Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He must have Verizon 5G.

In one of his videos ~2 years ago when he was begging for money to pay his Internet bill he said he needed the "like 50 dollars to pay centurylink", he might have changed since then but I don't know. I suspect that clint took over the bill payment (making sure it's paid) because he hasn't had to beg for Internet money in quite a while and the only trouble he had was because of snowfall from the blizzard, not nonpayment.

Does anyone know how Cobra ended up getting together with Deathbed Tapes?

IIRC deathbed said on reddit he was a fan and approached him. As far as I can remember that's what he said.

 

[Jobama]

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(the border color doesn't mean anything, and some are unused)
Alright, I have:
- 4 Chairs
- 18 Friends (2 goldfinger variants, 2 shon variants, 3 puffers icons)
- 12 hats
- 1 Love
The letter before the sprite name designates what they are.
I know there are more girls that could go in the Loves folder, but, frankly, I have no pictures, just names. So, it would be greatly 'preciated to have some pictures of them, and I'll gladly make little icons for them. I'm still relatively new to Cobes' lore, and there's a lot.
I was also considering making icons for video topic (Food, Drink, Hack, Rant, Stream, Mead, Guitar, Ride Bike), but I don't want to get too carried away. If I need to add more people, tell me here because I'm fuckin' weird and I don't check my userpage a lot.
Hope this helps the wiki look better.

If you’re looking for more people to add as sprites you should probably add Stephanie, Cooltaste, Ellen, Rasta Jeremy, Gothic Dee, Fat Fuck from Kentucky, Bitesize, Chazz, Summer, Exhumed Visions, Deathbed Tapes, Funsize Felicia, and of course Mrs Green. Here’s picture of Couch Chris in case you wanted to make a sprite of his face.

 

[anliteralidiot]

If you’re looking for more people to add as sprites you should probably add Stephanie, Cooltaste, Ellen, Rasta Jeremy, Gothic Dee, Fat Fuck from Kentucky, Bitesize, Chazz, Summer, Exhumed Visions, Deathbed Tapes, Funsize Felicia, and of course Mrs Green. Here’s picture of Couch Chris in case you wanted to make a sprite of his face.
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thank you!
I'll add a Couch Chris face for sure.

 

[JambledUpWords]

If you’re looking for more people to add as sprites you should probably add Stephanie, Cooltaste, Ellen, Rasta Jeremy, Gothic Dee, Fat Fuck from Kentucky, Bitesize, Chazz, Summer, Exhumed Visions, Deathbed Tapes, Funsize Felicia, and of course Mrs Green. Here’s picture of Couch Chris in case you wanted to make a sprite of his face.
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Cobes had such a baby face before he just gave into all his vices.

 

[ASeabear8952]

When he dies, his body needs to be studied. Those proportions are just insane. His skeleton might confuse the shit out of future archeologists and make them think there was a human subspecies that lived in the ancient land once known as Wyoming. Homo Sapiens Boglimus.

If you look back at the old pics of him with Stephanie, you'll notice that his gourd is the size of her entire torso, or about twice the size of her head.

Not to mention we need an autopsy done. We just need to see what makes those organs so damn durable.

I’m of the belief that the Boglim is not a human subspecies, but the missing link between humans and apes.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Not to mention we need an autopsy done. We just need to see what makes those organs so damn durable.

I’m of the belief that the Boglim is not a human subspecies, but the missing link between humans and apes.

His Constitution stat must be off the charts. His lifestyle would've made any normal human shit themselves to death, die of obesity related complications or develop cancer from the sheer amount of carcinogens in his living space.

And all it ever did to Cobes was cause a cognitive decline and make him physically age faster than normal.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

When he dies, his body needs to be studied. Those proportions are just insane. His skeleton might confuse the shit out of future archeologists and make them think there was a human subspecies that lived in the ancient land once known as Wyoming. Homo Sapiens Boglimus.

If you look back at the old pics of him with Stephanie, you'll notice that his gourd is the size of her entire torso, or about twice the size of her head.

"My Gawd, have we discovered the skeletal remains of Mr. Peanut?!"

 

[Drive-By Comment]

In one of his videos ~2 years ago when he was begging for money to pay his Internet bill he said he needed the "like 50 dollars to pay centurylink", he might have changed since then but I don't know. I suspect that clint took over the bill payment (making sure it's paid) because he hasn't had to beg for Internet money in quite a while and the only trouble he had was because of snowfall from the blizzard, not nonpayment.

Well I do wonder if CenturyLink delivered more than 500 Kbps upstream connections to previous places. I mean, ain't that actual speed like 50 KBps.

 

[Shinkai]

When he dies, his body needs to be studied. Those proportions are just insane. His skeleton might confuse the shit out of future archeologists and make them think there was a human subspecies that lived in the ancient land once known as Wyoming. Homo Sapiens Boglimus.

If you look back at the old pics of him with Stephanie, you'll notice that his gourd is the size of her entire torso, or about twice the size of her head.

Homo-Sandeux. A strange offshoot of Homo-Sapien with no known direct evolutionarily chain

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

Also, does anyone know why they released Blunt Wraps & Cobra Coils for free on their channel? I was writing the wiki article for that one and I don't really get why it's up on their channel. Isn't the whole point that they're trying to sell his music?

Just a guess, but I'd say because the beats are sourced from multiple people and it would be a bitch calculating the percentages.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Someone is claiming to have bought jessica a ticket to the bog trailer. Will be a week long and is pretty soon if true. I wonder if this was the "good news" nal needed to tell josh

Also idk why anyone actually wants to see her go there unless they legitimately want to see him homeless or living with his dad permanently. She easily got him evicted from his apartment how many trips can the bog trailer really endure?

 

[Exist0]

Would the various guitars be something to add to the wiki?

 

[underoo underarmour]

Someone is claiming to have bought jessica a ticket to the bog trailer. Will be a week long and is pretty soon if true. I wonder if this was the "good news" nal needed to tell josh

Also idk why anyone actually wants to see her go there unless they legitimately want to see him homeless or living with his dad permanently. She easily got him evicted from his apartment how many trips can the bog trailer really endure?

As much as I enjoy some actual content from the boy, I can't stand seeing him legit abused. The off camera fight where she BPD gaslights him about using the wrong pan for 15 min was painful. When drunk Josh becomes the voice of reason in a given situation, the other person is truly a sicko.

NAL is such a garbage human. Josh's appeal to me is his ability to be fully regarded but fall up (or at least not completely on his face) despite his best efforts. While I desire his antics and occasional sperging out, I do not wish to see him emotionally abused.

She will land him in jail. She's going to have a super loud meltdown, the police will get called, and she will have slapped herself. That's all it takes for him to go to jail again. NAL isn't a content arc, she's a scarecrow made of alcohol and garbage with a fastfood vagina powered by mental illness and evil.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

If you’re looking for more people to add as sprites you should probably add Stephanie, Cooltaste, Ellen, Rasta Jeremy, Gothic Dee, Fat Fuck from Kentucky, Bitesize, Chazz, Summer, Exhumed Visions, Deathbed Tapes, Funsize Felicia, and of course Mrs Green. Here’s picture of Couch Chris in case you wanted to make a sprite of his face.
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Couch Chris reminds me of the guy in my recent dreams (except the one in my dream had no eyes and had aphantasia).

Cobes often make a face somewhat that of a fish I see.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Would the various guitars be something to add to the wiki?

Absolutely. There's the one he smashed which was his original guitar, the Starcaster which he kept calling a Stratocaster and his current BC Rich Warlock.

 

[Shinkai]

Someone is claiming to have bought jessica a ticket to the bog trailer. Will be a week long and is pretty soon if true. I wonder if this was the "good news" nal needed to tell josh

Also idk why anyone actually wants to see her go there unless they legitimately want to see him homeless or living with his dad permanently. She easily got him evicted from his apartment how many trips can the bog trailer really endure?

Hoping for this to be fake but honestly it's happened before it's gonna happen again. I know trailer parks aren't all the stereotypes you see online but I'm sure as shit they will have far less tolerance than the Conquistadors did

 

[anliteralidiot]

Hoping for this to be fake but honestly it's happened before it's gonna happen again. I know trailer parks aren't all the stereotypes you see online but I'm sure as shit they will have far less tolerance than the Conquistadors did

And Josh might not have an Aaron to stay with if the cops intervene...

 

[Shinkai]

And Josh might not have an Aaron to stay with if the cops intervene...

I'm actually curious. All things considered with the frequent police visits and so on that if Clit had the idea to inform the police Josh was moving address so that they know who they're dealing with before hand. They've been good to him despite everything and I give them props. He can be a handful but besides the arrest that they gave him multiple chances to get out of and his own regardation is the only reason he got booked just shows that.

Also sorry if some of my posts do seem a bit badly laid out I am quite dyslexic and rely on my phone a bit to help me out so make mistakes. Apologies if it's difficult to make out sometimes

 

[bonified retard]

I'm actually curious. All things considered with the frequent police visits and so on that if Clit had the idea to inform the police Josh was moving address so that they know who they're dealing with before hand. They've been good to him despite everything and I give them props. He can be a handful but besides the arrest that they gave him multiple chances to get out of and his own regardation is the only reason he got booked just shows that.

He got arrested at a gas station in Cheyenne. Not the same cops.

 

[anliteralidiot]

He got arrested at a gas station in Cheyenne. Not the same cops.

I don't think he meant the same.cops, just that Josh is a handful, but he's usually good with the police.