwise he's going to set the place on fire. Between putting greasy cardboard in an oven overnight while he's passed out and ten different types of oils, greases, and alcohol into a boiling cauldron at max settings it's only a matter of time before he turns into KingCrispyJFS

 

[DiggieSmalls]

This*, literally everything he has ever made has been disgusting. I would rather eat a dog turd. Eating a bowl of condiment slop makes me physically ill. I know it's a meme but his immune system seriously needs to be studied. He eats roaches and slop that's more bacteria than food regularly, between that and his teeth it's a miracle he hasn't died and I cant remember the last time he's even been sick.

Clint and his future neighbors better hope that whatever bog swamp he's being imported to has old electric appliances like his last two places otherwise he's going to set the place on fire. Between putting greasy cardboard in an oven overnight while he's passed out and ten different types of oils, greases, and alcohol into a boiling cauldron at max settings it's only a matter of time before he turns into KingCrispyJFS

His BAC must be an even .2 most of the time so bacteria has no chance to make it

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Better not have the most retarded eating disorder on planet earth, BOY!

DUDE you just unlocked a memory of when Cobes went through this super weird little phase where he would order pizza or some other fast food item and while stuffing his face he would call himself a porker and a fat ass it was so bizarre and hilarious check this shit out

Shoutout to https://lolcowgo.net/ for making it super easy to find these clips