Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ibeatmywife]

So they’ve all unsubbed and only brought him down to 99.8k, they’re ~200 in numbers yet convince themselves the majority of people know he’s a serial sex offender, racist, sexist bigot who deserves hate.

Alot of people don't realize that was only the case when he was hovering around 40k subs for years. Once people started posting his clips to tik tok he got a large influx of genuine followers and paypigs. Even if you don't agree you should atleast be perceptive enough to realize we live in an age where a large majority of people are going to laugh and pity cobes while possibly throwing a few bucks his way like they would a homeless person. Not call for his stoneing to death in the public square.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Alot of people don't realize that was only the case when he was hovering around 40k subs for years. Once people started posting his clips to tik tok he got a large influx of genuine followers and paypigs. Even if you don't agree you should atleast be perceptive enough to realize we live in an age where a large majority of people are going to laugh and pity cobes while possibly throwing a few bucks his way like they would a homeless person. Not call for his stoneing to death in the public square.

counterpoint: the tiktok people are fucking sociopaths, just look at Daniel Larson.

 

[Manifest_Destiny]

"I may stalk and IRL harass a mentally disabled man trying to make him homeless but I would never say the n-word!" was basically the mentality of the alog redditors.

Rules for thee and not for me type of mindset?

 

[grand larsony]

counterpoint: the tiktok people are fucking sociopaths, just look at Daniel Larson.

The Larson alogs are really on a different level. I've never seen anything like it. Larson is a lot closer to a real "deserves it" than Cobra ever has been but I wouldn't be surprised if Cobra's trolls escalate now that he's on a win streak. Well, maybe not a win streak, but he's doing comparatively better than this time a year ago.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The Larson alogs are really on a different level. I've never seen anything like it. Larson is a lot closer to a real "deserves it" than Cobra ever has been but I wouldn't be surprised if Cobra's trolls escalate now that he's on a win streak. Well, maybe not a win streak, but he's doing comparatively better than this time a year ago.

Larson alogs are more insane than Larson is. They see him as their own personal Quasimodo torture doll because he's ugly and insane.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

The Larson alogs are really on a different level. I've never seen anything like it. Larson is a lot closer to a real "deserves it" than Cobra ever has been but I wouldn't be surprised if Cobra's trolls escalate now that he's on a win streak. Well, maybe not a win streak, but he's doing comparatively better than this time a year ago.

Larson alogs are more insane than Larson is. They see him as their own personal Quasimodo torture doll because he's ugly and insane.

I've only popped my head into the Larson Verse a few times and I have to agree, those kids are genuinely vicious.

 

[bonified retard]

It was always a laugh when someone would flip-out on the sub over his 'racist, sexist bigot' comments in his commentary videos.

And the example is always something silly like cobes calling menthol cigarettes niggaports, or referring to his turds as Cosby kids. Not to mention the multiple clips of him telling his friends to stop saying racist stuff on his channel. He's not racist at all, just retarded.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Cyrax a-logs are also insufferable. Treating him like their own personal puppet show (though admittedly it is entertaining at times). And of course people like Marty that try to confront him IRL as if he’s Drachenlord. The most pathetic one of them all was Film Finance Freddy, who livestreamed himself driving to Rax’s house, knocking on his door to confront him, and pussying out at the last minute.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

As long as Cobes is super paranoid of being catfished and don’t enter ‘he actually deserves it’ territory, he’ll just have his same trolls fucking with him.

Larson’s trolls are fucked up teens who believe any fucked up action is justified because he’s a retard and will say anything if convinced.

Also, for some reason I see Cobes hiding behind Clint if anyone tries escalating to Larson Level of Troll Fuckery

 

[Kerr Avon]

I hope he gets to 200k and convinces all the reddit speds to finally kill themselves.

This. It's nice to see news of him that doesn't involve substance abuse/ spedditors/ nal.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

And the example is always something silly like cobes calling menthol cigarettes niggaports, or referring to his turds as Cosby kids. Not to mention the multiple clips of him telling his friends to stop saying racist stuff on his channel. He's not racist at all, just retarded.

Plus there are more Cobra followers than black people in Wyoming, it's probably one of the least black states in the country, He probably barely sees a black person a month let alone interacts with them (possibly the BW3 incident aside).

If he was really racist he'd be going off on Hispanics and Native Americans since they're the prominent minorities in Wyoming.

I saw this and immediately thought of Cobes. He truly does rule my sad, pathetic life.
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The color/pattern is even like the back of a king cobra. Cobra's Tail, TWU.

Double posted this and IT'S PISSING ME OFF.

 

[Twinkie]

Spoiler: bogchella

 

[TheBearMan]

And the example is always something silly like cobes calling menthol cigarettes niggaports, or referring to his turds as Cosby kids. Not to mention the multiple clips of him telling his friends to stop saying racist stuff on his channel. He's not racist at all, just retarded.

The debate around racism is so retarded especially when it comes to lolcows like cobes, wings DSP, ETC. Being racist isnt a philosophy or a state of being, it requires action. We use it like a adjective but metaphysically its an adverb. You arent racist or non racist. You just are or arent BEING racist right now.
That comedian Shane Gillis has a joke about it that sums it up pretty good IMO
"Being racist is like being hungry. Yeah youre not hungry NOW, but if a cheeseburger cut you off in traffic you might start salivating a bit"

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

And the example is always something silly like cobes calling menthol cigarettes niggaports, or referring to his turds as Cosby kids. Not to mention the multiple clips of him telling his friends to stop saying racist stuff on his channel. He's not racist at all, just retarded.

There's also a few old videos of him saying nigger, usually just telling a joke or saying it around friends. iirc one of them he's joking about "faggot" being the equivalent of nigger for gay people.

 

[Captain Howdy 666]

I will model this, if someone wants to print it. I just need some good side shots of his head. I think I have a roman emporer toga template, too, from a Cyraxx sculpt.

Lemme know. I might even be able to aluminum cast it, I've been meaning to get back into that stuff.

 

[Quincy Mcdaniels]

I will model this, if someone wants to print it. I just need some good side shots of his head. I think I have a roman emporer toga template, too, from a Cyraxx sculpt.

I would absolutely love to print a cobes mini for a tabletop army. That would be fantastic.

 

[Bogliacci]

I would absolutely love to print a cobes mini for a tabletop army. That would be fantastic.

There have always been Boglim Custodes

 

[R00k]

I would absolutely love to print a cobes mini for a tabletop army. That would be fantastic.

Someone made a pretty good Cobes model in Heroforge, I thought the pic was in the reddit archive but I cant find it.

 

[Quincy Mcdaniels]

There have always been Boglim Custodes

And here I was thinking it was the "corpse emperor" making that smell

 

[Bogliacci]

And here I was thinking it was the "corpse emperor" making that smell

Cobes is the true corpse emperor, he sits upon the dogthrone eternal.