Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[biggacracka]

Explorers in the further regions of regardation.

Gothic badboys to some. Boglims to others.

He will tear your foodhack apart

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

A fiber line... in a trailer park... in Casper Wyoming?

Eh, I meant previously when he was in the conquistadors (now the pronghorn apartments), but I'm sure spectrum services his area which would be a huge upgrade even with their cheapest plan.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

A fiber line... in a trailer park... in Casper Wyoming?

Isn't the entire internet backbone ran off a fiber line? Much like how electricity is ran off a backbone of power lines.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

"Pronghorn" sounds like the name of a gay bar.

Forced gay by a Goth bad boy, you hate to see it.

 

[North Oakland Avenue]

Ah, I didn't see the full stream. Makes sense, however his Internet is slow because he has the shittest ISP available in casper. Centurylink which is like 80MB/s DSL. I always find that funny because he could get a 1gig fiber line for nearly the same price, I'm pretty sure it's available in his area.

80MBp/s is 640Mbp/s, I don't think that's even possible on the fastest DSL lines anywhere in the world. If you meant 80Mbp/s, that's still pretty good. DSL is generally symmetrical meaning he'd have 80Mbp/s upload as well. DSL doesn't need upload and download channel asymmetry like cable internet.

That's actually faster than my cable/DOCSIS Internet bandwidth. For reference a 1080p video stream uses about 8Mbp/s. Up or down.

 

[Sugriva]

Looks like Frasier in the early seasons.

Oh baby I hear the Homedad callin', a lot's up and costs $6k. And you know that's no bullshit Toobs, well maybe, but I digress. But I don't know what to do with this cheap vodka and Skittles mead, Clint's callin' again.

Dorito chocolate calzone all OVER my face. What is a bog to do?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

MBp/s

It was a typo, I meant Mbp/s

 

[crash test kanye]

I love how can openers are eldritch artifacts that require multiple doctorates in order to use properly in the cobraverse.

For real. If there wasn’t a video of this I would have never believed it. Hell, it’s still difficult to process while watching the video. The cognitive dissonance generated from witnessing such exceptional stupidity cripples my brain.

 

[NoosJunki]

My favorite Jessica-ism so far is “AND THAT’S A FACT!” Or “I KNOW I’M UGLY, I HAVE THE PROOF!”
Like, is she saying she’s going to just hold up a picture of herself? What would even constitute “proof” someone is ugly? Just looking at them isn’t enough in her mind? Truly fascinating.

Lol every Methica stream is the episode of SpongeBob where he eats that rotten sundae

 

[Retreaded Tire]

ETA he goes to watchcartoononline? TMDWU
it's a pirated cartoon site

TMDWTFIU

 

[3deadniggers]

Has Cobra ever been into horror films? It would be fun to see a bog watch along to classics like Halloween or Elm street.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Has Cobra ever been into horror films? It would be fun to see a bog watch along to classics like Halloween or Elm street.

I'd be more interested in him watching sleepaway camp and the gender relations jannie rant that follows when the killer is unveiled.

 

[Ran-chan]

The only media I can remember Cobes talking about watching is either Youtube or shit he saw as a kid on Cartoon Network or whatever. His gothic badboy persona appears to have no effect on his media consumtion outside of listening to Ozzy and Cradle of Filth. The one that always surprises me when he brings it up is Tenchi Muyo

 

[Shinkai]

I still wish cobes would do a couple gaming streams. But when I think about it it could end up more eventful than a normal stream with only occasional grunts at the screen.

Would he worth it for another iconic LOSER photo

 

[3deadniggers]

The only media I can remember Cobes talking about watching is either Youtube or shit he saw as a kid on Cartoon Network or whatever. His gothic badboy persona appears to have no effect on his media consumtion outside of listening to Ozzy and Cradle of Filth. The one that always surprises me when he brings it up is Tenchi Muyo

Tenchi was one of the early toonami shows. It aired alongside DBZ and Gundam Wing. Cobes would have been the right age to catch episodes

 

[Drive-By Comment]

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Holy fuck, I finally found evidence. Page 1710. This weird green shit was in his "hair" for like a week.

WTF. Did he try replacing bald spot spray with one of his own cans.
Although as he washes his head only monthly probably, could just be dye spray. But why would one use it to try color their male pattern baldness.

 

[Umaibae]

WTF. Did he try replacing bald spot spray with one of his own cans.
Although as he washes his head only monthly probably, could just be dye spray. But why would one use it to try color their male pattern baldness.

It was green temporary hair dye in a spray can, the kind teenage girls use for, like, high school spirit days and Halloween.

 

[anliteralidiot]

The one that always surprises me when he brings it up is Tenchi Muyo

tenchi Muyo kicked ass
the guy had a lot of bitches, and robots twu

 

[GentleGenosha]

I don’t remember if he gave an explanation for the green dye on his scalp. Didn’t he just randomly show up in a video “responce” or chillin with his skull swampified?

 

[Baby Cakes]

I don’t remember if he gave an explanation for the green dye on his scalp. Didn’t he just randomly show up in a video “responce” or chillin with his skull swampified?

Clint took him to a stylist. Cobes said he had an appointment in a video he uploaded just before he went.