Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Just don't "get involved". We're having an awfully bad A-Logging issue as of late and I just know some over enthusiastic faggots are going to fling wrenches into the whole thing right as some legendary shit happens.
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Leave the A-Logging to the subreddit that follows him. They're not all bad, but that's where a lot of the A-logging and weenery takes place. This thread has been pretty quiet up until recently.
 
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Games said:
He would never ask for help to begin with, but assuming a literal miracle occurred and he did, the next question you’d want to ask is “Would he accept the kind of help he needs?” He just wouldn’t, it would require work and a level of willpower he’s not capable of understanding. He would have to suffer responsibility in the present to provide him some freedom for the future and he just can’t do that.

As an example, look at his lifestyle. Anything that provides immediate gratification is the only thing he chases. Booze, energy drinks, weed, his smokes, porn, the list goes on and on. Nothing he pursues requires some dedication or time.
When it comes to his art, which you’d think would require dedication and time, he cuts as many corners as humanly possible. He doesn’t invest time into learning new things, using new software, buying new microphones, hell he’s been sent new microphones and instead of taking the time to set them up properly he just discards them shortly after unless it plugs and plays. Instead of making things, he will just steal things and place his shit on top of it. Every album cover, tons of songs, every piece of merch, it’s all like that. Whenever he does any of this, it’s not a passion dedicated to art that drives him to finish things quickly. It’s a passion for getting a paycheck quickly, which will get him hammered quickly.

He cannot help himself and nobody can help him. His frame of reference for what “help” is is a passion for hedonistic pursuits and attempting to cut corners anywhere he can. They have their place and time but not for Josh, every day is their place and time.
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The latest 'chillin' stream reinforces that idea.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
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Ok here's a cut of Josh tripping on his gothic throne worn out prospector hat. Probably the funniest yet saddest thing I have ever seen.
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Local bald man tumbles and falls, national day of mourning enacted for victims of the tragedy. Next up, God has returned and you won't believe what "she" has to say about popular website owner!
 
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Q_Anon1001 said:
A couple of spare points for the new comers.

1. A subset of KingCobrasJSF subreddit believes he should be placed in a home and have discussed this at length. Cobes has been told this and he spergs out saying that if this ever happens, he's going to have to be dragged out of his apartment and he will just raise hell in the group home.
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It’s true, but he’s also said that he’d kill himself if he ever had to leave his old apartment. I think Josh is ultimately submissive after he pulls his initial fits, he will go with the flow if he really has to.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
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Ok here's a cut of Josh tripping on his gothic throne worn out prospector hat. Probably the funniest yet saddest thing I have ever seen.
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0:13 is the very essence of an alky scream of rage. Someone needs to clip that and send it to university theater programs around the world so aspiring actors can learn just the proper pitch and warble for playing Drunken Abusive Husband #302975
 
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Games said:
It’s true, but he’s also said that he’d kill himself if he ever had to leave his old apartment. I think Josh is ultimately submissive after he pulls his initial fits, he will go with the flow if he really has to.
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He's threatened to commit suicide at the drop of a hat as a kid and knew it got him what he wanted.

Besides, we've all seen how he attempts suicide...

 
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:story: Today's earlier stream. :story:

Our Dark Lord learned nothing from the hilarious shitfest last night. Any time self awareness would creep in, he would immediately shift the blame onto Exhumed Visions, social media, etc.

No mention of changing his life. No plans to stop drinking and watching Terrance Popp videos in smelly isolation.

He will be back streaming soon. Our Dark Lord's magic is too powerful to be constrained.
 
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Thomas Highway said:
:story: Today's earlier stream. :story:

Our Dark Lord learned nothing from the hilarious shitfest last night. Any time self awareness would creep in, he would immediately shift the blame onto Exhumed Visions, social media, etc.

No mention of changing his life. No plans to stop drinking and watching Terrance Popp videos in smelly isolation.

He will be back streaming soon. Our Dark Lord's magic is too powerful to be constrained.
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He doesn't need therapy, dood, he just needs to make smarter decisions...
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
He doesn't need therapy, dood, he just needs to make smarter decisions...
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Unironically though, therapy would probably change nothing. He acts like he's listening whenever someone gives him advice, but he's just listening to sick metal riffs in his head. Cobes will never do something if he doesn't want to do it, and since he has less time preference than a magpie he'll never want to change. The closest he gets is saying "I'll only have four beers tonight and save the rest for tomorrow" and even then he fails.
I think he's destined to burn out like a rockstar badboy and no one can stop him.
 
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Ok here's a cut of Josh tripping on his gothic throne worn out prospector hat. Probably the funniest yet saddest thing I have ever seen.
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boy josh is a disaster anymore. his drunken rage knows no bounds. after the cigarette broke he assaulted his beloved pork pie hat and stomped the shit out of it. what I want to know is what was on the small yellow paper he had on his following day regret stream. interesting....
 
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