Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Jord rules my sad, dumb troll life. Literally just finished the new video. When I opened the internet and saw he had stream four hours ago, I literally went feral and shouted for my of-age spouse to come quickly as the Trailer Saga has begun. TMDWU.

(Disclaimer: Posting before reading thread. This is too much excitement.)

Consensus is that shit seems bleak as fuck. Remember how cocky he was when he moved into the Conquistador? This stream was completely devoid of any of that braggadocio. The weird-ass muting, the exceptionally greasy and unwashed appearance, and the overall lack of excitement over having a place to live again gives off dark vibes.

I am somewhat convinced that he doesn’t have a trailer to himself. He is someone’s roommate, and he gets two tiny little rooms to use. Otherwise, why wouldn’t he be streaming from that weird combo living room/kitchen area that RVs and trailers have? Why is he cordoned off in two rooms, one of which appears to have no windows? Why is he being so demure and seemingly defeated?

Something isn’t 100% with this. He seems incredibly bummed about the situation. New PO box also suggests, as I thought originally, that he’s moved further out of town.

I also think the weird parrot lamp and bookshelves came with the place, but I could be wrong.

Anyway, I haven’t been this excited for anything in ages.
 
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ETA: This is where he sits and smokes, window on the right is a guess, since there has to be one.
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Less than half the story. Here's a map so far of the trailer space based on that video. What you have there covers Bed 2 (the smoking room), and the window is briefly visible on the front/end of the trailer when he pans the shot around. It's a high, distinctive window. Looking around the trailer parks in Casper, there aren't that many trailer styles that match up with that window (although the general layout is very common).
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The muting after every sentence has made the boy unwatchable. Legitimately the worst thing to happen in all of his existence. This is a habit that needs to die. However, it won't. Because retards will complain about it, to Cobra, which will definitely make him continue to do it. Just like donate to talk shit. We will never live in an unmuted world again. We are going to miss out on so much content. Once he starts getting blackout drunk on camera again, I imagine we will go entire 3-4-5-6 hour streams with him forgetting that he hit mute.

This is a tragedy.
 
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I'm not worried about it. Muting is a hassle and he's too lazy to keep doing it so obsessively. Also, he's bad at timing it to start with. Odds are he just gives up after a while. Even holding the camera up is work, it'll be fixed into some kinda postion over the couch once he's settled in, at which point it's not gonna be fisheye boglim closeups, and he's not going to be able to reach the mute key so easily. Probably a non-issue.
 
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Jord rules my sad, dumb troll life. Literally just finished the new video. When I opened the internet and saw he had stream four hours ago, I literally went feral and shouted for my of-age spouse to come quickly as the Trailer Saga has begun. TMDWU.

(Disclaimer: Posting before reading thread. This is too much excitement.)

Consensus is that shit seems bleak as fuck. Remember how cocky he was when he moved into the Conquistador? This stream was completely devoid of any of that braggadocio. The weird-ass muting, the exceptionally greasy and unwashed appearance, and the overall lack of excitement over having a place to live again gives off dark vibes.

I am somewhat convinced that he doesn’t have a trailer to himself. He is someone’s roommate, and he gets two tiny little rooms to use. Otherwise, why wouldn’t he be streaming from that weird combo living room/kitchen area that RVs and trailers have? Why is he cordoned off in two rooms, one of which appears to have no windows? Why is he being so demure and seemingly defeated?

Something isn’t 100% with this. He seems incredibly bummed about the situation. New PO box also suggests, as I thought originally, that he’s moved further out of town.

I also think the weird parrot lamp and bookshelves came with the place, but I could be wrong.

Anyway, I haven’t been this excited for anything in ages.
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Clunt Tank debute when?
 
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I'm not worried about it. Muting is a hassle and he's too lazy to keep doing it so obsessively. Also, he's bad at timing it to start with. Odds are he just gives up after a while. Even holding the camera up is work, it'll be fixed into some kinda postion over the couch once he's settled in, at which point it's not gonna be fisheye boglim closeups, and he's not going to be able to reach the mute key so easily. Probably a non-issue.
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It'll die but it won't die as fast as that time he was censoring his swears in that one video lol

That hag has done some damage but I'm waiting for the upcoming brain loop talking about her drama it'll last longer than any of the previous ones like gothy or whatever cause there was more than just a bit of willy on Camera but I'm hoping she won't be back. If she goes I bet she leaks the locale 1000%
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
The muting after every sentence has made the boy unwatchable. Legitimately the worst thing to happen in all of his existence. This is a habit that needs to die. However, it won't. Because retards will complain about it, to Cobra, which will definitely make him continue to do it. Just like donate to talk shit. We will never live in an unmuted world again. We are going to miss out on so much content. Once he starts getting blackout drunk on camera again, I imagine we will go entire 3-4-5-6 hour streams with him forgetting that he hit mute.

This is a tragedy.
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The muting will almost certainly stop when he's back to streaming from his computer and doesn't have the mute button literally directly under his thumb at all times. Boy's lazy.
 
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Watching that latest shit eating video. First thing I notice is how dirty and long his nails are. Then he sinks them in the garbage he is eating and proceeds to suck them. And it manages to surprise me a little every time.
I don't know why I keep forgetting that this man would be just the same as homeless mental patients without his dad.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
BOY starting to rock that Sam Elliot mustache.
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I suspect he's doing this to conceal his upper teeth.

Nana Feeder 9k said:
Speaking as a Cobro oldfag (and fully aware of how incredibly faggy it is trying to seem like an OG tardmocker), every time a 'tuber does the same old "Introduction to King Cobra" video, it introduces fresh waves of weens and A-Logs who actively try to fuck with him irl. Sure, at the end of the day it's teasing a waterhead. But historically, is just invites more and more of the people whose idea of enjoying a lolcow is fucking with the means of watching him in the first place. Off the top of my head? Coming up with a list of offenses to try and get a YouTube channel banned.
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This might be just the thing to push him back over the 100k followers mark.
 
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