Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Slim Boglim said:
Yeah like 3 out of the 100 DoorDash orders were funny and the rest were cancerous and annoying. Not to mention he got annoyed by being constantly interrupted and stopped streaming or streamed for way less time. So, great, we get a handful of funny moments, a majority of unfunny moments, and less content over all. Sorry bud but Cobes has been funny for a decade before sending him DoorDash was an even a thing and he’ll be funny when it stops being a thing.
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I hope you're right but Cobes used to have a large amount of side characters back in the day before doordash and didn't have a succubus telling him to mute the interesting shit like we have these days.
 
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Cobra sitting in a chair farting and passing out drunk isn't entertaining. He's been a magnet pulling in weird people he can bounce off and be interesting from his earliest days. His current view is boring and was likely picked so the trolls couldn't complain how dirty his home is or see the door dash/police calls. It's going to ruin any new homies turning up to the bog trailer and limit how many dumb accidents we get to see unless he decides to change it.

I know I'm going to get blow back but some of you are way too attached to Cobra. He's not your friend and you don't have to write gay fanfics about him. He's a retard you watch on youtube, that occasionally does something really funny or finds a friend you find fascinating. Stop being angry over someone you have no personal relationship with. If that's from taxes or cow tippers, it's still just a dumb guy on the internet doing dumb things. Enjoy the show instead of acting like Tiktokers and Reddits trying to find the meaning to life in a retarded of age, consenting, alive, sexy, bad boy goth.

Should the incel tag be removed from the thread now he's eaten at Wendys or does it stay until he breaks up with her on facebook?
 
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Shiverpeaks said:
I know I'm going to get blow back but some of you are way too attached to Cobra. He's not your friend and you don't have to write gay fanfics about him. He's a retard you watch on youtube, that occasionally does something really funny or finds a friend you find fascinating
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Who is this aimed at? Who in this thread do you think is writing "gay fanfics" about him? What are you even trying to say here?
 
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Shiverpeaks said:
Cobra sitting in a chair farting and passing out drunk isn't entertaining. He's been a magnet pulling in weird people he can bounce off and be interesting from his earliest days. His current view is boring and was likely picked so the trolls couldn't complain how dirty his home is or see the door dash/police calls. It's going to ruin any new homies turning up to the bog trailer and limit how many dumb accidents we get to see unless he decides to change it.

I know I'm going to get blow back but some of you are way too attached to Cobra. He's not your friend and you don't have to write gay fanfics about him. He's a retard you watch on youtube, that occasionally does something really funny or finds a friend you find fascinating. Stop being angry over someone you have no personal relationship with. If that's from taxes or cow tippers, it's still just a dumb guy on the internet doing dumb things. Enjoy the show instead of acting like Tiktokers and Reddits trying to find the meaning to life in a retarded of age, consenting, alive, sexy, bad boy goth.

Should the incel tag be removed from the thread now he's eaten at Wendys or does it stay until he breaks up with her on facebook?
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Cobes is at his funniest when he’s just rambling by himself. You’re viewing homeboys through rose tinted glasses the majority of the time they were an annoying distraction. All the best cobra moments were him alone. Hair dye, “genetic” Mountain Dew, peach schnapps, deep frtd avacados, the infamous fries video, fiery fish pizza, t-shirt spelling error freakout, the sprite tropical remix meltdown all of that and countless others was him by himself. There’s literally only two notable funny times with somebody else and that’s the fish is dairy fiasco and the Budweiser challenge with darf.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Cobes is at his funniest when he’s just rambling by himself. You’re viewing homeboys through rose tinted glasses the majority of the time they were an annoying distraction. All the best cobra moments were him alone. Hair dye, “genetic” Mountain Dew, peach schnapps, deep frtd avacados, the infamous fries video, fiery fish pizza, t-shirt spelling error freakout, the sprite tropical remix meltdown all of that and countless others was him by himself. There’s literally only two notable funny times with somebody else and that’s the fish is dairy fiasco and the Budweiser challenge with darf.
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Yeah, the crappy Cobra content is because he was isolated and not doing stuff outside the apartment. If there's nothing to ramble about it's just loops.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Cobes is at his funniest when he’s just rambling by himself. You’re viewing homeboys through rose tinted glasses the majority of the time they were an annoying distraction. All the best cobra moments were him alone. Hair dye, “genetic” Mountain Dew, peach schnapps, deep frtd avacados, the infamous fries video, fiery fish pizza, t-shirt spelling error freakout, the sprite tropical remix meltdown all of that and countless others was him by himself. There’s literally only two notable funny times with somebody else and that’s the fish is dairy fiasco and the Budweiser challenge with darf.
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Distractions from 8 hour streams where he begs for money, does awful covers and blacks out drunk? Everyone views Cobra with rose tinted glasses because he's boring most the time. He needs something to break up his binge drinking streams and get him engaging with the outside world. Which has to be outsiders either door dashing him an awful abusive girlfriend or someone giving him a pet lizard to lose. He will loop the same thoughts forever if he's not interacted with.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Cobes is at his funniest when he’s just rambling by himself. You’re viewing homeboys through rose tinted glasses the majority of the time they were an annoying distraction. All the best cobra moments were him alone. Hair dye, “genetic” Mountain Dew, peach schnapps, deep frtd avacados, the infamous fries video, fiery fish pizza, t-shirt spelling error freakout, the sprite tropical remix meltdown all of that and countless others was him by himself. There’s literally only two notable funny times with somebody else and that’s the fish is dairy fiasco and the Budweiser challenge with darf.
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You're forgetting about Jared Brown, Homeboy Scotty, Warlord, Homeboy Jeremy, Cool Taste, and many others. Tons of memorable side characters in the cobraverse, it's just wrong to say they are "annoying distractions" unless you really love topping loops.
 
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BullfrogBill said:
You're forgetting about Jared Brown, Homeboy Scotty, Warlord, Homeboy Jeremy, Cool Taste, and many others. Tons of memorable side characters in the cobraverse, it's just wrong to say they are "annoying distractions" unless you really love topping loops.
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I wish Warlord was still around, if only because he would inevitably show up with NAL there and they could do lunatic battle.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
There’s literally only two notable funny times with somebody else and that’s the fish is dairy fiasco and the Budweiser challenge with darf.
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I usually agree with your posts but man this is a terrible take. While the majority of the best moments did happen while he was alone you have so many great homeboy moments I can't even list them here.
 
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BullfrogBill said:
You're forgetting about Jared Brown, Homeboy Scotty, Warlord, Homeboy Jeremy, Cool Taste, and many others. Tons of memorable side characters in the cobraverse, it's just wrong to say they are "annoying distractions" unless you really love topping loops.
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I mean people interacting with him in a broader sense is fine i meant more like when he had a guest on camera. Most of the time they were just there to mooch off him and not much else. It was fine to break things up but if he always had people over in every video it would be annoying. The occasional “guest star” is all fine and good but they’re notable because they’re few and far between sure. Goldfinger was pretty funny but I digress. It’s fine, but it’s not what I’m tuning in for or looking forward to out of his content gnomesayin? An occasional pleasant surprise but not what made him appealing to me or what I looked forward to.

Thing is we’re all chasing the dragon and trying to get back to some long lost cobra content “golden age” and that means something different to each of us so we have different ideas on how to “fix” things or what it’d look like if he put out the best content he ever did. I might disagree with what other people think cobra is funniest for but I can appreciate that cobies has a wide enough appeal that there’s varying aspects of what people like or don’t like about his content.

It’s kind of crazy and fairly regarded that this dumbass from Wyoming decided to make YouTube videos with very little thought behind them and now there’s people debating on the internet whether the video where he turned purple and looked like gg allin’s corpse is funnier than when he boiled eggs in Mountain Dew. TWU
 
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Senegalese POW said:
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Vid is only up for 9 minutes and he's already hit 420 views. TMDWU.

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