Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ibeatmywife]

It’s really telling that if Cobes has a kid he plans to name it after a character famous for being an ugly deformed retarded kid that got bullied to death
View attachment 6063971

Jason Voorhees Saunders will be well respected around casper trole nal said so herself

 

[Down From The Champions]

The only media I can remember Cobes talking about watching is either Youtube or shit he saw as a kid on Cartoon Network or whatever.

He said about wanting to watch the western movie Tombstone with Jessica and he had a poster of The Dip Run, some terrible movie by Youtubers.

 

[JambledUpWords]

It’s really telling that if Cobes has a kid he plans to name it after a character famous for being an ugly deformed retarded kid that got bullied to death
View attachment 6063971

To be fair, if Cobes ever does manage to reproduce, that kid likely will look a bit weird. Even before going goblinmode, his facial proportions were a bit odd.

 

[anliteralidiot]

(the border color doesn't mean anything, and some are unused)
Alright, I have:
- 4 Chairs
- 18 Friends (2 goldfinger variants, 2 shon variants, 3 puffers icons)
- 12 hats
- 1 Love
The letter before the sprite name designates what they are.
I know there are more girls that could go in the Loves folder, but, frankly, I have no pictures, just names. So, it would be greatly 'preciated to have some pictures of them, and I'll gladly make little icons for them. I'm still relatively new to Cobes' lore, and there's a lot.
I was also considering making icons for video topic (Food, Drink, Hack, Rant, Stream, Mead, Guitar, Ride Bike), but I don't want to get too carried away. If I need to add more people, tell me here because I'm fuckin' weird and I don't check my userpage a lot.
Hope this helps the wiki look better.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

If somebody has examples of times the Boy was seen practicing forms of magic, it would be great help to the list of spells currently being built on the Boglimpedia as well.

 

[Shinkai]

To be fair, if Cobes ever does manage to reproduce, that kid likely will look a bit weird. Even before going goblinmode, his facial proportions were a bit odd.

A bit?

 

[Drive-By Comment]

If somebody has examples of times the Boy was seen practicing forms of magic, it would be great help to the list of spells currently being built on the Boglimpedia as well.

Just writing "kingcobrajfs magic" on youtube seems to yield results well. Also leads to video link to be added easily.
Traffic lights and thunder seems to be most important uses of magic. Box cutting seems to be the most practical one. He can do curses also, but does not want to use his powers on evil I think.

 

[Swamp Thang]

If somebody has examples of times the Boy was seen practicing forms of magic, it would be great help to the list of spells currently being built on the Boglimpedia as well.

He turned me into a newt.

Making chi balls, the aforementioned traffic lights and storms, he can use his dark powers to influence events like stopping osama bin laden, and cast circles of protection too. I'm not too sure about other applications of magic, it doesn't really come up too often unless he wants to sound cool.

Some say he can also cast illusion magic and tricks people into thinking he smells good.

 

[Shinkai]

Just writing "kingcobrajfs magic" on youtube seems to yield results well. Also leads to video link to be added easily.
Traffic lights and thunder seems to be most important uses of magic. Box cutting seems to be the most practical one. He can do curses also, but does not want to use his powers on evil I think.

And the hope someone gets into a car crash spell lol

 

[Drive-By Comment]

And the hope someone gets into a car crash spell lol

Well lets just say he does not have actually too strong principles about using powers for evil.
Like his trolls. He definitely does not want them doing bad to people... but when someone pisses him off he uses that summon without hesitation.

Some say he can also cast illusion magic and tricks people into thinking he smells good.

I also have theory that Dry Spell and Balding Spell might have been result of accidents in his early practice in dark arts.

 

[Slim Boglim]

View attachment 6064080
(the border color doesn't mean anything, and some are unused)
Alright, I have:
- 4 Chairs
- 18 Friends (2 goldfinger variants, 2 shon variants, 3 puffers icons)
- 12 hats
- 1 Love
The letter before the sprite name designates what they are.
I know there are more girls that could go in the Loves folder, but, frankly, I have no pictures, just names. So, it would be greatly 'preciated to have some pictures of them, and I'll gladly make little icons for them. I'm still relatively new to Cobes' lore, and there's a lot.
I was also considering making icons for video topic (Food, Drink, Hack, Rant, Stream, Mead, Guitar, Ride Bike), but I don't want to get too carried away. If I need to add more people, tell me here because I'm fuckin' weird and I don't check my userpage a lot.
Hope this helps the wiki look better.

Once you run out of people you can start on inanimate objects he’s fought with. That way we can do a mock fighting game character selection for a game where the player later is just Josh variants and inanimate objects
Some off the top of my head
- the bottle that wouldn’t stay on the desk
- a lighter
- a kfc bag
- a pizza box
- his own “piehigh” hat
- his vice grip
- various can openers
- a whammy bar
- his guitar
- his cigarette

 

[anliteralidiot]

- a kfc bag

I've been looking for an excuse to make a double down... or a general icon for loops...

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I also have theory that Dry Spell and Balding Spell might have been result of accidents in his early practice in dark arts.

I presume this is true at least of his Eternal Clumsiness Spell.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Once you run out of people you can start on inanimate objects he’s fought with. That way we can do a mock fighting game character selection for a game where the player later is just Josh variants and inanimate objects
Some off the top of my head
- the bottle that wouldn’t stay on the desk
- a lighter
- a kfc bag
- a pizza box
- his own “piehigh” hat
- his vice grip
- various can openers
- a whammy bar
- his guitar
- his cigarette

His oven when he sperged out and started kicking it because the bag if Lay's he was eating had "Smile" printed on the packaging.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I also have theory that Dry Spell and Balding Spell might have been result of accidents in his early practice in dark arts.

*fuck me double posting tired like a homo again.

His Dry Spell is by far his most effective spell yet. What was meant to be used on the trolls got used on him. He only broke the spell with NAL, but breaking it with a bog witch is a cruel twist of fate.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Oh man, I'd love some sprites for his classic food hack ingredients

Lucrene
Serenghetto
Country Crock Original
Bud Light Platinum
Bacon bits
Ranch dressing
Garlic butter cups

I know I'm just adding to the noise of the new wiki creation, but I'm excited.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Oh man, I'd love some sprites for his classic food hack ingredients

Lucrene
Serenghetto
Country Crock Original
Bud Light Platinum
Bacon bits
Ranch dressing
Garlic butter cups

I know I'm just adding to the noise of the new wiki creation, but I'm excited.

Other food hacks:

• Doritos
• Mustard
• Triscuits
• Mayonnaise
• Twinkies
• Shredded cheese
• Toothpicks
• Cheetos

 

[grand larsony]

Does anyone know how Cobra ended up getting together with Deathbed Tapes? I just checked out their channel and they've actually got some half decent stuff on there, which I didn't expect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKUjsDipznw

Also, does anyone know why they released Blunt Wraps & Cobra Coils for free on their channel? I was writing the wiki article for that one and I don't really get why it's up on their channel. Isn't the whole point that they're trying to sell his music?

 

[anliteralidiot]

I don't really get why it's up on their channel. Isn't the whole point that they're trying to sell his music?

wouldn't it be like any other reason music YouTube channels upload? like it's advertising, even if it's the whole song

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

A bit? View attachment 6064104

When he dies, his body needs to be studied. Those proportions are just insane. His skeleton might confuse the shit out of future archeologists and make them think there was a human subspecies that lived in the ancient land once known as Wyoming. Homo Sapiens Boglimus.

If you look back at the old pics of him with Stephanie, you'll notice that his gourd is the size of her entire torso, or about twice the size of her head.