Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Praise Skygod! I cant wait for park shenanigans. I want to see the boy on one of those 3 wheeled bikes cruising the block just freaking the fuck out of his neighbors. Clint’s gay ass could even rent out the other 2 rooms to some homeboys
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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I grew up in a manufactured home and the walls in them can be pretty thin, so he'd be fucked if he had roomates. Neighbors shouldn't be too bothered though until he plays guitar or really starts shouting.
Or more likely NAL shows up and starts screaming incessantly like a schizo.
 
Speaking of NAL, what are the chances that Clint enforces a time limit for her stays? I can't imagine he's to thrilled at the idea of her staying with Cobes and creating even more problems.
I hope something keeps her from going. Either Homedad Clint, her own lack of funds, or the BOY manning up and telling her she can't come.

OTOH she rages really good, it's funny hearing her whine because a possum ran away
 
Here's a "Last Week Tonight" segment about mobile homes if you can tolerate John Oliver.
tl;dw: They depreciate in value and moving them is usually not an option, so some lot owners will gouge you on lot rent.
Mobile homes are shit tbh. Full of chemicals (recently they finally banned formaldehyde). Hell, they just banned asbestos in them in the early 2000s. I really wish he moved into a better place or a relative, but it is what it is
 
A gothic longhouse.
if you turn it on its side its kind of like a tower as well it would just need a bell.
Or more likely NAL shows up and starts screaming incessantly like a schizo.
im 100 percent convinced shes gonna ruin this new place if/when she shows up again. shes the type of person who would start fights with the neighbors on purpose just because she needs some form of conflict in her life at all times. i can already imagine the streams of her rampaging back and forth in the trailer before hiding in the bathroom and screaming as loud as possible.

i pray his neighbors either have very poor hearing or a high tolerance for insane people because it wont be long before the daily door dashes and wellness checks begin. combine that with the bog witch screeching because josh wont pay enough attention to her and its going to be an eventful time for the whole trailer park to say the least.
 
Mobile homes are shit tbh. Full of chemicals (recently they finally banned formaldehyde). Hell, they just banned asbestos in them in the early 2000s. I really wish he moved into a better place or a relative, but it is what it is
I think Cobes is more of a danger to his health than his surroundings, my odds are on the bad batch of mead that will inevitably happen.
 
Clint is way too soft on her. He barely even reacted when she stayed at Cobes' old place.
I think Clint's lack of reaction to her initially was him tip-toeing around Josh's ODD and hoping that the boy would have the sense to dump her on his own. That and she didn't really directly cause him issues. But with her being a major part in the recent eviction and the trailer likely being in his name; I wouldn't be surprised if he got more directly involved in trying to chase her off.
 
Can we at least confirm that address is actually where Josh is? It's bad enough he gets harassed, some random person getting it would be disgraceful. I don't know it was even figured out yet, unless someone like Jessica shared it.
 
I think Clint's lack of reaction to her initially was him tip-toeing around Josh's ODD and hoping that the boy would have the sense to dump her on his own. That and she didn't really directly cause him issues. But with her being a major part in the recent eviction and the trailer likely being in his name; I wouldn't be surprised if he got more directly involved in trying to chase her off.
True because he stayed with NAL to own the trolls. No use in trying to talk sense into a boglim.

But now that her true threat potential has been revealed, it's in his best interest to break them up. It has to be really hard seeing your mentally deficient son trapped in an abusive relationship with a hell-hag.
 
Mobile homes are shit tbh. Full of chemicals (recently they finally banned formaldehyde). Hell, they just banned asbestos in them in the early 2000s. I really wish he moved into a better place or a relative, but it is what it is
Clint knows how destructive Cobes is and probably wouldn't put him anywhere that it would be a huge tragedy if he destroyed it or set it on fire, both things he's pretty likely to do in a drunken/duster stupor or with one of his retarded food hacks.
Can we at least confirm that address is actually where Josh is? It's bad enough he gets harassed, some random person getting it would be disgraceful. I don't know it was even figured out yet, unless someone like Jessica shared it.
We'll know sooner or later because some retard will Doordash him some retard shit during a stream, and if they do, Cobes will seethe about it. If it doesn't happen we can be pretty sure the address is wrong.
 
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