Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Swamp Thang]

As if his hovel didn't smell enough like cat piss

 

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Trailer parks a ripe with free range kitty's.

Hopefully Cobes becomes a real-life Bubbles.

Liquor and whores...
Liquor aaaaaaannnnddd whoooooooressss

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I'm pretty sure he actually said a dog and a cat were trolls before.

Cats are all naturally born trolls.

 

[Captain Ahab]

it's very weird, cobes seems less drunk but more low energy. something (or someone) is keeping him from getting it twisted and it's bumming him out.

think maybe living in a trailer is hurting his ego too, even though it's objectively nicer than his last place. there's a certain stigma around trailers and i can see cobes getting really bothered by it (and im sure the usual suspects are texting him "BETTER NOT BE TRAILER TRASH BOY").

He spent years talking about gender relations, women, and how he will own the trolls when he finally gets laid. To call the end to his dry spell anticlimactic would be an understatement. It turned his life upside down and got him evicted. The trolls are still laughing at him, and he doesn’t have anything to look forward to anymore.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Didn’t NAL get him a pothos plant like I suggested a bunch of pages ago? That’s all he needs to try and keep alive. Plants. Lol.

He probably left it at the apartment, but I do remember her getting him one. Boy needs a boob cactus.

Just keep it above 50°F, put it in a bright window, and water...eventually.

 

[ibeatmywife]

He also ended his dryspell via hagravenwaterdemon who will now not leave him alone unless police are involved. Guaranteed she just shows up at his place apparently she already has the ticket and isn't listening to him about it.

 

[JambledUpWords]

He spent years talking about gender relations, women, and how he will own the trolls when he finally gets laid. To call the end to his dry spell anticlimactic would be an understatement. It turned his life upside down and got him evicted. The trolls are still laughing at him, and he doesn’t have anything to look forward to anymore.

NAL did what most women wouldn’t want to do: end Cobra’s dry spell. The fact he even found a woman willing enough to do it is a miracle. His lack of hygiene and rotting teeth are a hard sell. That said, it would be less embarrassing to just use a sex doll this time around instead of getting off to NAL. A sex doll also won’t put him at risk for eviction.

 

[funscape]

He spent years talking about gender relations, women, and how he will own the trolls when he finally gets laid. To call the end to his dry spell anticlimactic would be an understatement. It turned his life upside down and got him evicted. The trolls are still laughing at him, and he doesn’t have anything to look forward to anymore.

His sexual chi magicka has been drained by the bog witch. He's quite literally out of mana.

 

[biggacracka]

Bit late, but I highly doubt Cobes would get hinself a cat unless it's some kind of Sphynx, British Shorthair mix. The boy needs his pets to be special or highly customized. A regular cat simply isn't goth enough. TMDWU!

Pet hacks when?
Hopefully never, BUUUUUT imagine the frankenstein shit he would come up.
"So toobz, here's my new pet hack. I crossbred a cat, a lizard and a crow, in the shape of a clocktower bell, it looks pretty goth and keeps asking me to end its suffering, very bad ass. Unfortunately KFC took the double down but I digress"

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Pet hacks when?

Cobes does look like someone who would taxidermy road kill, but he's too retarded for the nuances of that. He can barely spray paint twigs unfortunately.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Pet hacks when?
Hopefully never, BUUUUUT imagine the frankenstein shit he would come up.
"So toobz, here's my new pet hack. I crossbred a cat, a lizard and a crow, in the shape of a clocktower bell, it looks pretty goth and keeps asking me to end its suffering, very bad ass. Unfortunately KFC took the double down but I digress"

I think we all have a pretty good idea what cobes would come up with.

 

[AnOminous]

That is google maps being retarded
Here is the pdf map of his trailer park.
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So any opinion on this place? Is this the kind of place where you can get away with Trailer Park Boys type antics? Or the type with old people who will call the cops if their neighbor is playing Barry Manilow too loudly?

 

[JaneThough]

Hopefully Cobes becomes a real-life Bubbles.

Liquor and whores...
Liquor aaaaaaannnnddd whoooooooressss

Bubbles was a damn businessman, running his shopping cart business AND kitty motel. Cobes is Leahy at best. Specifically blue Leahy.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Bubbles was a damn businessman, running his shopping cart business AND kitty motel. Cobes is Leahy at best. Specifically blue Leahy.

Cobes can't be assed to put the effort into his wand business. A boglim business empire is just a pipe dream at this point.

 

[crying and shidding]

So any opinion on this place? Is this the kind of place where you can get away with Trailer Park Boys type antics? Or the type with old people who will call the cops if their neighbor is playing Barry Manilow too loudly?

Reviews for the park mention their rules being strict. I'm assuming lots of old people with way too much time on their hands. He doesn't do anything outside anymore so as long as he doesn't scream too loudly too often, and keeps the guitar amp down he'll probably stay under the radar somewhat for now.
Also call me late but I just saw this when looking at the reviews. I was kinda surprised there was just the one knowing how it was with the conquistadors.

 

[a bar of tactical soap]

Bubbles was a damn businessman, running his shopping cart business AND kitty motel. Cobes is Leahy at best. Specifically blue Leahy.

Cobra is closer in appearance and intelligence to Randy, but thinks he looks and acts like Julian.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Cory, Trevor, duster, let's go.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Cobra is closer in appearance and intelligence to Randy, but thinks he looks and acts like Julian.

He's Julian drunk on swish.

 

[AnOminous]

Reviews for the park mention their rules being strict. I'm assuming lots of old people with way too much time on their hands. He doesn't do anything outside anymore so as long as he doesn't scream too loudly too often, and keeps the guitar amp down he'll probably stay under the radar somewhat for now.

Wouldn't a raving, incessantly screaming nutjob like NAL violate this, though?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Wouldn't a raving, incessantly screaming nutjob like NAL violate this, though?

No that just means they're demogorgon bitches. In all seriousness, I hope another NAL visit doesn't happen.