Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[UncommonParlence]

Nope I don't watch that kind of stuff. But if I was not lazy fuck I would edit misleading video letting low IQ TVpotato masses to find Cobes by clicking the video.
Or accusation video targeted at Josh Sanders about identity theft and imitating Josh's style... But that will be left as one of my escapist fantasies.

Doodt. Imagine editing in Cobra's vocals and it getting a million views. Now THAT'S subfertive. If I wasn't a lazy sack of shit that had a goff cowboy from hell ruling my sad pelican fucking life I might do it. Twu toobz.

 

[Shinkai]

All of these lolcow channels are insufferable but I've always had a huge disdain for Saturated Content. His voice gets under my skin and he always says the same fucking shit about each person he covers and it's usually "I haven't been keeping up with cobes but (insert absolute metric fuckton of misinformation on cobies which would've taken five fucking seconds to get right if you did even a small search) and like the others acts like they're the second coming of the Messiah and can do no wrong. The 2 high 4 stupid stuff annoys me cause all they do now is just get pedos on to chat

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

The only thing that could make her remotely tolerable is a lobotomy. She is probably the most vile creature I've seen.

A month with her there will probably end up with Cobes losing everything.

One month? Maybe she needs to be committed for suicide ideation.

All I know is after one month of that nightmare, NAL will be in the morgue and one of the Saunders men will be in prison. Maybe both, I could see some father-son bonding over this situation. Clint could dig a mean hole with those pipes.

 

[Grape Garden]

All of these lolcow channels are insufferable but I've always had a huge disdain for Saturated Content. His voice gets under my skin and he always says the same fucking shit about each person he covers and it's usually "I haven't been keeping up with cobes but (insert absolute metric fuckton of misinformation on cobies which would've taken five fucking seconds to get right if you did even a small search) and like the others acts like they're the second coming of the Messiah and can do no wrong. The 2 high 4 stupid stuff annoys me cause all they do now is just get pedos on to chat

The only channels I can tolerate are Bitsized or Boglim Chronicles...mostly because there is no talking. Everyone else annoy the shit out of me

 

[Shinkai]

The only channels I can tolerate are Bitsized or Boglim Chronicles...mostly because there is no talking. Everyone else annoy the shit out of me

Yea legit. I think bitesize has the personality of a wet sock he's been the worst guest on Seizures show imo but he's not necessarily annoying. But they're the best for keeping up with Cobes if you struggle with his videos

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Yea legit. I think bitesize has the personality of a wet sock he's been the worst guest on Seizures show imo but he's not necessarily annoying. But they're the best for keeping up with Cobes if you struggle with his videos

Anyone know when that next Snake Bones is coming out?

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Yea legit. I think bitesize has the personality of a wet sock he's been the worst guest on Seizures show imo but he's not necessarily annoying. But they're the best for keeping up with Cobes if you struggle with his videos

I think he adds value, especially for new Cobros. When I got into Cobes he was one of the channels I binged to get up to speed on the various sagas. It's very helpful when there is no Cobra Wiki to speak of. I would have preferred a Wiki like CWCki. There wasn't any guidance on lolcow ethics on the various YT channels. I learned all of that via CWCki (and here, and by some measure, the sb5k content).

A farmer maintained Cobraverse Wiki would be most definitely what's up.

 

[Grape Garden]

One month? Maybe she needs to be committed for suicide ideation.

All I know is after one month of that nightmare, NAL will be in the morgue and one of the Saunders men will be in prison. Maybe both, I could see some father-son bonding over this situation. Clint could dig a mean hole with those pipes.

That video of Clint doing the ice challenge loops in my brain daily, reminds me of compact silverback gorilla. I could see that happening, Clint digging the hole, Josh doing nothing, probably making a short "Yeah, things didn't work out with Jessica toobz, *poot* it is what it is, I guess my dry spell is starting over. But as long as I keep rocking that Tactical Soap I know I will get another chance when the time is right."

I also have a gripe about these lolcow channels just going over every Facebook post and commenting on every gawf house or belltower he posts. His autistic love for belltowers is one of my favorite things and not really content worthy. Dude loves some fucking belltowers. We know.

 

[Shinkai]

I think he adds value, especially for new Cobros. When I got into Cobes he was one of the channels I binged to get up to speed on the various sagas. It's very helpful when there is no Cobra Wiki to speak of. I would have preferred a Wiki like CWCki. There wasn't any guidance on lolcow ethics on the various YT channels. I learned all of that via CWCki (and here, and by some measure, the sb5k content).

A farmer maintained Cobraverse Wiki would be most definitely what's up.

Yea nout wrong with the dude or his content but his chemistry on podcasts is so bad. Awkward. We definitely need something like that some things get picked up on quickly but there's a lot of things current josh doesn't do that would go over newer heads. And if you're a Reddit fag and your first info on cobes is some giant text dump trying to make him out like he's a monster just leads to these vicious retards coming to harass him more

 

[JaneThough]

you've gotta enjoy a good trainwreck
She can go nuclear in less than a second, and her manner of speech is so fucking weird, and gross. It's not charming like Cobes' (that's a sexy fermentation line), but it's still just as vulgar and gross. There's also just this simmering feeling that she's going to actually hurt him, and you wanna watch for when it happens.

Just stick to highlights otherwise.

The main archive channel for her is working on getting last night's twitch up, but she got bleach on her fire opal ring, and some of the "silver" came off.

I think this is a clear difference of general retard (Cobes) and mentally ill addict (NAL)

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Doodt. Imagine editing in Cobra's vocals and it getting a million views. Now THAT'S subfertive. If I wasn't a lazy sack of shit that had a goff cowboy from hell ruling my sad pelican fucking life I might do it. Twu toobz.

Well I am more gravitating to mockumentary style with flare of drama. After couple of minutes it being clear it is joke.
Fake photos of them together in in old teen photos. Betrayal. Downfall of another and another going to undeserved stardom.
But stay lazy brother. Stay true and honest fan.

 

[Baby Cakes]

I'm not a fan of these newer lolcow streamers either. All of their viewers/discord users seem to want "clout" and to be a streamer themselves one day. You don't really get that from viewers of Bitesized, Boglim Chronicles, or Seizure. It seems to be a strictly 'new' Cobra viewer phenomenon since none of us long-term viewers want Cobes having shit done to him.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I think this is a clear difference of general retard (Cobes) and mentally ill addict (NAL)

She's an asshole to everyone and isn't inherently disabled in any way so it comes across differently. Cobes has been a prick to people as well, but it's almost always been unintentional or just Boglim's Law in action. He also never treats his family like her, I think it'd really infuriate him if she ever said anything bad about Clint or Tanis or his sisters, and understandably so.

Obviously it's because of some kind of serious mental illness, and the drug and alcohol abuse just exacerbates it. A dual diagnosis situation like NAL's is probably untreatable by this stage.

 

[Shinkai]

I'm not a fan of these newer lolcow streamers either. All of their viewers/discord users seem to want "clout" and to be a streamer themselves one day. You don't really get that from viewers of Bitesized, Boglim Chronicles, or Seizure. It seems to be a strictly 'new' Cobra viewer phenomenon since none of us long-term viewers want Cobes having shit done to him.

Couple door dashes here and there esp the sub sandwich one. If it's paid for? Whatever (leave it all the door) it's a nuisance but harmless.

Sending him duster. Constant cop calls. The weird grind date ones
Shit like that bugs me. Dude was infinitely more funny when his life was just the circle of reprobates that circled the original lair and the stuff that comes from having that sort of company. I'm hoping things pick up for our boy

 

[anliteralidiot]

I think this is a clear difference of general retard (Cobes) and mentally ill addict (NAL)

For what it's worth, I think she's also a general retard, it's just not as bad as Cobes. She doesn't come across as retarded in the streams with him, but it's her little beliefs about foods, the way she fights with chat, etc. She really is similar to Cyraxx, it's interesting.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Sending him duster. Constant cop calls. The weird grind date ones

Sending him a 12-pack of beer or a pint of liquor? TWU

Sending him four liters of cheap vodka (which he mixed with Busch Peach)? TNWU

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Sending him four liters of cheap vodka (which he mixed with Busch Peach)? TNWU

I watched that happen live. TNWU. It was on the stream where he broke his phone by hitting it with his rings and cried about it. The insanity of that stream is that he thanked his 'fans' for sending him the vodka, while live chat was screaming not to drink it, who were obviously trolls. He proceeds to crack open the vodka, thanks his 'fans' for sending them, and gets back on the piss. It was fucking horrifying.

The days following he looked like absolute shit and when he ran out he said he had a 'cold' for a few days. Chat is telling him he's in alcohol withdrawal because he polished off 4 of those big bottles (not sure what they're called in the US). I remember thinking how is this any different than sociopaths egging on incels to commit a mass shooting (which is a real thing). Someone was trying to cause him serious harm and the boy thinks they are doing him a favour.

 

[T-Ter]

I agree with NAL being insufferable to watch (both in her own streams, as well as when visiting Josh) but the one thing I did enjoy that came out of her visits was watching people convincing her that Cobes had a hidden stash of money somewhere and watching her in real time going from "that's bullshit" to "???" To then watching her searching on top of his cupboards, ans digging through his shit on the table under the guise of "deep cleaning" during her streams

 

[JaneThough]

For what it's worth, I think she's also a general retard, it's just not as bad as Cobes. She doesn't come across as retarded in the streams with him, but it's her little beliefs about foods, the way she fights with chat, etc. She really is similar to Cyraxx, it's interesting.

I think her retardedness comes from longterm alcoholism and drug abuse more than anything she was born with. I don't doubt that she was rather normal intelligence-wise, and probably has BPD or something like that but I don't think she's autistic or anything like that like Cobes.

She's an asshole to everyone and isn't inherently disabled in any way so it comes across differently. Cobes has been a prick to people as well, but it's almost always been unintentional or just Boglim's Law in action. He also never treats his family like her, I think it'd really infuriate him if she ever said anything bad about Clint or Tanis or his sisters, and understandably so.

Obviously it's because of some kind of serious mental illness, and the drug and alcohol abuse just exacerbates it. A dual diagnosis situation like NAL's is probably untreatable by this stage.

The biggest issues with addicts is there's no helping them unless they want help. Usually it takes a rock bottom, but where the fuck is NALs rock bottom? Like, is flashing your Wendy's-puss online not rock bottom? Is fucking the Boglim not rock bottom? She seemingly has no bottom, and likely the only time she'll get sober is when she's dead.

 

[ASeabear8952]

I always thought Kiwi Tapes was named after the forum until I realised he's actually just from New Zealand, imagine my immeasurable disappointment and day ruination

Let your day be brightened because he did say he named himself after both the forum and the show Lost Tapes, which he was a fan of when he first started his channel. He’s used the “I’m from New Zealand” thing as a joke.