Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[crying and shidding]

Wouldn't a raving, incessantly screaming nutjob like NAL violate this, though?

Yeah if/when she makes her way out there again and causes any issues it's not going to be a good look for him especially having just moved in; and I assume Clint explained the general Cobes situation and happenings to their Mr Lahey but if she's going to be walking around the park screaming and pissing next to the local cats it probably won't fly.
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[Cougar Pump]

Yeah if/when she makes her way out there again and causes any issues it's not going to be a good look for him especially having just moved in; and I assume Clint explained the general Cobes situation and happenings to their Mr Lahey but if she's going to be walking around the park screaming and pissing next to the local cats it probably won't fly.
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So any opinion on this place? Is this the kind of place where you can get away with Trailer Park Boys type antics? Or the type with old people who will call the cops if their neighbor is playing Barry Manilow too loudly?

Riverside mobile court in Casper is the trashy one. Westside (where Cobes is) is pretty tidy and transitions to the south into a nice looking suburb that has a farmers market and other non-slum shit. Take a look on streetview, the contrast between the two is stark.

 

[UncommonParlence]

His sexual chi magicka has been drained by the bog witch. He's quite literally out of mana.

He's got blue chi balls, hahaha haha, yesthhhhh. It's the troof.

Has anyone noticed if his cameo has been active? The door is not going to dash itself kinda thing. There's no way he's getting many donashuns seeing as he's scared to go live, BOY!

I really hope the coming aNAL trip is fud. He's really new in that t park and the last thing he needs to be doing is alienating his neighbors... even though they're fans and support his videos.

Too bad he never had hovel warming get together. Imagined dwarflyny, cruel taste, and Aaron wheels out Scottie's corpse.

Speaking of Scottie's corpse, what a bitch. Said he wasn't coming around because of warmload and still doesn't come around even though Ole dude has been gone for years.

Scottie also told his mom he stopped hanging out cause Cobeson was on that meth. She asked Cobra about it on Facebook and he said "I don't do that shit!" and she was all "congratulations for quitting", lol. Cobes was hot.

Does anybody know which sicko it was that door dashed the hagraven the previous times? I will be sooooo mad at that guy if he's up to his old tricks.

And @SeizureRobot5000 that was a classic Snekbones. One of the greatest of all times.

The oblivion sections, the leg splitting animation? Freakin sweet, BOY! I'm over Chauncey doodt. Team bp Frank's all the way. You guys have fantastic chemistry.

I found myself disappointed when it ended. I expect 4 hour episodes from now on, Nobody asked you to be cute and have a life outside of entertaining me, BOY! Didn't even tell me the wind was dyin down. It truly was one of my favorite episodes.

The section at the end where you guys where going through the vids day by day and riffing were really great bro. You guys have made something exceptional.

I mean you guys are "exceptional" but I know you're doing the best you can. Keep on rockin' bud.

And remember... sometimes they're just shipped that way.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Reviews for the park mention their rules being strict. I'm assuming lots of old people with way too much time on their hands. He doesn't do anything outside anymore so as long as he doesn't scream too loudly too often, and keeps the guitar amp down he'll probably stay under the radar somewhat for now.
Also call me late but I just saw this when looking at the reviews. I was kinda surprised there was just the one knowing how it was with the conquistadors.
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Oh firs one dropped. Was surprised when I went to check them, apparently before that one came. I assume they will pile up.
Carl Winslow... If that is even his real name ! ... Had review of Office Bar & Grill also.
Damn Oregonites.

 

[cybernurse1998]

Bubbles was a damn businessman, running his shopping cart business AND kitty motel. Cobes is Leahy at best. Specifically blue Leahy.

But both bubbles and cobes "home brew" using unsanitary random junk that they pull out of the trash. Cobes is bubbles minus 50 IQ points.

 

[bonified retard]

Has anyone noticed if his cameo has been active?

He said that he hasn't been able to do them because of his phone being broken, and that he'd just give them free cameos for their "time and effort" eventually. Cameo's site is garbage, at least on mobile, and you can't see dates on the videos, but he has a few recent ones from inside the new trailer, and multiple reviews from Jun 13th. I wouldnt be surprised if he just makes a lazy yt video "shouting out" all of the missed cameo requests at once.

 

[funscape]

Yeah if/when she makes her way out there again and causes any issues it's not going to be a good look for him especially having just moved in; and I assume Clint explained the general Cobes situation and happenings to their Mr Lahey but if she's going to be walking around the park screaming and pissing next to the local cats it probably won't fly.
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You can bet a place like that won't tolerate any frequent police visits or deviant homosexuals from Grindr searching for our boy.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

I find it amusing that the people who follow cobes are more interesting than the tard himself is, all of the groups that revolve around him are just people posting memes and being bros and all shit for brains does is be a lazy incompetent burden on the tax payers, he's so unbelievably boring.

 

[grand larsony]

I find it amusing that the people who follow cobes are more interesting than the tard himself is, all of the groups that revolve around him are just people posting memes and being bros and all shit for brains does is be a lazy incompetent burden on the tax payers, he's so unbelievably boring.

Totally disagree. Cobra is a freak show taken to the extreme. His content is definitely a slow burn but when he has his moments they're 10/10 hilarious, and often horrifying in equal measure. The people who spaz out about him being a burden on the taxpayer, an animal abuser, a child rapist sicko, whatever other stuff - for the most part, they're just regular losers doing regular loser shit. There's a couple that are deranged enough to be interesting in their own right but mostly they're not.
Anyway, you might like this thread if you find his alogs interesting.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

burden on the taxpayer

I'd argue that Cobes is the exact type of person meant to be supported by taxpayer money. He's legitimately retarded. If people are worried about burdens on their FICA money from their McDonald's cheques I'd think the niggers popping out tons of baby criminals who don't work and commit crimes would be a more priority target of their ire than a retard who spends his days talking to himself and actually earning money to fund his addictions.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I'd argue that Cobes is the exact type of person meant to be supported by taxpayer money. He's legitimately retarded. If people are worried about burdens on their FICA money from their McDonald's cheques I'd think the niggers popping out tons of baby criminals who don't work and commit crimes would be a more priority target of their ire than a retard who spends his days talking to himself and actually earning money to fund his addictions.

Cobes is the person that SSI should be for. He's functional enough he can live on his own, but he's clearly retarded and cannot work a normal job for long.

My issue is his double dipping as he is given enough money on Youtube and otherwise. Sadly, there are many similar people like Cobes out there that are struggling to get SS(D)I or don't even know its an option or where to start.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Worst thing about cobes is him being a disgusting bastard and it effects no one but him since he's become a shut in. I've never been a true "fan" of cobes but I couldn't imagine obsessing over someone like him when true horrorcows exist. I mean I wouldn't obsess over them either but would make more sense to me than cobes who you can just laugh at. Even when I was in the alog discord people would get fucking pissed and seethe when they viewed something as a "win" for him. Like oh someone sent cobes a nice 90 bottle of bourbon so they can laugh when he ruins it with an epic drink combo and you have people legit crying about little things like that which made me realize alot of cobes viewers are miserable and they watch him to feel better about it because he really does rule their sad pathetic lives dood. He doesn't have to fuck with them to live rent free in their head he already there.

 

[grand larsony]

I'd argue that Cobes is the exact type of person meant to be supported by taxpayer money. He's legitimately retarded. If people are worried about burdens on their FICA money from their McDonald's cheques I'd think the niggers popping out tons of baby criminals who don't work and commit crimes would be a more priority target of their ire than a retard who spends his days talking to himself and actually earning money to fund his addictions.

Even if the poor little bastard could hold a job, at this point his alogs are so invested in him that there's no way he could keep it for more than a week.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Even if the poor little bastard could hold a job

Oh no, here we go again.

You're right though, it's the same situation with CWC before he went nuts. Definitely doesn't help Cobra also lives in a small city and is very distinctive in appearance just like Chris. He can't hide anywhere in Casper even if he wanted to.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

My issue is his double dipping as he is given enough money on Youtube and otherwise. Sadly, there are many similar people like Cobes out there that are struggling to get SS(D)I or don't even know its an option or where to start.

Why? Let him exist in slightly less poor conditions, he isn't some great scam artist raking in tons at taxpayer expense (like a politician), it's a drop in the ocean
No skin off my shoes

 

[funscape]

Why? Let him exist in slightly less poor conditions, he isn't some great scam artist raking in tons at taxpayer expense (like a politician), it's a drop in the ocean
No skin off my shoes

I agree. Being a busybody over Josh's meager SSDI payments is idiotic. USA taxpayers are on the hook for how many Jamals and Sheniquas with deadbeat dads milking the system and they worry about one autistic retard who thinks he has magical powers?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

RE: Cobra is a slowburn cow

Is he really any more slowburn then other cows? Like say if you go watch Cyraxx how often is he actually that interesting? What about Chris Chan? Ethan Ralph? NAL? Darksydephil? Think about how much mundane shit they do in between golden moments. In my opinion he's no more slow burn then any other major lolcow.

 

[grand larsony]

RE: Cobra is a slowburn cow

Is he really any more slowburn then other cows? Like say if you go watch Cyraxx how often is he actually that interesting? What about Chris Chan? Ethan Ralph? NAL? Darksydephil? Think about how much mundane shit they do in between golden moments. In my opinion he's no more slow burn then any other major lolcow.

Chris Chan has definitely become a slow burn cow, I agree with you there. I don't really know about Darksydephil cause I just don't find him that entertaining.
I think that Cyraxx and some other cows like Daniel Larson are much less of a slow burn compared to Cobes. Cyraxx is basically always screaming about something which gets boring in a different way, cause he's kind of a one-trick pony, but any time you check out some Cyraxx-related content there's a good chance he's freaking out at max volume about Marty. Daniel Larson produced a lot of short form content and he was also pretty frequently screeching about something or embarrassing himself in public. Even when he wasn't freaking out, his content only took a few minutes to consume most of the time, not hours of nothingness to sift through. Cobra has freak-outs that are comparatively less severe, definitely much less frequent, and sandwiched between a lot more nontent than Cyraxx or Daniel Larson, so I think calling him a slow burn is accurate

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

RE: Cobra is a slowburn cow

Is he really any more slowburn then other cows? Like say if you go watch Cyraxx how often is he actually that interesting? What about Chris Chan? Ethan Ralph? NAL? Darksydephil? Think about how much mundane shit they do in between golden moments. In my opinion he's no more slow burn then any other major lolcow.

I'd argue he's a faster burn than most cows while he definitely has some boring loops, he regularly makes OC and it's usually funny or disgusting. Lots of other cows are only funny during a major happening, like Ralph for example.

 

[Unironick]

For me it´s less about the burn but the consistency.
I can reliably check in with Cobes to see a new atrocious food hack, something fun that he said while sloshed or just a new horrifying manifestation of his deteriorating mental and physical health. And sometimes you get a real highlight.
You just don´t that with other cows.
And I like the overall vibe of the thread. Instead of angry hatewatching you get people who just wanna observe a boglim in his habitat.