Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Honoring the few patrons he has left with a 23 second shoutout video twu.

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"Fuck, I got into a looney tunes explosion."
 
No more homeboys sitting in the background, no more tripping and beat his chair with his hat. With him stuck in this new cuck corner and NAL teaching him how mute his stream I think we are for some bleak times for the cobraverse.
What I have learnt with the boy is no matter the safety nets he will find a way to provide some absolute banger moments. But I agree the new angle is fucking depressing
 
Why the hell he does not have like 1 or 2 dollar patreon level. 6.50 the lowest? People expect something for 3 fiddy let alone 6.5 ...
 
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My favorite cobes moment
That one time he passed out and woke up with a blood-curdling scream was, as they, pure kino
I am strangely very grateful for that. Seems like those autistic interests permeate most cows and every time I have to listen to some greasy weirdo wax poetic over some dumb fucking anime my brain instantly turns off.
True that. Was the boy born some years later, Clint could've had a daughter more. Gotta say the image of Cobes in drag is quite haunting.
 
Not jealous , just tired of retards getting my money. Do what you want but forcing me to pay is a whole other game. That 943 comes from working people, the retard that is clint should foot the bill, not the rest of us.
I get that, but it's a pittance compared to corporate welfare. Unlike Cobes, the super-wealthy actively want to harm me and take away my rights and liberties, but I digress.
 
I know this is an unpopular opinion but I actually kind of like the new setup. The chair, the close quarters, the closed-in walls around him, they way he's much closer to the camera, it’s like he’s in the cockpit of a gothic fighter jet.
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Other benefits of the new setup
1. Not being able to see who's at the door means weens won't get to see their doordashes or police calls play out which means they won't get the satisfaction
2. Not being close to the door means he might not even be aware of people trying to end the stream short with such nonsense
3. Any junk that's sent like ice, shaving, dirt, etc won't be seen sitting in the background and won't give them the satisfaction of it
4. Cobes will have less distractions over all and we'll hopefully get more long streams as he can ignore the world around him and drink and smoke in his chair to his heart's content and lose track of time
 
Is his trailer poorly insulated or something? Dude has been wearing that cutie chaser coat ever since he got there.
Those manufactured homes have walls like paper, so yea it's going to be cold as fuck. He likely has the window open since he's smoking inside. It's also incredibly funny to me that people are jealous of his super luxurious fancy bog pad. The shed where I keep aquariums is larger, I couldn't imagine being upset that someone gets to live in that. As far as the new filming spot, he needs to put Shon in the background at the very least.
 
Discouraging weens is great and all but let's not pretend that seeing Cobes freak the fuck out over doordashed pizza with no cheese, topping, and sauce and then eating it with cat food on it to own the troles isn't funny and a large draw to watching Cobes in the first place. Sending strange and horny fags from Grindr or calling the cops on him is way too far but the paid doordashed orders don't bother me much since it's mostly harmless. We won't see Cobes stumbling around his trailer aimlessly like we did in both of his apartments and like others have said, this set up could be the final nail in the coffin for having side characters in the background. Especially with NAL being so determined to ruin every relationship Cobes has with anyone other than her and teaching him to mute the stream. We can't even see Shon anymore. We might be entering the dark age of the Cobraverse where most of what people loved about watching Cobes' streams is eradicated.

I really hope I get proved wrong, but I get the same feeling as when WingsofRedemption went on Lexapro for the first time forever ruining him as an entertaining lolcow.
 
Discouraging weens is great and all but let's not pretend that seeing Cobes freak the fuck out over doordashed pizza with no cheese, topping, and sauce and then eating it with cat food on it to own the troles isn't funny and a large draw to watching Cobes in the first place. Sending strange and horny fags from Grindr or calling the cops on him is way too far but the paid doordashed orders don't bother me much since it's mostly harmless. We won't see Cobes stumbling around his trailer aimlessly like we did in both of his apartments and like others have said, this set up could be the final nail in the coffin for having side characters in the background. Especially with NAL being so determined to ruin every relationship Cobes has with anyone other than her and teaching him to mute the stream. We can't even see Shon anymore. We might be entering the dark age of the Cobraverse where most of what people loved about watching Cobes' streams is eradicated.

I really hope I get proved wrong, but I get the same feeling as when WingsofRedemption went on Lexapro for the first time forever ruining him as an entertaining lolcow.
Yeah like 3 out of the 100 DoorDash orders were funny and the rest were cancerous and annoying. Not to mention he got annoyed by being constantly interrupted and stopped streaming or streamed for way less time. So, great, we get a handful of funny moments, a majority of unfunny moments, and less content over all. Sorry bud but Cobes has been funny for a decade before sending him DoorDash was an even a thing and he’ll be funny when it stops being a thing.
 
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