Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Blue Miaplacidus said:
I unironically think he could get better than NAL, even without the help of a dentist or cutting back on booze. Cobra , right now, could do better than NAL. The thing is, he doesn't try. He wouldn't have even fucked NAL if buddy trolls didn't buy her a ticket and pay her cab fare to be doordashed to the bogden. I don't subscribe to incel nonsense, it's easy to get laid, and the farms has proven that repeatedly with all of the different colours of weirdos and degenerates. It's easy to fuck other people, you just have to make a minimal effort when you're a goblin.
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It's easy to get laid if you're willing to pay for everything (or in Josh's case, insane people paying to travel her to him) with women more attractive than NAL.

Finding a good woman that's not some trashy batshit junkie who actually likes you and will be a benefit to your life... that's probably an impossible feat for Josh.
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
I think the weens and a-logs have upset the boy enough that we might never see this again. Certainly no live streams, I think that is all over. His new schtick is recording and posting it later. Asymmetric ween warfare. The boy is winning.

Total ween death.
Total a-log death.
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The main impetus to continue streaming was that during his first stream, I wanna say he made somewhere close to $800 and ever since it's been a money maker for him. He doesn't have to stream anymore people send him an assortment of CashApp/PayPal donations and he actually makes some money on his retarded shirts. At this point streaming is just goading his troles to at minimum send slop sauce tacos all day and at maximum send the police to his house, if I was Cobra I wouldn't even give a fuck about streaming at that point, the hassle doesn't outweigh the headache. It's easier to just make silly videos, enjoy what little life he has left and drink a couple of brewskis.

Redditors and Discord fags basically forced the cow into isolation because they don't understand tact.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
The main impetus to continue streaming was that during his first stream, I wanna say he made somewhere close to $800 and ever since it's been a money maker for him. He doesn't have to stream anymore people send him an assortment of CashApp/PayPal donations and he actually makes some money on his retarded shirts. At this point streaming is just goading his troles to at minimum send slop sauce tacos all day and at maximum send the police to his house, if I was Cobra I wouldn't even give a fuck about streaming at that point, the hassle doesn't outweigh the headache. It's easier to just make silly videos, enjoy what little life he has left and drink a couple of brewskis.

Redditors and Discord fags basically forced the cow into isolation because they don't understand tact.
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Even recently when he needed money he didn't go live for it he definitely is sick of it dood social media doesn't give a shit
 
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ClothedandSobbing said:
Even recently when he needed money he didn't go live for it he definitely is sick of it dood social media doesn't give a shit
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Did that money begging stop on the 1st of this month?

Then you can surmise from that tidbit that he got the money he needed and he's not paying Clint any rent.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
I wanna say he made somewhere close to $800 and ever since it's been a money maker for him. He doesn't have to stream anymore people send him an assortment of CashApp/PayPal donations and he actually makes some money on his retarded shirts. At this point streaming is just goading his troles to at minimum send slop sauce tacos all day and at maximum send the police to his house
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It's always weirded me out how the paypigs give him money to make less content.
 
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ClothedandSobbing said:
Even recently when he needed money he didn't go live for it he definitely is sick of it dood social media doesn't give a shit
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Has he even gone live since getting a new phone? I wouldn't be surprised if he just gave up on trying to set up 2FA. It's an issue he has struggled with historically, and like others have pointed out, there's just not much of an incentive for him to stream now anyways.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
It's always weirded me out how the paypigs give him money to make less content.
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For the past 6-7 years this has become an epidemic that we don't talk about enough and it extends to every lolcow.

There is a new generation of younger adults who are flooding lolcow communities, they require almost immediate dopamine hits every minute of every day and they are exponentially sadistic in their application. They tend to outnumber original members 10:1 in under a year and they will change the general attitude of the community from "Haha what a dink, anyway heres a shoop" to "actively hostile and they deserve to die." In this circumstance they just want Cobra to say their name in a shout out video for that immediate dopamine hit, or to say the name of some dictator/rapist. That doesn't work much anymore because he's hip to that joke after the 400th application over a decade and Cobra does shout out videos once every 4 years but these people can't think beyond their first or second thought, they are lead by their need for dopamine like animals. It seems like it's exacerbated by commentary channels on YouTube and TikTok since that's where dopamine addicts congregate.

When everything's said and done, when the cow is sick of having the cops called on him for the express purpose of being murdered on stream, having drones stalk him in broad daylight or having his delusions fed with progressively insane narratives they either isolate away from the internet or go to jail from losing their shit, as any person would do. Then they just infest another community and repeat the process. They are like locust, you have to identify them and gatekeep them otherwise you end up with the Cyraxx/Daniel Larson people. There's a reason Null thinks they're fucking retards, they don't milk the cows or observe them, they systematically smash them and fuck off into their corner.
 
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You have your fair weather friends and then you have your down ass niggas. Your boys, the troops, your sharks. They usually aren't very smart but they come around when theres help needed.

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One day... you may face such a moment of crisis. And in that moment, I hope you have a friend like I did, to plunge their hands into the filth so that you can keep yours clean!
 
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