Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Slim Boglim said:
“What’s up fellow radio listeners. King Radcobra JFS coming to you with another broadcast. One of my broadcast trolls sent a courier with a letter to me that read and I quote “better not use Radaway BOY!” And that’s just the thing of it dude I own these fuckers lives or they wouldn’t be paying couriers to bring me shit. Why the fuck do you care if I use radaway? Everybody says ‘duhhh you’re becoming a ghoul’ fuck off dude my hair- MY HAIR is coming out because of tricklrtreaia and even if I have radiation sickness it’s my business anyways.”
KNOCK KNOCK
“If it’s paid for leave it at the door!”
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
“oh my fucking god dude hold on”
SOUND OF DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING
“My trolls sent me another courier with food let’s see what have we got here…. ‘1 order Squirrel on a stick. No squirrel’ oh my god dood my trolls are pathetic man. You think I’m gonna get mad cause you ordered squirrel on a stick with no squirrel so it’s just a stick? I’ll just use it to make a wand. How is that even trolling?” FUCK MY ASSHOLE TROLLS”
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You know, someone should make a KingCobra radio station mod and just have it play the audio from a bunch of his livestreams
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
Cobes would straight up be a Ghoul.

Spent the last 200 years sitting on the couch drinking Nuka Cola mixed with Ole’ Royale whiskey
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"Really? I just spilled the entire fuckin Nuka-Cola Quantum I HAAAAAAD! GODDAMNIT!"

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Bixby Snyder said:
Cobes would straight up be a Ghoul.

Spent the last 200 years sitting on the couch drinking Nuka Cola mixed with Ole’ Royale whiskey
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people would think cobes is a ghoul but his circle of protection and overall boglim lifestyle actually saved him from any of the negative effects of the radiation. he would have a cult of people who think he is some form of god and try to learn the ways of the boglim.

or he would be like harold in fallout 3 but instead of being a tree he would just be fused to his chair where he would still be worshiped by some random group of people.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
people would think cobes is a ghoul but his circle of protection and overall boglim lifestyle actually saved him from any of the negative effects of the radiation. he would have a cult of people who think he is some form of god and try to learn the ways of the boglim.

or he would be like harold in fallout 3 but instead of being a tree he would just be fused to his chair where he would still be worshiped by some random group of people.
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A Cobra Cult faction would be fun. They'd send you on various fetch quests for booze, food and of course wand wood and you'd slowly uncover the truth about how this "boglim" being came to be.
 
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Andoxico said:
You know, someone should make a KingCobra radio station mod and just have it play the audio from a bunch of his livestreams
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Agares said:
Don't forget his music too. Nothing like blasting raiders to Satan's Bell or romancing your follower to Love and Vanity.
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One free blowjob and Lolcow Media of the Year Award for anyone kingly enough to do this.
 
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Ponzo said:
NAL was being a broke bitch and went all the way back to her Virginia ABC to try out free shots of different tequila, pretending like she knows something about Tequila other than that its alcohol.

About two shots in, a trole ruined it by calling the store, pretending to be her parole officer. NAL has been asked to leave the store and was put on a list, according to her incoherent rage ramblings in the parking lot afterwards.
Clip from her Reddit
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She's currently back at her parent's house threatening the liquor store employee, saying "mess with the cobra get the fangs." on instagram live. I missed the beginning, but I think her youtube account is suspended. Her instagram account is private but jessica messica is streaming it.
 
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bonified retard said:
She's currently back at her parent's house threatening the liquor store employee, saying "mess with the cobra get the fangs." on instagram live. I missed the beginning, but I think her youtube account is suspended. Her instagram account is private but jessica messica is streaming it.
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I love getting the updates, and I'd appreciate a witty clip channel, but I cannot stomach her streaming. Not even J Messica can make it bearable.

She's just horrible. I mean... it's funny that she exists but she's painful to watch.

I really wish she'd take a nap in traffic. Or take a flying fuck at a rolling dump truck. That could really be her nickname, dump truck.

She's so fucking easy to troll. Makes Cobra look restrained.

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I'm so proud of whoever impersonated her p.o. Dumbitch was soooooo embarrassed. It's a marvel she has any shame at all often as she humiliates herself. Room temp i.q. on prominent display.

Has anyone checked her streaming account lately to see if she's ewhoring behind Cobe's back? You know she'd be fucking someone else... if she could get laid. She literally had to travel to buttfuck Wyoming and fuck the town drunk to get her burger wet.
 
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UncommonParlence said:
I love getting the updates, and I'd appreciate a witty clip channel, but I cannot stomach her streaming. Not even J Messica can make it bearable.

She's just horrible. I mean... it's funny that she exists but she's painful to watch.

I really wish she'd take a nap in traffic. Or take a flying fuck at a rolling dump truck. That could really be her nickname, dump truck.

She's so fucking easy to troll. Makes Cobra look restrained.

Press S to shit on aNAL... S
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JM stopped sniping, and last thing we saw was NAL turning the camera around her room, and putting it on a black screen. People were saying someone knocked on her door, and she was talking in a weird way about it being a black screen on purpose.

Here's the liquor store incident, clipped.
 
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UncommonParlence said:
I'm so proud of whoever impersonated her p.o. Dumbitch was soooooo embarrassed. It's a marvel she has any shame at all often as she humiliates herself. Room temp i.q. on prominent display.
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What, what is Jessica on parole for?
 
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He's definitely more cognizant than Biden.
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One thing I'll give Biden he never fails to make a jackass of himself, be it almost walking off the stage like a NPC, walking into other speakers, sniffing little girls, talking about shit that obviously never happened, his stories like the time he fought Cornpop and the Rice Crispy treats, or his uncle being eaten by tribesmen in Papa new Guinna the dude is a lolcow IMHO. Could you imagine him going on Music Biz Martys Stream? But I digress Cobes is obviously a better fit then Biden.

So I wonder when Cobes will move into his new place? I donnu how evictions work since I've never been thru that, but I assume he would have got til the end of the month he was in when he got it or maybe the next month?
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
One thing I'll give Biden he never fails to make a jackass of himself, be it almost walking off the stage like a NPC, walking into other speakers, sniffing little girls, talking about shit that obviously never happened, his stories like the time he fought Cornpop and the Rice Crispy treats, or his uncle being eaten by tribesmen in Papa new Guinna the dude is a lolcow IMHO. Could you imagine him going on Music Biz Martys Stream? But I digress Cobes is obviously a better fit then Biden.

So I wonder when Cobes will move into his new place? I donnu how evictions work since I've never been thru that, but I assume he would have got til the end of the month he was in when he got it or maybe the next month?
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I thought it came out that Biden actually WAS Cornpop and an exgreaser gang member. He used to have fight dances and race widebodies into brick walls when he wasn't barbershop quarteting in the 40's. He killed a man with a switchblade comb then lit himself on fire with pomade. Used to kill his enemies by force feeding them breakfast cereal. He was the first cereal killer. Corn. Pop.
 
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UncommonParlence said:
I thought it came out that Biden actually WAS Cornpop and an exgreaser gang member. He used to have fight dances and race widebodies into brick walls when he wasn't barbershop quarteting in the 40's. He killed a man with a switchblade comb then lit himself on fire with pomade. Used to kill his enemies by force feeding them breakfast cereal. He was the first cereal killer. Corn. Pop.
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LMFAO! Damn so Biden was Cornpop and the first cereal killa never would have guessed it! And of course he's lit himself on fire with pomade that shit ain't for white men. So where his gang members Snap, Crackle and Pop or Tony te Tiger? Lol someone animated the cornpop speech into a cartoon on youtube that's pretty funny. And to think he said this I think before he became president and people still voted for this guy lmfao. But you can't tell me he isn't a Lolcow. Thanks for the laugh though
 
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