Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He doesn't have many things either. All of his belongings could fit in 2 pickup trucks, 3 tops. His furniture is all extremely cheap walmart trash that is light and can easily be dismantled. His biggest item is probably the dusty TV stand after his bed. I suppose it also depends if he made Clint pack up all of his empty liquor bottles that he kept on display. The appliances belonged to the apartment complex, except for his 20$ electric skillet.

The green stove might be available after they renovate the unit. I would unironically take that stove off their hands if I lived nearby, it's a vintage gem on top of its Cobra history.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Him living with someone would explain why he’s so depressed, but I doubt there is a roommate. He’s probably just scared of his new trailer park buddies breaking into his new mansion, hence the bells. Could be a random thing Clint gave him as a gift. Not everything has to have a complex backstory. He likes to waste money on regarded shit, too.

As for his low mood, it’s the shittiest place he’s lived so far. It would make anyone depressed. His last place was pretty nice for someone who doesn’t have a family.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The green stove might be available after they renovate the unit. I would unironically take that stove off their hands if I lived nearby, it's a vintage gem on top of its Cobra history.

That thing is a biohazard as well. I wouldn't want to keep that thing in an enclosed area because the smell would be too much.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

That thing is a biohazard as well. I wouldn't want to keep that thing in an enclosed area because the smell would be too much.

Nice thing about those old stoves is you could probably soak the thing in bleach for a day and it'd work just fine afterwards. Still amazed it worked flawlessly for 50 years in a low-income apartment complex.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

As for his low mood, it’s the shittiest place he’s lived so far. It would make anyone depressed. His last place was pretty nice for someone who doesn’t have a family.

I see Conquistador changed their name to The Pronghorn. It would be funny if they changed the name to remove any remnants of Josh.

 

[Molly Millions]

I see Josh has now joined in on weening Cyraxx

 

[anliteralidiot]

The green stove might be available after they renovate the unit. I would unironically take that stove off their hands if I lived nearby, it's a vintage gem on top of its Cobra history.

I've got an avocado green mixer, and having a stove to match would be kino.

I see Josh has now joined in on weening Cyraxx

I can't find the right clip of Cobes saying he gets why Marty trolls him, but this close.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Is it possible Clint just put the trailer in the backyard of his house?

It would explain why he’s being quiet, not getting smashed because they might pop in, and his streaming could kill Clint’s internet juice.

It’s cheaper for Clint and keep him in sight

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

As for his low mood, it’s the shittiest place he’s lived so far. It would make anyone depressed. His last place was pretty nice for someone who doesn’t have a family.

His first apartment was the best of the three, it would be really pretty nice with a bit of work. It had hardwood floors underneath the shitty carpet and a real fireplace.

Is it possible Clint just put the trailer in the backyard of his house?

There's not enough room, Clint's lot at Trojan Drive is really tiny if you look at it on a map. Maybe a quarter acre, maybe 1/3rd at best, but the house runs right up against the neighbor's on the other side. It'd also be really difficult to hook up to utilities compared to a trailer park.

 

[Captain Ahab]

If Clint wanted Josh around, he’d let him live in the basement. There’s no way Clint would install a trailer in his yard, so his regarded alcoholic demon spawn can wake up the whole neighborhood screaming about trolls and raping women at 2am. Josh also doesn’t want to be anywhere near his father. This is a dude who literally refuses to shave his head and allowed his teeth to rot, because Clint made him brush his teeth and get haircuts.

Neither of them want to live near each other.

 

[whogoesthere]

Neither of them want to live near each other.

Yeah but what about a group home? no I jest of course.

But yes, I think people should watch bitesize story of cobra (think its 6 parts now) and you can see Clint is happy for Cobes to live away from him, and Cobra gets near violent at the idea of living with his parents again. I think Tannis is happy to have Cobes out as well, although she does help him a lot with food and shit. No one wants Cobes back at home.

This trailer arc has got me worried, the boy looks crestfallen. Could be the booze, or the loss of the cum/piss/oil/drinkcombo/monsterenergydrink/bug chair being sent to the after life.

 

[AnOminous]

Smoking a pipe tobacco and cigar butt rolled cig... the king is BACK

I can't get over how he apparently INHALES pipe tobacco smoke. That must be pure lung suicide.

 

[Bogliacci]

I can't get over how he apparently INHALES pipe tobacco smoke. That must be pure lung suicide.

But it's how a badass goth bad boy would smoke he's bad aaaaaass

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I don't blame Clint at all for not wanting Josh living with him. People like to use that as sort of evidence he's a bad father "Oh Clint just lets his son drink himself to death in his apartment because he can't stand being around him!" dude imagine living with someone who is mentally 13 permanently. He refuses to bath or brush his teeth, is drunk basically 24/7, screams at cigarettes, "plays" guitar at all hours of the night, invites crackheads over like do I even need to say more? Would you want him living with you? The times Clint has given Josh a chance like on that Christmas trip he got blackout drunk and threatened to kill multiple people in the car.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Nice thing about those old stoves is you could probably soak the thing in bleach for a day and it'd work just fine afterwards. Still amazed it worked flawlessly for 50 years in a low-income apartment complex.

They definitely don't make em like that anymore. All the chemicals you'd need to clean a more modern stove that Josh used for years would probably ruin the electronic bits.

 

[bango skank]

Nice thing about those old stoves is you could probably soak the thing in bleach for a day and it'd work just fine afterwards. Still amazed it worked flawlessly for 50 years in a low-income apartment complex.

Cleaning it would remove the bogtina, destroying its historical value, though.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Cleaning it would remove the bogtina, destroying its historical value though.

It's like putting an old cast-iron skillet in the dishwasher, 'Toobs, you ruin the seasonin'.

 

[whogoesthere]

I can't get over how he apparently INHALES pipe tobacco smoke. That must be pure lung suicide.

Are you forgetting when he made his own wooden pipe, untreated. So a nice whack of pipe tobacco and burning wood shavings. He near insta vomited.

 

[Your Landlord]

From the Turkey Tom video. I wonder if he's genuine?

 

[peachlover669]

You can hear a lot of road noise in the video. I wonder if he’s at Westside Mobile Court in Mills. It’s supposedly the cheapest spot for trailers in the area, and a common complaint is that you can hear road noise from the highway.

I second this the reviews all add up claiming that its both by a interstate and river, even holds true to be cheap. my money is on this being the place