Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bogliacci]

I'm actually curious. All things considered with the frequent police visits and so on that if Clit had the idea to inform the police Josh was moving address so that they know who they're dealing with before hand. They've been good to him despite everything and I give them props. He can be a handful but besides the arrest that they gave him multiple chances to get out of and his own regardation is the only reason he got booked just shows that.

Also sorry if some of my posts do seem a bit badly laid out I am quite dyslexic and rely on my phone a bit to help me out so make mistakes. Apologies if it's difficult to make out sometimes

IIRC the location of the trailer park actually puts Josh in a new police department's area. It's small, so if the same antics start happening they'll become familiar with him quick no doubt. I bet Clint also probably called them to discuss the risk of swats on Josh.

 

[bonified retard]

I don't think he meant the same.cops, just that Josh is a handful, but he's usually good with the police.

"They've been good to him despite everything and I give them props. He can be a handful but besides the arrest that they gave him..."

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Someone is claiming to have bought jessica a ticket to the bog trailer. Will be a week long and is pretty soon if true. I wonder if this was the "good news" nal needed to tell josh

Also idk why anyone actually wants to see her go there unless they legitimately want to see him homeless or living with his dad permanently. She easily got him evicted from his apartment how many trips can the bog trailer really endure?

At least the neighbors won't be stuck in the same building as the bog hag but those noise complaints will be rolling in in no time.

 

[Your Landlord]

I'm actually curious. All things considered with the frequent police visits and so on that if Clit had the idea to inform the police Josh was moving address so that they know who they're dealing with before hand. They've been good to him despite everything and I give them props. He can be a handful but besides the arrest that they gave him multiple chances to get out of and his own regardation is the only reason he got booked just shows that.

Also sorry if some of my posts do seem a bit badly laid out I am quite dyslexic and rely on my phone a bit to help me out so make mistakes. Apologies if it's difficult to make out sometimes

There's no way that they didn't inform the local PD of Josh's issues with troles, but it won't make any difference in the officers showing up. The things the troles report to the police require them to show up: underage girl flashing, drunk and injured, playing with guns/potential suicide. I'm 99% certain many of the cops that show up actually are "fans", like the officer that showed up when Jessica visited for the first time; they'll know what's up with him but they still have to respond just in case the call is real.

Regarding your dyslexia, I can't think of a single bad or incoherent post of yours in the time I've spent here. You're all good, Cobro.

 

[3deadniggers]

Who's taking bets on what NAL destroys? I bet she breaks a window or punches Josh.

He will have to move the camera to live stream them both so some of you will be happy.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Who's taking bets on what NAL destroys? I bet she breaks a window or punches Josh.

He will have to move the camera to live stream them both so some of you will be happy.

At least one plush, and any glass baking dish he has.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Was getting some potting mix and other stuff at the garden store earlier.

Almost busted out laughing in the checkout line when, for some reason, I thought of "I asked for two cups of garlic butter, but they hooked your boy up with three" from that Suno song. He rules my sad life so hard.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

If NAL comes back I'm taking a break from this thread. She brings horrible vibes to the Cobraverse and makes everything weird and uncomfortable. Not into watching our boy get tormented by a mentally ill harpy who should choke on her vomit in her sleep.

 

[3deadniggers]

If NAL comes back I'm taking a break from this thread. She brings horrible vibes to the Cobraverse and makes everything weird and uncomfortable. Not into watching our boy get tormented by a mentally ill harpy who should choke on her vomit in her sleep.

Everyone hates NAL. The trolls send her to Cobra because she's so vile.

 

[BullfrogBill]

I hate NAL but I wouldn't mind if she came back, she's just another kooky side character in the cobraverse as far as i'm concerned and crazy entertaining shit always happens when she's in Casper. The worst thing about her imo is that she taught Cobes to mute

 

[lezbreal]

Not quite a clock tower, but a cupola would come in nicely.


It could be installed over the youtube room with a rope leading down to the chair.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Once you run out of people you can start on inanimate objects he’s fought with. That way we can do a mock fighting game character selection for a game where the player later is just Josh variants and inanimate objects
Some off the top of my head
- the bottle that wouldn’t stay on the desk
- a lighter
- a kfc bag
- a pizza box
- his own “piehigh” hat
- his vice grip
- various can openers
- a whammy bar
- his guitar
- his cigarette

Um... cobra cane? His biggest inanimate trol.

 

[Rotogravure]

If NAL returns, I fully expect another DV call. And if Cobes is removed from the trailer for the night, I also fully expect NAL to trash it and possibly set it ablaze.

 

[Törni]

Honestly thought this was a Boglim Chronicles video on first look at the thumbnail.

 

[lezbreal]

I also fully expect NAL to trash it and possibly set it ablaze.

Fire, fire, burn it down! Fire, fire, to the ground!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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If NAL returns, I fully expect another DV call. And if Cobes is removed from the trailer for the night, I also fully expect NAL to trash it and possibly set it ablaze.

I expect another "I don't want to talk about it" before he moves back into Clint's basement. NAL is jord's third biggest trole at this point.

 

[Umaibae]

IIRC the location of the trailer park actually puts Josh in a new police department's area. It's small, so if the same antics start happening they'll become familiar with him quick no doubt. I bet Clint also probably called them to discuss the risk of swats on Josh.

Casper PD is still Casper PD. Being under the coverage area of a different station is doesn’t mean it’s not the same department. This is a small town, not Manhattan. They will know who he is.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

If NAL returns, I fully expect another DV call. And if Cobes is removed from the trailer for the night, I also fully expect NAL to trash it and possibly set it ablaze.

I imagine it'll be something like this:

"Messica... you're next."

 

[Giant Machine]

Someone is claiming to have bought jessica a ticket to the bog trailer. Will be a week long and is pretty soon if true. I wonder if this was the "good news" nal needed to tell josh

Also idk why anyone actually wants to see her go there unless they legitimately want to see him homeless or living with his dad permanently. She easily got him evicted from his apartment how many trips can the bog trailer really endure?

NAL is far worse for Cobes than the random ice bag and wood chip deliveries. Worse than even cop welfare checks. They are spending hundreds in hopes that something horrible happens to Josh (which is quite possible with NAL imo). That cunt needs to vanish from his life.

 

[ash_clown]

If NAL returns, I fully expect another DV call. And if Cobes is removed from the trailer for the night, I also fully expect NAL to trash it and possibly set it ablaze.

I would expect NAL to get removed before cobes... She would have no legal reason to remain in the residence even if he got placed under arrest.

If it's to be believed Clint's the owner of the trailer and cobes is the listed tenant of that lot she's gonna be shit outta luck. As soon as one of them say she's not welcome, she'll have no leg to stand on. I digress, the cops know and have worked with our boy many times before, they are gonna have a field day with the hagraven screaming and being belligerent with them.

I digress again, if cobes isn't completely regarded he'd record whatever happens if/when she shows up. He knows this bitch is crazy and it would only cover his ass from her self harm bullshit.

Praise cobras magic I want to see this cunt get thrown into a Wyoming jail cell. TMDWUT