Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[AnOminous]

He might not be able to get into a loving and stable relationship, but he could easily find someone more attractive and less gross than NAL to make fuck with.

No matter how disgusting someone is there is someone out there who has that exact thing as a fetish.

 

[Human Butthole]

Some of the worst shits I've ever had in my life was when I was a daily drinker. Can you imagine Josh in his sweltering trailer bathroom, gripping the toilet seat as blistering chunks of hot shit lava explodes from his cheeks?

Dude, you ain't kidding! Me and the misses slowed way down and I no longer have the liquid shits for the first half of the morning. So glad we dried out for a few months, that shit was killing me.

One question, because I haven't been following since the redditards got him ousted from his apartment, but how's the mead saga going?

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I unironically think he could get better than NAL, even without the help of a dentist or cutting back on booze.

agreed. people seem to forget that there are women out there better than NAL who would love more than anything than to land someone like cobes. why you ask? its simple. they either have a strong desire to have someone who they can take care of forever or are just attracted to weird people.

there are also people similar to NAL who have awful self esteem issues which make them believe a boglim is the best they can ever get. NAL is just the best cobes can get without trying.

 

[Swamp Thang]

One question, because I haven't been following since the redditards got him ousted from his apartment, but how's the mead saga going?

Look up the skittles mead and see for yourself

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Look up the skittles mead and see for yourself

I certainly remember how I felt when he showed it to us.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I unironically think he could get better than NAL, even without the help of a dentist or cutting back on booze. Cobra , right now, could do better than NAL. The thing is, he doesn't try. He wouldn't have even fucked NAL if buddy trolls didn't buy her a ticket and pay her cab fare to be doordashed to the bogden. I don't subscribe to incel nonsense, it's easy to get laid, and the farms has proven that repeatedly with all of the different colours of weirdos and degenerates. It's easy to fuck other people, you just have to make a minimal effort when you're a goblin.

If Cyraxx can get laid, then you have no excuse.
Go get fucking laid.

There was a girl who dated Raxx last year that would be good for Cobes. She was an autist with a special interest in dudes like Raxx or Cobes that needed someone to take care of them. She wasn't ugly, didn't do drugs, but I think she was fat so idk. She was still way better than NAL, because she seemed to really care about Cyraxx, and if she cares about Cyraxx...she could care about Cobes.

 

[Stornoway]

Do you guys think that the boy can go out to eat without customizing his meals to the nth degree? As in, if he would got to family dinner with Clint and the rest of the family, would he eat whatever is put in front of him? Or like the way he went out to lunch with Darfliny a few years back, could he do that again?

With his urges to boglify his every meal and letting it reach room temperature, can he even eat like a human being anymore?

 

[bonified retard]

Do you guys think that the boy can go out to eat without customizing his meals to the nth degree? As in, if he would got to family dinner with Clint and the rest of the family, would he eat whatever is put in front of him? Or like the way he went out to lunch with Darfliny a few years back, could he do that again?

With his urges to boglify his every meal and letting it reach room temperature, can he even eat like a human being anymore?

He usually posts non-dank un-hacked food pics on fb when he goes somewhere with his family.

 

[Aiōn]

He could, but only marginally.

I reckon that Cobes could certainly get someone who has a better temperament than Jessica, and I hope he does. She would need to have her own equivalent of rotting teeth and infectious penis though, and that way there's a higher chance that her intentions be pure.

Perhaps NAL was a message from Sky God on the realities of contact with the demonic? I noticed that Cobra spoke of God and His role in creating LGBQT+ in the 'responce video' to Blair White on the 28th.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

If Cyraxx can get laid, then you have no excuse.
Go get fucking laid.

There was a girl who dated Raxx last year that would be good for Cobes. She was an autist with a special interest in dudes like Raxx or Cobes that needed someone to take care of them. She wasn't ugly, didn't do drugs, but I think she was fat so idk. She was still way better than NAL, because she seemed to really care about Cyraxx, and if she cares about Cyraxx...she could care about Cobes.

You're thinking of Heather #1. She was a fat dyke bitch just as bad as raxx who left her equally fat and ugly bull dyke wife plus the two unfortunate children they managed to buy from the state, to chase clout and squat at the goblin den. Raxx never got laid as Heather was utterly repulsed by him and threw up in her mouth after kissing him on a panel stream. She only left once things devolved into domestic violence and not getting the online attention she wanted. She died not too long after that. Can't remember if it was drugs or the 'rona, but she's still resting in piss.

 

[anliteralidiot]

You're thinking of Heather #1. She was a fat dyke bitch just as bad as raxx who left her equally fat and ugly bull dyke wife plus the two unfortunate children they managed to buy from the state, to chase clout and squat at the goblin den. Raxx never got laid as Heather was utterly repulsed by him and threw up in her mouth after kissing him on a panel stream. She only left once things devolved into domestic violence and not getting the online attention she wanted. She died not too long after that. Can't remember if it was drugs or the 'rona, but she's still resting in piss.

No, I'm not thinking of Dead Heather at all. I'm a Cyraxx lore person. I know all about him, whether I like it or not. He didn't throw up in her mouth, and they had sex. She left because him and his grandma were emotionally, financially, and physically abusive to her and her brother (I'm not sure what he was to her). This was years ago, in, like, 2020, not last year. She died of congestive heart failure in 22.

I'm talking about Jassmine.

She was very adamant that she liked fucked up dudes, and felt bad for guys like Raxx and Cobes. She expressed a want to take care of dudes like them.

I think that's a good kind of gf for Cobes.

 

['Ole Dente]

If Cyraxx can get laid, then you have no excuse.
Go get fucking laid.

There was a girl who dated Raxx last year that would be good for Cobes. She was an autist with a special interest in dudes like Raxx or Cobes that needed someone to take care of them. She wasn't ugly, didn't do drugs, but I think she was fat so idk. She was still way better than NAL, because she seemed to really care about Cyraxx, and if she cares about Cyraxx...she could care about Cobes.

Chance Wilkins is a prolific liar with delusions of grandeur. His delusional belief in himself and the things he’s doing/done can lead women (dumb ones) to believe that what he brings to the table can be offset by his physical appearance. Because he is this delusional, he is also unendingly confident in himself, which is also an attractive quality.

Cobra has none of these things. He’s a timid guy who at his core knows he’s achieved nothing and his shortcomings are long. He has no real confidence. He’s not capable of picking up any women for a variety of reasons but this is probably the biggest one.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Chance Wilkins is a prolific liar with delusions of grandeur. His delusional belief in himself and the things he’s doing/done can lead women (dumb ones) to believe that what he brings to the table can be offset by his physical appearance. Because he is this delusional, he is also unendingly confident in himself, which is also an attractive quality.

Cobra has none of these things. He’s a timid guy who at his core knows he’s achieved nothing and his shortcomings are long. He has no real confidence. He’s not capable of picking up any women for a variety of reasons but this is probably the biggest one.

Accurate summarization. Cobes may be very, very stupid but he is intelligent enough to be self aware to a point that he knows the whole "I'm a sexy gothic bad boy with a massive cock and women all love me!" is bullshit. You see glimpses of it when he's super trashed when he lets his guard down. You also see it when he does his Shon standup. The fake bravado he puts up is a coping mechanism for him. It's a way for him not to crack from the trolls and how horrible his life is. If he can convince himself even just on camera he really is that badass person the trolls don't win. Wow I'm reading this back realizing how depressing it is.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Either caspercobrastompers or someone as obsessed as him has been schitzoposting in the cobes fb group about how everyone needs to report him and clint to the IRS for SSDI fraud even though none is being committed.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Wow I'm reading this back realizing how depressing it is.

Cobra playing solitary drinking games in a dead-silent trailer is pretty grim.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

I'm talking about Jassmine.
She was very adamant that she liked fucked up dudes, and felt bad for guys like Raxx and Cobes. She expressed a want to take care of dudes like them.
I think that's a good kind of gf for Cobes.

GAAAHHD DAAAAMMMMAAAAAAATTT! I hate being clumsy. Haven't kept up closely with the 43 since music nig marty moved to trying his shit on the beauty parlor cows. Other than his accounts are now constantly getting broken into and subsequently his search history being published. But I digress...
I still believe that not a single person that goes "I can fix them." is ever there with true intentions. Been proven time and again with cows like Cobes, Raxx, Chris, DanLar, TeeShirts, et al. Any time someone tries "helping" them it's either manipulative and self serving or just mentally ill zoomers chasing Internet fame/infamy. Can't convince me otherwise that they have to be at least a tad fucked in the head to want to touch shit as smelly as them, especially the attic goblin.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Can't convince me otherwise that they have to be at least a tad fucked in the head to want to touch shit as smelly as them, especially the attic goblin.

doodt I said the first time that she admitted to be a literal autist with a special interest in cows

she knows she's fucked up, and didn't try to hide it!

And she didn't really talk about fixing Raxx. She...genuinely seemed to love him as he was, personslity-wise. She definitely wanted to fix the bedbug problem, though. She didn't accept that.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

She's been working on her tan...
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She was showing off the tanlines on one stream.

I still maintain that no one deserves a karma.like NAL, unless they're a fuckin sicko or something. She's toxic.

I'm guessing she is trying to act "sexy" for money. 40 is a little too late for her to try the "e-whore" thing.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

doodt I said the first time that she admitted to be a literal autist with a special interest in cows

she knows she's fucked up, and didn't try to hide it!

And she didn't really talk about fixing Raxx. She...genuinely seemed to love him as he was, personslity-wise. She definitely wanted to fix the bedbug problem, though. She didn't accept that.

How any woman could actually like the attic goblin for who he is, is beyond me. Meanwhile all of Cobra's post Stephanie GF's were blatant users. Manipulative single moms looking for a meal ticket and old Cobes was smart enough to see through their bullshit. Somehow.

I'm guessing she is trying to act "sexy" for money. 40 is a little too late for her to try the "e-whore" thing.

Literally nothing about this creature is sexy. Her cam shows were a giant turnoff to any coomer with standards.

 

[ibeatmywife]

I'm guessing she is trying to act "sexy" for money. 40 is a little too late for her to try the "e-whore" thing.

She tried it for 10 years and failed. I remember when everyone was watching her cams with Pedro they were celebrating making a whopping 10 bucks in their hours long livestream.